Fastest Thing Alive vs A Sponge! (Sonic vs Spongebob) 11-4-2

[ZespeonGalaxy]

4-A versions are used

Both get Optional Equipment

Speed is =

Starting Distance is 35 meters

Location: Green Hill Zone


I'm Ready!: 4

Spongebob Squarepants (Character)

SpongeBob SquarePants is a naive and eternally optimistic sea sponge, and the eponymous protagonist of the series, as well as the mascot of the worldwide television network, Nickelodeon. He works as a fry cook at Mr. Krabs' restaurant, The Krusty Krab, and is the best friend of Patrick Star...

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Sonic the Hedgehog (Modern)

Sonic the Hedgehog (ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグ, Sonikku za Hejjihoggu) is Sega's mascot and the eponymous protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. He is an anthropomorphic hedgehog born with the ability to run faster than the speed of sound, hence his name, and possesses lightning-fast...

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[LaserPrecision]

Feel it prolly would've been better to have a match without optional equipment first since optional equipment adds a lot more to the table. Imma wait a while to see what people start saying.

 

[Greatsage13th]

Hmm

 

[Psychomaster35]

So does Sonic have any answer to SpongeBob’s Low-Godly regeneration, various immortalities, power nullification that occurs within a few hits, and passive immense luck?

 

[LaserPrecision]

So does Sonic have any answer to SpongeBob’s Low-Godly regeneration, various immortalities, power nullification that occurs within a few hits, and passive immense luck?

Spongebob's Power Null seems to only work on a few select abilities (I don't think we assume it can null any power), that being.. whatever power handsome squidward was using, and Plankton's giant form and control over his dream?

So it's not that big of an issue. Not sure how good the passive luck is.

Sonic can handle Low-Godly via incap, BFR, and I would argue transmutation as I'd say Spongebob's resistances seem kinda bunk. I might not be able to respond after this as it's late for me rn.

 

[Psychomaster35]

Not sure how good the passive luck is.

His luck makes it so that skilled/bloodlusted fighters wanting to kill him would end up missing him to the point Spongebob accidentally counterattacks without realizing he’s in a fight, as well as events of chain reactions occuring that would save him from danger (Or if he’s dead, chain reactions would occur that would somehow revive him). Since he has his Life Insurance here, it pretty much increases his already good luck by making it so that he can’t get hit so long as he’s holding it.

I would argue transmutation as I'd say Spongebob's resistances seem kinda bunk

How so? He turns himself into soap bubbles only to return to normal later on, so being turned into a ring wouldn’t work on him.

I should also note that his laughter is 2-layered Madness Manipulation that can work on those who resist it, so unless Sonic’s resistance is layered as well, he will be driven crazy by his laughter which would make him get trapped in his own mind being tormented in several loops. And if this fight drags on any longer, Sonic will end up giving up in less than a minute as that’s pretty much what happened to characters like Man Ray and the Flying Dutchman.

 

[LaserPrecision]

His luck makes it so that skilled/bloodlusted fighters wanting to kill him would end up missing him to the point Spongebob accidentally counterattacks without realizing he’s in a fight, as well as events of chain reactions occuring that would save him from danger (Or if he’s dead, chain reactions would occur that would somehow revive him). Since he has his Life Insurance here, it pretty much increases his already good luck by making it so that he can’t get hit so long as he’s holding it.

Would it cause someone several hundreds times faster with homing attacks to miss?

How so? He turns himself into soap bubbles only to return to normal later on, so being turned into a ring wouldn’t work on him.

I feel that example has some merit. Though I do still think this seems more like some body control/shapeshifting more than it is transmutation. The profile even links the bubble feat in text stating it to be shapeshifting. I feel the same about him becoming a "real sponge". Seems more like body control than transmutation. But it's on the profile, so I'll have to live with that.

BFR would still work.

