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the real world

  1. Flashlight237

    Pug vs Hody Jones

    Okay, so uhh... One is a One Piece character who is basically the epitome of osteoporosis. The other is a pug, a dog which is so prone to health issues that I'm pretty sure the pug dying on the spot will be a legit wincon. For this match, this will be 10-C Hody vs the pug. Here are their...
  2. King_Dom470

    Depressed Teenage Girl Tries to Beat a Dinosaur to Death (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in the Literature club SBA for everything else "I'm gonna keep writing until I die": "Clever Girl": Inconclusive:
    • King_Dom470
    • Thread
    • doki doki literature club! sayori the real world velociraptor
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. Flashlight237

    Wildcat vs Domestic Cat

    So, this one might be a little interesting. So, we have a Wildcat and we have the Domestic Cat. The wildcat is considered the ancestor of the domestic cat. The domestic cat, on the other hand, is responsible for the extinction of many bird and small animal species. Now, this is where things...
  4. ThePrimalHunter

    Composite Human Fights The Most Wanked Gorilla Ever (Composite Human vs Composite Gorilla) (0-0-0)

    Composite Human (Real World What-If Mergings) vs Composite Gorilla (r/whowouldwin) Gorillas are wanked to all hell on r/whowouldwin, and it's hard to believe that some people really think gorillas are this strong. My first thought to many of these peoples statements was "if gorillas really are...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite gorilla (r/whowouldwin) composite human (real world) gorilla r/whowouldwin the real world
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  5. Javenplayz253

    Can Tabi beat the fly allegations? (Tabi McGreller vs HouseFly) [Grace (He couldn't beat the fly allegations, sadly)]

    Story: Tabi uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh appears in the Room for IDIOTS. And sees a fly flying around the room... THEY WANT TO KILL EACHOTHER. Rules: Stickman tabi is being used Speed is unequalized Both are bloodlusted The battle takes place in a waiting room. "I'm going to pull out my plastic toy...
  6. Oiguana2701

    Shark finds alien snake... thing (0-6-0)

    Great White Shark vs. Crabsnake Rules: Fight takes place in the Jellyshroom Cave Both start around 25 meters away from eachother So that's it. If anything's unfair, tell me. Generic big shark: Advantage of faster (in short busts) and better bite force Big snake arthropod: 6 Advantage in LS...
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • crabsnake crabsnake (subnautica) great white shark great white shark (the real world) subnautica the real world the real world (verse) vs matches
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. Ti58

    Suggested changes regarding supernovae

    Okay, so this page doesn't have supernova impostors, which are violent explosions caused by extreme eruptions of Luminous Blue Variable stars (LBV), which also sometimes experience normal outbursts, where only their temperature changes, but the luminosity stays the same (it increases a lot in...
  8. IDK3465

    At What Point is a Feat too Survivable by Regular Humans to Actually Count?

    Hello everyone, Recently, I made this calc for a character tanking a relatively high fall and, initially, it was accepted by Flashlight237 and nobody seemed to have any issue with it. But, soon afterwards, Agnaa brought up how regular people have consistently survived falls of a similar height...
  9. H3110l12345I20

    Adding Standards for Scaling Real World Animals.

    (Given permission by staff here to post the thread) Long story short, I'm here still scaling stuff in the real world primarily so even the most civil, good people here won't make the most fallacious assumptions. In the meantime, it's about time we gave the real world verse actual standards to...
  10. ShockingPsychic

    Ghostface fights a Zebra (Scream Vs. The Real World)

    Roman fights a zebra. Don't ask me how. Speed UNEQUAL No prep Roman is in-character Zebra is bloodlusted Fight takes place in parkinglot Starting distance is 10 meters Roman doesn't have his optional equipment ROMAN BRIDGER: ZEBRA: 7
  11. Artorimachi_Meteoraft

    The hunter hunts a croc (grace)

    The hunter: Saltwater crocodile: @Artorimachi_Meteoraft, @Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer, @H3110l12345I20, @AThe1412, @Fezzih_007 Rules Speed equalized First key hunter and 9-B male croc used Hunter has a shotgun for optional equipment Starting distance 20ft out of sight Battle takes...
  12. IDK3465

    Why Do We Not Allow Profiles for Real World People, But do for Fictional Depictions of Them?

