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Mr. Bambu

Mr. Bambu

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  • Silence after one message means I missed it; silence after two means "no".
    Testarossa002
    Hello
    Could I get permission to talk here?
    Thanks
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I can only really offer you three messages- I can't give permanent ability to speak there. I'll grant you your three messages, for now- make them count. For anything more you'll need to speak to a bureaucrat.
    Testarossa002
    Testarossa002
    Thank you
    I only plan on speaking once
    Vzearr
    Could I have your opinion here, pretty simple thread.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I think I've shed legitimate blood for this verse (it was either this or Lookism). I know you're just doing it for a challenge, but I'd really rather be summoned for some other verse. If it's not resolved in a few days time, I'll speak on it- summon me then. Otherwise, you have an IOU.
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    Sorry for the inconvenience
    I'm going to let the wolf rest a little, that is, one day Xd. The thing is that I have made 2 blogs of different verses
    Bowser ilumination
    This blog is about when Bowser throws a big rock. I did it again because I saw that the volume of the original blog did not have a formula and it said that it was a spherical cap but it was not seen what formula it used so I recalculated it and I got a smaller number. What do you think, amigo?
    Thor endures the force of the star neutron
    this other blog is about when thor set out to open the mechanism to create stormbreaker, in this blog i calculated the mass of the energy beam using the Density of a Neutron Star and then i got the distance, time, acceleration speed, force (the force that thor endured) and the Kinetic energy. What do you think my amigo?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Without looking at them (I'm at work), I know the second one has been calculated before. Even if your calc were to be approved on the basis of math, we'd then have to create a CRT to get it approved over the other variants of the feat.
    Lordhesperus
    HI. Bambu, Which boss in Soulsborne games was the hardest for you?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Malenia was hard enough that I told my friends I wouldn't help them with her. Aldrich took the longest real world time because I was new to the franchise and he made me want to stop playing. But, the end answer is probably Manus. Manus is a real asshole.
    Leloutchis134
    I need an administrator to allow me to make a suggestion for an addition to the Wiki rules, can you help me?
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    Leloutchis134
    Leloutchis134
    It's basically a discussion about "Talking is a free action", in 2018 there was a thread to discuss this and adding a rule about it, but it wasn't closed, but recently a Staff Member used a conversation as an mainly argument to invalidate a feat. If the topic hadn't been abandoned we would probably have a rule preventing this type of argument. I have a ready text about what I would like to say, but I don't know if it's appropriate just to paste here.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Talking isn't a free action, I'd say that if someone is talking then the timeframe for a feat changes. You can create a thread on the subject, I give permission even though I disagree, however you can't revive the old conversation. It's been so long that most of our staff team has changed from 2018 to 2025- I started in 2018 and I'm considered fairly old.
    Leloutchis134
    Leloutchis134
    Thanks.
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    ARCH0207
    I just ask you to forgive me please I beg you forgive me, and I did not become aggressive and insulting look if you think I did it to make you feel bad forgive me but I promise you that I did not do it with that intention I just expressed myself badly and I am sorry for this please when you read this, I ask for your forgiveness
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I don't hate you and I'm not really even mad at you, you're just pushing this matter but the calc as it was is wrong.

    If you have an alternate method of deriving height in mind, I'm content to revise the calc. Some shots imply the crystals are larger, but Puss is never close enough to use those shots, and it may be a trick of perspective.
    ARCH0207
    Thank you and I apologize again
    Grabbing_dragon
    Should this be a staff thread or no
    Grabbing_dragon

    Thread '1A+ range mistake'

    This is a simple thread, as it says 1A+ range mistake.

    So, this is what it says on the range page for 1A+.

    Outerversal+: Attacks and abilities that can reach an infinite number of hierarchical steps above "baseline" 1-A realms and structures.

    The issue here is that 1A+ is described as encompassing only a countable infinity or aleph null layers of hierarchical steps or levels above baseline 1A structures, when really that is not the case.

    1A+ encompasses any imaginable infinity levels, not just countable infinity layers .

    So the wording should...
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    Dark_Soul20189
    Sorry for asking you again today, since I know you're busy, but would you be willing to check this CRT out?...
    Dark_Soul20189

    Thread 'Missed removals'

    I remember this already being a CRT before, but can't seem to find it so just remaking it real quick. (Likely due to not having the correct tags?)