 

[Gilad_Hyperstar]

Even if Spongebob's luck will cause Sonic to miss, he'd eventually realize he can't hit him and use Chaos Control or the Magic Hands to either BFR or seal Spongebob

 

[ZespeonGalaxy]

Bump

 

[AStrangeverse]

Even if Spongebob's luck will cause Sonic to miss, he'd eventually realize he can't hit him and use Chaos Control or the Magic Hands to either BFR or seal Spongebob

assuming he'd even get that off before SpongeboymeBob thwacks em with whatever else is surefire

and spongeman resists sealing, and apparently has passive empath, social influence, probability, and luck

 

[LaserPrecision]

assuming he'd even get that off before SpongeboymeBob thwacks em with whatever else is surefire

Well it is a thought based hax. Sonic just thinks and Spongebob would be poofed away. It's not like he needs to do some crazy ritual for it to work.

 

[AStrangeverse]

Well it is a thought based hax. Sonic just thinks and Spongebob would be poofed away. It's not like he needs to do some crazy ritual for it to work.

I know that, but again, that's assuming the hog can get that off before washing sponge pulls out literally anything to dome em

 

[LaserPrecision]

I know that, but again, that's assuming the hog can get that off before washing sponge pulls out literally anything to dome em

Fair, though Sonic himself is hard to hit. He's notoriously elusive.

 

[AStrangeverse]

Fair, though Sonic himself is hard to hit. He's notoriously elusive.

unironically enough, hedgehog could make a snarky comment that could make sponge burst out of laughter

 

[LaserPrecision]

unironically enough, hedgehog could make a snarky comment that could make sponge burst out of laughter

I don't think Sonic makes snarky comments that much in battle. Well, ig in pontaff writing he does. When he was written at his best, he saved his witty banter for his rivals before or after the battle rather than during it. He's usually more serious during combat.

 

[AStrangeverse]

I don't think Sonic makes snarky comments that much in battle. Well, ig in pontaff writing he does. When he was written at his best, he saved his witty banter for his rivals before or after the battle rather than during it. He's usually more serious during combat.

dunno bout that one, I only really see him serious when he's transformed into Super Sonic

then again, that's just me

 

[LaserPrecision]

dunno bout that one, I only really see him serious when he's transformed into Super Sonic

then again, that's just me

Depends who he's up against. He takes serious threats seriously. Take Erazor for example. Albeit it's been a long time since I watched their battle, I don't remember him cracking silly jokes during his battle with him. I also don't know what kind of witty remarks Sonic could possibly make towards Spongebob to make him laugh.

How much Sonic have you played? He's been serious during a lot of big fights.

 

[AStrangeverse]

Depends who he's up against. He takes serious threats seriously. Take Erazor for example. Albeit it's been a long time since I watched their battle, I don't remember him cracking silly jokes during his battle with him. I also don't know what kind of witty remarks Sonic could possibly make towards Spongebob to make him laugh.

How much Sonic have you played? He's been serious during a lot of big fights.

I've played Sonic games since like, the late 2000s to early 2010s

memory is a lil foggy tho, since I've been more on Mario's side for electronic entertainment even earlier

I also wouldn't think Sonic would start off at that level of seriousness, considering Spongebob's character as a whole

 

[GlaceonGamez471]

Each character will view their opponents as enemies, who they have to assume wish to cause them severe harm such that losing could have any range of dire consequences.

I feel he'd start pretty seriously, given the mindset from SBA

 

[AStrangeverse]

damn, that's what I get for skimming through the OP, but that shouldn't matter

cuz it still mentions them being in-character, but willing to win

 

[LaserPrecision]

I've played Sonic games since like, the late 2000s to early 2010s

memory is a lil foggy tho, since I've been more on Mario's side for electronic entertainment even earlier

I also wouldn't think Sonic would start off at that level of seriousness, considering Spongebob's character as a whole

I think Sonic taking an opponent serious or not depends on context. There's a lot of cases where he takes them seriously, and some cases where he cracks jokes. It usually depends on if they get into the conflict, or if Sonic already knows that person. Since he's much more willing to crack jokes when fighting an old-time rival.