    ^
  13. HonestlyBored24

    Huge Hippo Upgrade

    Add Flight to the hippopotamus profile. https://amp.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne
  14. Flashlight237

    Bottlenose Dolphin vs Beluga Whale

    I mean, it makes sense. While beluga whales are larger than bottlenose dolphins with a weight ranging from 1100 to 1600 as opposed to dolphins' 300 kg (with a weight range of 150 to 650 kg), at the same time, the beluga whale is hardly confrontational while bottlenose dolphins are infamous for...
    • Flashlight237
    • Thread
    • beluga whale (the real world) bottlenose dolphin real world the real world
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Smashtwig

    Ayanokoji vs Megalodon

    I've seen a whole of Ayanokoji matchups recently so I had to try this Fight takes place in the photic zone (aka they can both see) of the middle of the Pacific Ocean- daytime. Ayanokoji starts underwater, equipped with his baton The Megalodon wanna eat smth (so it can actually like... fight)...
    • Smashtwig
    • Thread
    • ayanokoji kiyotaka classroom of the elite megalodon the real world
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. ThePrimalHunter

    A Peak Human Fights A Man Who's Good With Numbers (Composite Human vs The Number Man) (0-0-0)

    Composite Human vs The Number Man Ground Rules: Speed is equal Fight takes place in NYC They start 2 kilometers apart with no line of sight Composite Human has an AWM Sniper and Beretta M9 CH has prior knowledge of Number Man's precog & how it works Both are in-character Who Wins? The Human...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • baki hanma composite human composite human (real world) grappler baki the real world
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  17. Flashlight237

    Beelzebufo vs Domestic Cat

    So yeah, we have a domestic cat, which has a bit of a record for being a decent hunter. Pretty much everyone knows how they are considering that they're responsible for many bird extinctions. As for Beelzebufo, it's best aspect is its strength. It has an estimated bite force of 500 to 2200...
  18. Flashlight237

    Triceratops vs Elephant

    So this match... Eh, it's going to be a weird one. So the weight range of both triceratops and elephants are pretty much the same, with Triceratops going from 6 to 10 tonnes with a smaller complete specimen weighing in at 5.4 tonnes whereas elephants go from 5.2 to 6.9 tonnes with the largest...
  19. Oiguana2701

    Prehistoric boar vs current boar

    Placerias Vs Central European Boar Rules: Battle takes place in an African savannah They start 5 meters away from eachother Who wins? Placerias: Boar: Incon:
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • boar placerias placerias (real world) the real world the real world (verse) vs battles vs thread vs threads wild boar
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  20. ThePrimalHunter

    2 Busted 9-Cs Fight (Composite Human vs Man In The Suit) (0-0-0)

    These 2 are debatebly the most powerful 9-Cs on the wiki. So when both of them get into a fight, who's coming out on top? Composite Human (Real World) vs The Man In The Suit (Unknowingly) Ground Rules: Composite Human has prior knowledge on The Man's abilities CH has a Mossberg 500 and a...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) real world the man in the suit (unknowingly) the real world unknowingly
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  21. King_Dom470

    YOU (with powers) fight some tiers

    Saw one of these awhile ago and it looked fun so I put a small spin on it. Click this link set all the types and power amount on random and you get what you get. How many can you beat? 9-C, Dexter Morgan: 9-A, She-Hulk: 8-C, Captain America: 8-B, Homelander: 7-B, Humanity: Low 5-B...
    • King_Dom470
    • Thread
    • dexter (verse) fun and games marvel cinematic universe one piece solar smash the boys (tv series) the real world undertale
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  22. ThePrimalHunter

    The Predator Hunts The Greatest Prey (Yautja vs Composite Human) (GRACE)

    A recently blooded Yautja decides to spend it's first unsupervised hunt hunting down an even more lucrative prey than the xenomorphs, a human. But not just any human, a human with the strength, skill, and intelligence of the best humans to have ever lived. Unfortunately for the Predator, its...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • composite human (real world) predator (franchise) predator (species) the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  23. Flashlight237

    Australopithecus vs Chimpanzee

    Apparently these two are comparable to each other according to their profiles. However, I think it's easier to argue for the chimp than it is for Australopithecus since while there is much more information on the chimpanzee's strengths, the only article that could really help Australopithecus...
  24. Flashlight237

    Pachycephalosaurus vs Cattle

    Okay, so here's the deal. A Pachycephalosaurus is a dinosaur famously claimed to be built for ramming, and there are arguments for and against that claim, not to mention fossils with cranial lesions exist. A cattle, on the other hand, will attack by ramming, although two bulls killed each other...
  25. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
    • XSOULOFCINDERX
    • Thread
    • cave bear fallout real life real world reality the real world the real world (verse) yao guai
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. Oiguana2701

    Alien with a weird shape on its head fights a dog 0-7-0

    Butthead Alien vs Bull Terrier Rules: Fight takes place in the underground rainforest SBA Alien: Dog: 7 Cat (incon):
    • Oiguana2701
    • Thread
    • bull terrier butthead aliens butthead aliens (evolution 2001) evolution (2001 movie) the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  27. Maverick_Zero_X