    UEG's profile

    In this thread, UEG's NEP was removed.


    As a direct consequence, all people who got NEP erasure for it, or can interact with it should be removed.
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    There may also exist some kind of interaction ability linked to it, too that I have missed. The profiles are so outdated a lot of them are...
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    Shadow_x007x
    Could you please leave a comment in this thread?
    Shadow_x007x

    Thread 'Levi dodge bullets'

    Levi dodge bullets
    Levi did not dodge the bullet by himself. He used the 3D Maneuver Gear by releasing the hook attached to the wall on one side, shooting the hook to the wall on the other side, and pulling himself away. Levi did not move 5.6524 meters on his own; he used the 3D Maneuver Gear to evade the bullet. Therefore, Levi does not possess such speed; it is the speed of the 3D Maneuver Gear, which has already been specified, so there is no need for calculation. What Levi needed to do was simply react quickly enough to fire the hook in time...​
    AkaneMori78
    Hello Bambu
    Can you help me in changing my username?
    I want to change it to "Akane".

    Thanks.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    You'll have to speak to a bureaucrat about that.
    Ar1216789
    Hello again, does the wiki accept spoofs such as this? If not, I'm fine with it's deletion.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Looking into it, I think it runs into two notable issues, one we have historically deleted profiles with significant prejudice with.

    The first and more tenuous issue is our rules regarding real life people. It's tenuous because it is a parody of the person, rather than a dramatization (such as a stage persona- we've blocked things like musical artist pages in the past). However, we have deleted "problematic" people's profiles before under this rule, so the precedence here is dicey.

    The other rule that I think more likely kills this is the plain and simple fact that this is a video game parody, a la Red vs Blue, only (I presume) without the express permission of the original creators to use their medium for this purpose. It is animated via The Sims 2, a private property the creators don't own. We haven't allowed people to create verses or pages for such things as a result, it must be strictly original.
    Apotheosis69
    Hello Bambu. I was wondering if you could promote the WoD CRT to other administrators and Content Moderators. As it unfortunately has been insanely inactive.

    Udlmaster

    Thread 'World of Darkness, an Unasked for Sequel'

    You know what time it is, THAT'S RIGHT. WOD REVISION TIME BBY


    Introduction:​

    I can't keep getting away with it. Each new revision and WoD just gets bigger, crazy that. 3 more years of research since the last thread and barely anything has changed except the way we interpret things.

    The Changes:​

    Functionally, there will be no additional changes to the Powers and abilities of the current profiles, we'll get around to fixing those soon(TM). Some profiles will be reworked once this has passed, but that will be shown at another time, for now, let's focus...
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    turns out when your upgrades hail from a war of attrition over two years with evaluating staff, people tend to avoid your verse

    I don't really want to do that. I wouldn't subject others to what I, myself, wouldn't want to be subjected to. Sorry man. Good luck.
    Apotheosis69
    Apotheosis69
    I completely understand man. Just hard times

    Edit: If you don't mind me asking, what is that subjection in particular?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    the world of darkness thread

    I don't want to be in on it and I would not want to coerce my friends to be in on it, it's not exactly fair
    First_Witch
    Oi you groggy sack of life, do we have any shockwave feat guidelines and formulas?
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    First_Witch
    First_Witch
    Just wondering if there are any requirements and rules that would make a shockwave feat uncalcable or useless.

    Could you elaborate on the formular?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Fully missed this shit.

    I could foresee there being instances where a shockwave is not usable (such as causing no damage to anything), but these things are so ingrained in context that it would be easier for you to provide the specific example you're thinking of.

    Sure. First, you would get a destruction value somehow. Since we're speaking in hypotheticals, let's say the shockwave shattered a steel door at a radius of twenty meters from its center. You would get the value for that (voila, 1.289e7 Joules) and the directional surface area of the door (let's say 2 m^2 for simplicity's sake). Now, you need to get intensity of the shockwave.