 

[AStrangeverse]

hm'st've

 

[Gilad_Hyperstar]

assuming he'd even get that off before SpongeboymeBob thwacks em with whatever else is surefire

and spongeman resists sealing, and apparently has passive empath, social influence, probability, and luck

Spongebob does not resist sealing through a 2-A ranged BFR. Spongebob also wouldn't be able to hit Sonic at all because the moment Sonic uses his speed amps, he'll reach Spongebob way faster than he can think, and if he'd still somehow never hit Spongebob he will use Chaos Control or the wisps.

Spongebob using the string wouldn't work because Sonic already survived that kind of erasure before

 

[AStrangeverse]

Spongebob does not resist sealing through a 2-A ranged BFR. Spongebob also wouldn't be able to hit Sonic at all because the moment Sonic uses his speed amps, he'll reach Spongebob way faster than he can think, and if he'd still somehow never hit Spongebob he will use Chaos Control or the wisps.

then it ain't sealing my guy, that's just plain BFR

and uh, passive empath, social influence, probability, and luck

so like, no

Spongebob using the string wouldn't work because Sonic already survived that kind of erasure before

didn't mention the string

 

[Gilad_Hyperstar]

then it ain't sealing my guy, that's just plain BFR

Sealing isn't with chaos control though but ok

and uh, passive empath, social influence, probability, and luck

so like, no

What does it do and how does it affect Spongebob in battles? Spongebob doesn't fight a lot in character so how it applies there

 

[AStrangeverse]

Sealing isn't with chaos control though but ok

then what are ya even referring to, cuz I know Magic Hands aren't on the same level of Chaos Emerslds

What does it do and how does it affect Spongebob in battles? Spongebob doesn't fight a lot in character so how it applies there

read the profile for that

 

[LaserPrecision]

then what are ya even referring to, cuz I know Magic Hands aren't on the same level of Chaos Emerslds

I believe they're referring to Magic Hands sealing characters.

 

[Gilad_Hyperstar]

read the profile for that

Can't you explain it briefly? I could look at it but given the Sonic side explained their argument I expect the same from the other side

 

[AStrangeverse]

Can't you explain it briefly? I could look at it but given the Sonic side explained their argument I expect the same from the other side

can't, working

last post before I wait til break

 

[GodsAmongUs3]

wouldnt the chaos emeralds already cause spongebob some trouble, and add sonic into the equation and how is spongebob going to be able to respond?

Spongebobs wincons are probably through power nullification, and passive probability manip and either the magic book or magic pencil

 

[AStrangeverse]

I believe they're referring to Magic Hands sealing characters.

I know, you would need some concrete evidence to prove Magic Hands can even "seal beings away with 2-A range"

which is just BFR

 

[LaserPrecision]

I know, you would need some concrete evidence to prove Magic Hands can even "seal beings away with 2-A range"

which is just BFR

Oh, no, Magic Hands doesn't have 2-A sealing. I don't think that's what Gilad meant. I think they were saying Emeralds have 2-A BFR and that Magic Hands can Seal.

 

[AStrangeverse]

then he needs to phrase that sentence better

 

[ZespeonGalaxy]

If Emeralds has 2-A levels of power that could be restricted right? Not to say Im gonna restrict it. Im just double checking.

 

[AStrangeverse]

