Austin Theory vs Saitama

[azontr]

Put him against Yu.

 

[Recon1511]

Put him against Yu.

 

[Phoenks]

Put him against Yu.

I'll put him against you instead.

 

[azontr]

I'll put him against you instead.

I'll throw hands with Theory.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Well you can word it as "Austin theory beats the monster that made Saitama bleed" Much more impressive now

Ooooo, that'll totally put fear in the hearts of all the OPM supporters...

Put him against Huijin Park from Jungle Juice :>

Can you make thread pls? He better not be OP...

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Put him against Yu.

How the fight would go:

 

[azontr]

Can you make thread pls? He better not be OP...

Huijin is a female.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Huijin is a female.

Oh...

 

[Phoenks]

Oh...

You sure you want your bro Theory to get his ass handed to him by a cockroach girl?

 

[RandomGuy2345]

How the fight would go:

So y'all are just gonna ignore this quality meme I made?

 

[RandomGuy2345]

You sure you want your bro Theory to get his ass handed to him by a cockroach girl?

Um...

Actually, do you got any other 9-B's?

 

[azontr]

So y'all are just gonna ignore this quality meme I made?

Yes.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Yes.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I could Theory vs Ace...

 

[Pikaman]

And that's it

It should be noted that Theory is << The Undertaker, but he’s still able to give people a run for their money who themselves can give ‘Taker a run for his money or even beat him

 

[Pikaman]

Saitama will have a ~4.2x AP advantage over Theory.

The only way Theory can do any significant damage is with his finishers, which will end the fight there.

Theory is also far more skilled, so maybe this won't be too big of an issue.

Finishers are really nice, they’re not insta-kill a ~4.2x AP advantage holder nice

But in all seriousness, I looked at his social influencing stuff, and it just seems like things that'd make the fight even harder for him.

"(Has goaded Pat McAfee many times into attacking him. Theory has even stated that he's getting into the head of Pat. His constant taunting in front of Dominik Mysterio caused him to win the match by disqualification)"

Taunting Saitama to attack doesn't seem like something he'd want to do. Getting into his head? They're in a fight to the death, not a press conference. Think he could care less about that.

Generally social manip in WWE is used to enrage your opponent and force them into stupid decisions (cc. Seth Rollins vs Riddle at Clash at the Castle 2022) but since Theory already skill stomps that doesn’t hold much use here

 

[Pikaman]

I had another WWE vs OPM match lined up (Specifically Finn Bálor vs Personification of a Light Pull Cord) but it looks like the two verses aren’t particularly compatible

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I had another WWE vs OPM match lined up (Specifically Finn Bálor vs Personification of a Light Pull Cord) but it looks like the two verses aren’t particularly compatible

It's either a skill stomp for Finn, or Light Pull Cord ***** on Finn with his AP.

There's no gray area lol.