A scary ass ogre fights a ************* car

[Insecurity97]

Lightning McQueen has accidentally stumbled onto Shrek's swamp, so, needless to say, Shrek isn't pleased and he decides to get him away by fighting him

Speed is equalized so that Shrek doesn't get speedblitzed to hell and back

Ogre: 7

Ka-chow: 0

Inconclusive: 0

 

[IvoryAS]

McQueen Gets torn apart from only being able to move about 50 mph at fastest.

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[Jasonsith]

If speed equalised then Shrek easily takes it with better durability and arguably better intelligence and skills in fighting.

(Actually Shrek has subsonic reactions so he may not get speed blitzed even if speed equalisation is not spelt out.)

And since Lightning McQueen does not have homing missiles at this tier it cannot spam missiles from a distance to kill Shrek and resorted to ram at him or escape from him at full speed.

 

[ArgentinianDeadpool]

Shrek fra.

 

[Jackythejack]

Shrek fra

 

[Jasonsith]

bump

 

[Jasonsith]

bump

 

[IvoryAS]

bump

 

[IvoryAS]

Added.

 

[EMagoIorSouI]

In order for threads to be added to characters' profiles, they need to max out 7 or higher votes.

So I'm afraid I'll have to remove it from their profiles.

 

[Jackythejack]

Hmm? Did we get enough votes?

 

[EMagoIorSouI]

Only 4. We need 3 more votes for Shrek for this thread to get added.

So for that, I vote Shrek too. His durability gives him an upper hand.

 

[Standuser081]

God of anime FRA

 

[Insecurity97]

Only 1 more vote, that was pretty quick

 

[IvoryAS]

Am I allowed to go find someone to "help"?

 

[Jasonsith]

As long as you observe the rules of the community, do as you wish.

And bump.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Shrek for reasons above

 

[IvoryAS]

ƒæî

 

[IvoryAS]

How do I close a thread?

 

[Standuser081]

Only an admin or the OP maker can close the thread.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I'll do it