Can't you explain it briefly? I could look at it but given the Sonic side explained their argument I expect the same from the other side

aight, now for this

normally, Spongeman Icecone's standard tactics would be to utilize Karate and H2H in general

however, according to his profile, man's got a few passive P&A's on there

while his "Supernatural Charisma" doesn't seem to be one of them, it looks as though the littlest bit of action or exposure to him can cause his enemies to either forfeit or ally themselves with him (such as the knee slap he did alongside Patrick in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie that caused a few monsters to start singing with 'em)

his "Empathic Manipulation" looks to be more on the passive side of the spectrum, as just his mere presence was enough to keep color, happiness and chaos under control in Bikini Bottom. Granted, unsure if that'll be enough. But, if Spongeboy realizes his H2H ain't nettin' him anything, he could resort to shit like these

lastly, his "Probability" and "Supernatural Luck". this is pretty funky, as Sponge literally doesn't need to do anything to really defeat Sonic. By some chance of luck, Sonic could wind up KO'ing himself cuz of Spongeman's absurd luck. His profile also says that those who have intent in killing SpongeBob have consistently went insane trying and have been abruptly defeated

so if anything, I'd think it'd be a no-brainer to assume that BFR, or really anything, would work on Sponge, since Hedgehog doesn't have a counter to his Probability and Luck

 

[ZespeonGalaxy]

So thats one vote for spongeboy me bob /j unless

 

[Gilad_Hyperstar]

while his "Supernatural Charisma" doesn't seem to be one of them, it looks as though the littlest bit of action or exposure to him can cause his enemies to either forfeit or ally themselves with him (such as the knee slap he did alongside Patrick in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie that caused a few monsters to start singing with 'em)

Sonic would become too fast for Spongebob to do anything, especially with him adapting and growing stronger and faster passively. And I'm not sure how potent it is because this only worked with the monsters after he did the action and many of his enemies still don't convert to his side like Dennis or Plankton

his "Empathic Manipulation" looks to be more on the passive side of the spectrum, as just his mere presence was enough to keep color, happiness and chaos under control in Bikini Bottom. Granted, unsure if that'll be enough. But, if Spongeboy realizes his H2H ain't nettin' him anything, he could resort to shit like these

That's not combat applicable, and Sonic would blitz by the time it happens

lastly, his "Probability" and "Supernatural Luck". this is pretty funky, as Sponge literally doesn't need to do anything to really defeat Sonic. By some chance of luck, Sonic could wind up KO'ing himself cuz of Spongeman's absurd luck. His profile also says that those who have intent in killing SpongeBob have consistently went insane trying and have been abruptly defeated

How does this manifest in a battle Spongebob had? Like are there specific examples where what you described happens?

 

[One-Mastor]

lastly, his "Probability" and "Supernatural Luck". this is pretty funky, as Sponge literally doesn't need to do anything to really defeat Sonic. By some chance of luck, Sonic could wind up KO'ing himself cuz of Spongeman's absurd luck. His profile also says that those who have intent in killing SpongeBob have consistently went insane trying and have been abruptly defeated

Sonic isn't a villain so the don't try to "defeat" Spongebob, just knock him because in-character, in a "death battle" maybe this works in better context

 

[AStrangeverse]

Sonic isn't a villain so the don't try to "defeat" Spongebob, just knock him because in-character, in a "death battle" maybe this works in better context

it legitimately wouldn't matter what Sonic's affiliation is, Spongebob's Probability and Luck ain't limited to that

 

[AStrangeverse]

Sonic would become too fast for Spongebob to do anything, especially with him adapting and growing stronger and faster passively.

no he wouldn't, cuz to quote what one of the Sonic supporters mentioned, Sonic's passive growth is much slower when his opponent is weaker than him

so he wouldn't be growing as quickly enough to really blitz, especially when Spongebob has his own Passive AD

And I'm not sure how potent it is because this only worked with the monsters after he did the action and many of his enemies still don't convert to his side like Dennis or Plankton

point is, even an action as minimal as a knee slap was enough to convert several monsters that had the intent to harm 'em, but you'd have to ask the actual supporters

That's not combat applicable, and Sonic would blitz by the time it happens

it's definitely combat applicable, I only gave you a brief overview of the ability's description, like you asked

How does this manifest in a battle Spongebob had? Like are there specific examples where what you described happens?

yes, in his profile

I ain't well-versed in Spongebob like I used to be, I'm mainly here to stall for some of the actual supporters to get their asses here to defend the verse they support