    10 lions vs Tyrannosaurus rex

    10 lions fight a T-rex
  28. StrymULTRA

    Tiger vs Lion: This debate is wack

    Ok, so the Lion and Tiger's respective profiles, it's been estabilished for some reason that the Tiger is generally stronger. However, I don't think that it's always the case. I am not here to argue that the Lion wins either, but simply that both of them should be treated as comparable to each...
  29. ThePrimalHunter

    What Is Your Real Life Tier? FC/OC Edition

    Thanks to Rayfire for inspiring me to make this Title says it all. This has been done quite a few times on Vs Battles Wiki, as well as other VS thread sites like ComicVine, but I wanted to make one for FC/OC since I'm more involved in this community and the last one of these was like 3 years...
  30. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Megasaurus CRT

    This profile states it can produce 211,011,171 joules however its not rated at 9-A when 9-A starts at 23 Megajoules. Was this a mistake or did someone put the wrong output on the profile?
  31. Flashlight237

    Velociraptor vs African Wild Dog

    So here's the deal. Typically both creatures are depicted as pack hunters, with the African Wild Dog proven to be such and the Velociraptor only being such thanks to Jurassic Park and some circumstantial evidence from Deinonychus. But lets say for this sake this'll be a pack deal. For this...
  32. Peppersalt43

    Monsters in the sewers (Hanged Scratcher vs American Alligator)

    The Gator : 7 The Scratcher : 0 Incon : 0 Female Alligator used Speed equalized Fight takes place in a sewer, 20 meters apart with no line of sight
    • Peppersalt43
    • Thread
    • american alligator hanged scratcher silent hill (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  33. H3110l12345I20

    The Real World Profiles and Scaling General Discussion Thread

    It's come to my attention that there may need to be a hub for feedback and idea sharing to improve our IRL profiles (especially the animal ones). In my experience, Deleted Username has made better judgements, so this thread is going to be here to share ideas and feedback with other members...
  34. Sans2345

    The Rake fights a Capybara (2-0-0)

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rake https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Capybara Both are 10-B, anything above 10-B is restricted, both are higher via piercing damage, the full-grown Capybara is bloodlusted and willing to fight. Battle takes place in a rain forest, both are 10 meters...
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • capybara creepypasta the rake the real world versus thread
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  35. Flashlight237

    Coyote vs Harpy Eagle

    Okay, so here's the deal. We have the Coyote, and then we have the Harpy Eagle. From what I can tell, both creatures can go from around 10-C to 10-B. From what I can tell, here's what both creatures have. Coyote Hunted larger prey, like goats and sheep Largest individuals are slightly out of...

  36. 2-A vs 10-C. Who wins?

    Princess Celestia vs 5 Chickens Starting distance is 2 meters Battle takes place in an indestructible room Who wins? Horse: Bird: Inconclusive:
    • Spilxson2
    • Thread
    • chicken my little pony princess celestia the real world
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  37. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Birds of a feather, flock together (Pigeon vs Chicken)

    Conditions: Weight is equal. Speed equalized Chicke: 7 (Me, Sans2345, Apollonir.Scale, JustANormalLemon, King_Dom470, Peppersalt43, Spectra_Schiffer) Cute lil birds: Incon: 1 (Flashlight237)
  38. ThePrimalHunter

    A Teenager vs A Danger Doggo (Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena) (GRACE)

    It's 4 A.M for me rn and I'm too tired to think of a creative story, so feel free to make up your own Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena Ground Rules: Fight takes place in a safari Oscar is bare-handed Oscar's 1st key is used The Striped Hyena is 10-B Speed Unequal (Peak Human Speed Oscar is used)...
    • ThePrimalHunter
    • Thread
    • not a kind world oscar qualls striped hyena that one classmate the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles

  39. Vehicles with highest KE ever

    I'm attempting to rank the real world vehicles of all time by their maximum kinetic energy. I have performed some calculations already and this is what I have so far: Gerald R Ford nuclear powered warship: KE = (1/2)(10^8)(15.6)^2 = 1.21 × 10^10 J (large building level, high 8-C) Heaviest oil...
    • Ciarán_5993
    • Thread
    • car real world rocket ship space probe space shuttle the real world the real world (verse) train vehicles
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: General Discussion
  40. Flashlight237

    Real World Animal Categories

    Hey there. So uhh... Why are people putting the "Characters" category under real world animals? They're real life entities, not fictional characters, so it really doesn't make sense.
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