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So... Why not? Why not make a thread to see how many characters on this wiki here are ******* USELESS? By that, I mean characters that are known for being as useless as all hell: Magikarp, the Toiletnator, Aqua from Konosuba, all that. I have a few in mind that already fit the category, but let's see how this goes...
Tier 0: Azathoth (Sure this guy would render everything in existence, even googology cardinals, nonexistent upon waking up, but that's the thing... All he does is sleep! I don't think he's doing anything anytime soon.)
Tier High 1-A:
Tier 1-A:
Tier Low 1-A:
Tier High 1-B:
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Tier 2-A:
Tier 2-B:
Tier 2-C: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
Tier Low 2-C: The Turtles of Time (There's literally an infinite number of these things and all they do is sit around in one huge stack and do nothing!)
Tier High 3-A: The Childlike Empress (Refuses to do anything unless it directly affects her and the verse's existence is threatened because she's about to kick the bucket)
Tier 3-A:
Tier 3-B:
Tier 3-C: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
Tier 4-A:
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Tier High 4-C:
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Tier High 6-A: Jirachi (Battle-wise, it'd be as decent of a Pokemon as Metagross, but lore-wise? Only waking up every 1000 years unless some chosen one appears before it isn't gonna look good on your track record.)
Tier 6-A: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
Tier High 6-B:
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Tier High 6-C:
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Tier High 7-A:
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Tier 9-A: Magikarp (Reputably known for being useless and it's essentially a dying fish. It only knows Splash innately and needs to be EXP-Shared big time just to learn Tackle)
Tier 9-B: Aqua (Konosuba) (Yeah, y'all were expecting this idiot to be on this list.)
Tier 9-C:
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Tier 10-B:
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Tier 11-C: Monarch of Pointland (Yeah, this idiot literally does nothing but boast about how "great" he is, so he gets this spot for sure.)
Unknown:
Varies: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
So yeah, let's see how useless these guys can get!
Tier 0: Azathoth (Sure this guy would render everything in existence, even googology cardinals, nonexistent upon waking up, but that's the thing... All he does is sleep! I don't think he's doing anything anytime soon.)
Tier High 1-A:
Tier 1-A:
Tier Low 1-A:
Tier High 1-B:
Tier 1-B:
Tier High 1-C:
Tier 1-C:
Tier Low 1-C:
Tier 2-A:
Tier 2-B:
Tier 2-C: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
Tier Low 2-C: The Turtles of Time (There's literally an infinite number of these things and all they do is sit around in one huge stack and do nothing!)
Tier High 3-A: The Childlike Empress (Refuses to do anything unless it directly affects her and the verse's existence is threatened because she's about to kick the bucket)
Tier 3-A:
Tier 3-B:
Tier 3-C: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
Tier 4-A:
Tier 4-B:
Tier High 4-C:
Tier 4-C:
Tier Low 4-C:
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Tier High 6-A: Jirachi (Battle-wise, it'd be as decent of a Pokemon as Metagross, but lore-wise? Only waking up every 1000 years unless some chosen one appears before it isn't gonna look good on your track record.)
Tier 6-A: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
Tier High 6-B:
Tier 6-B:
Tier Low 6-B:
Tier High 6-C:
Tier 6-C:
Tier High 7-A:
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Tier 9-A: Magikarp (Reputably known for being useless and it's essentially a dying fish. It only knows Splash innately and needs to be EXP-Shared big time just to learn Tackle)
Tier 9-B: Aqua (Konosuba) (Yeah, y'all were expecting this idiot to be on this list.)
Tier 9-C:
Tier 10-A:
Tier 10-B:
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Tier 11-A:
Tier 11-B:
Tier 11-C: Monarch of Pointland (Yeah, this idiot literally does nothing but boast about how "great" he is, so he gets this spot for sure.)
Unknown:
Varies: Gordo (Kirby) (It just moves around in a set pattern and will float off into space if you so much as break the box above it.)
So yeah, let's see how useless these guys can get!
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