    For my sake, I'm going to take the shape of this hypothetical shockwave as a hemisphere (or half a sphere). With a 20 meter radius, the surface area of that hemisphere cap is 2513.3 m^2. We know that 2 m^2 of that fragmented a steel door, so it's time to get intensity, which is a very simple calculation: 1.289e7 / 2 = 6.445e6 Joules/m^2. The net energy of the shockwave is the intensity multiplied by its surface area. So:

    6.445e6 Joules/m^2 * 2.513.3 m^2 = 1.620e11 Joules, City Block level.
    First_Witch
    First_Witch
    Napoleondevious
    Hello
    you seem to disagree with the current tiering (1-A particularly), is there a thread where you discussed and argued on why ? i just want to see your point of view on the tiering system.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    On tiering in general? No, I've never made a thread to discuss that, and I almost certainly never will.

    My thought process is simple. It is entirely arbitrary. All of the tiering system past a point is based on mutual agreement as to what constitutes greater powers- the real science community has no consensus on these things, and we are hardly scientists. We simplify the concepts explored by the brightest minds in the world down to something the average 20-something can understand without getting bored and hamfist it to something workable by our standards. None of it is real. R>F is only a philosophy, a consideration applied to something that isn't real. It's just as valid as the next thing, we have a system derived from the musings of one or two people who thought about it for a long time.

    I don't think tier 1 exists, and if it does, we may be the least qualified people in the world to decipher it. "We" as in, the royal we, all powerscalers. Still. People want the higher numbers, eh? So, we have it. It is what it is.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    To answer a question I foresee as plausibly forthcoming. "Why don't you make a thread?"

    I don't like arguing, really. It's sort of counter-productive, to have that trait on a wiki dedicated to arguing, but I have been fortunate enough to be recognized as reliable, so I don't need to argue to have a say. I really am fairly non-confrontational, I rarely make threads myself to pursue things. I say what I think and sometimes people agree. I don't habitually debate, my interest is not in arguing, least of all something so unlikely to succeed. The end truth of the matter is that most users really like Tier 1. It would be an insanely unpopular move to remove it. Most people would convince themselves we're wrong, anyway. So, I am content to just let others handle it.
    Rikimarox2
    Hello! Can you check this QnA thread later? Don't worry, I won't trick you as last time. There's no xianxia or anime shenanigans.

    It's just a simple QnA thread talking about whether we can use blogs that are made in other sites/apps, like Notion.
    Quangotjokes
    Hey Bambu, it’s been a while. A few years back you helped me with a crt to upgrade an obscure verse Adventure quest. I never got around to making the profiles for the Dhe Ehm (You concluded they were tier 1 but not bound to the realities of the game itself) but given how much has changed in the tiering system I figured I’d ask if you’d be interested in taking a look at another upgrade with more information and context. I’ll link it Here.

    Thank you again for the assistance, hope all is well 🙏🏽
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Hi. I don't remember you in particular, but the "Dhe Ehm" phrase rings a bell. I actively avoid Tier 1 discussions these days (I did back then as well, but may have made an exception). I hope you get the eyes on it you want. Good luck.
    Quangotjokes
    Quangotjokes
    No worries, and thank you. I completely understand lol
    Grabbing_dragon
    Need one more staff on this 6 month thread. Can you take a look at it
    Delta333

    Thread 'Trinity Seven upgrade'

    The dimension of the Archives/the Heaven: 1-A: It's the higher dimension that's incomprehensible and inaccessible to lower dimensional beings. The citizens of this dimension are completely transcendent to the lower dimension, to the point that Mitsui, who is a higher-dimensional being that resides in the Archive of Invidia, perceives the main timeline from the spin-off “Trinity Seven: Revision” as a literal story in his book, written by him (statement aside, there’s an extra visual depiction about that too). So it's 1-A due to R-F.

    The...
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    Detective_Blizzard
    Howdy Bambu, thank you for all the help with the Lupin stuff despite how info-dense it was. Got a much more simple revision which is just establishing changes for feats that were already accepted in a previous CRT which now have accepted calculations.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I've replied, but you ought to know I disagree with literally 100% of the thread, sorry.
    Detective_Blizzard
    Detective_Blizzard
    That is fine, I gave my response to your criticisms. Just as a friendly reminder of what the current profiles view as "consistent" there are only 2 AP/DP feats used in the verse that are not from the 1970s with one of them being city block level. Only including the mainline stuff would make all of the feats 40 years behind current stuff as those two are from side projects, with there being nothing for current age material.
    Ar1216789
    Hello Bambu (I miss you.) How can you upload a prepared profile of a character to the wiki?
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    There's a lot of obvious issues ("formed a tornado a tornado"), but the biggest question is whether you have any calcs for the statistics? You have her at wall level with no calcs.
    Ar1216789
    Ar1216789
    I fixed that.

    Shaking a house, sending someone flying a vast distance (twice) while breaking a large glass window on both should be sufficient for Wall Level without the need for calculations.

    The subsonic speed is probably gonna need a a calc though. Forming a large tornado via speed which moved a cow and a wooden plank should be enough, but I'll ask someone to calc it.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    You need calculations. Speculation doesn't do. If there's a standard calc that covers them, fine, no worries in that instance.
    Renitr
    Hi. I edited this thread. You calc was accepted (starts from EDIT in bold style) Can you check it please
    Renitr

    Thread 'TWD return to 9-B? Or something else?'

    Okay. Wall level twd is as damned and complicated thing as the verse itself. But since this tv series is still alive and it will continue, I think it's time to finally figure out power level of this verse.

    So. There was one feat in Daryl Dixon's season 2. It was calculated second in this calc blog (not evaluated)

    vsbattles.fandom.com

    TWD Daryl Show: Daryl breaks some things

    vsbattles.fandom.com vsbattles.fandom.com

    Scene of feat


    123kj for Daryl durability and Losang AP

    This is Post Timeskip Daryl, what kind of problems might araise if upgrade him to wall level...
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    ByArrow
    Hello! A character's body is 4300 times denser than steel. Based on this information, can this character's stamina and AP be calculated? If yes, how can I calculate it?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Probably not from that information on its own, do they like punch people or tackle them?
    ByArrow
    ByArrow
    He stands in front of a car traveling at least 65 km/h and it hits him. The impact splits the front part of the car in half between the front part and the windshield. Police calculations showed that what the car hit was something 4300 times denser than steel.

    I calculated the destroyed part of the car, but I wondered if the character being 4300 times denser than steel was calculable. Maybe it would give a higher result?
    Rikimarox2
    Hello! You're the popularity judge, right?

    I request audience on this CRT, since some people think it is not popular. Help 🙏😞
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    You tricked me, I offered to help before I knew it was another ******* xianxia verse, this is the worst day of my life
    Rikimarox2
    Rikimarox2
    How else can I get you to join a xianxia thread 🤗
    Deceived3596
    Deceived3596
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    Dragongod224
    Hello, can you please give your input on this thread? It's been months since this thread was created, and only one staff member has given their input. So, if you could give your input, it would be appreciated. Thanks."
    StorytellingDemonKing
    Hello. Could you please evaluate this CRT? It's only regarding 1 resistance addition.
    StorytellingDemonKing

    Thread 'Haimura Moroha Resistance addition (Seiken Tsukai no World Break)'

    The Dreadnaught is a Metaphysical that causes insanity due to the desperation it causes with its mere presence.

    She distorted her cute face in anguish and clenched her teeth to draw prana.
    The Dreadnought appreciated that look of hers.
    Despite not having eyeballs, she felt a gaze that licked all over her skin.
    While restrained, it showed a broad grin of composure, an expressive face unimaginable for a skull and a posture as it was being chopped up by the subordinates.
    Yuri hallucinated so.
    She was squeezing out prana...
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    Random-Helper323
    Hi, would you be willing to evaluate this CRT? I know the verse is unpopular and for good reason, but the Wiki is hosting this badly outdated verse page right now and I'm trying to help out the Wiki.

    Random-Helper323

    Thread 'Huge Keyaru Upgrade: Applying Calculations and Readying a Character Everyone Hates for Vs Threads'

    This totally upstanding pillar of the community (sarcasm, calm down) is currently tiered at 9-B and Subsonic, which is totally inaccurate, and is the reason why he's stomping characters like Goblin Slayer in versus threads; he's too haxed for his Tier.

    This calc blog has a lot of feats, many of them accepted, which warrant changes.

    Since there's so many calculations at different levels, I'll compile the best ones here.

    Tier/AP:     Flare vaporizes a large crater into the ground: 97.8 Kilotons of TNT (7-C+) (accepted), Freya summons a...
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