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Yu (The Boxer) Vs John Fart

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If you had literally any other argument than this, I would address it, but if you just repeat the exact same thing I am just going to have to ignore this
If I could explain it any better, I could. It's literally because he can. But sure, I'll get a CRT to add absorption into the profile. There's literally not even animations of him eating anything in the game so it's safe to assume that.
Go play Fart Attack and get back to me with how many items he can carry at maximum.
If I had the robux to spend, I'd def show you how much he could carry. For right now, I can just assume it's infinite because nobody has reached the max amount of burritos. It's pretty much endless. You could redeem all the codes in the game (which would be 350 burritos) and you would still have room for more. Literally an endless amount of cabbages.
It's still a giant sh*t ball that falls slowly (from Yu's perspective at least) from the sky, lol, it's not hard to avoid if you just run I'm ngl.
He wouldn't even be able to see through it so whatever John would do next inside the big ass shit cloud would just catch him off guard.
The more he spams them the easier it's going to be for Yu to avoid them in the future as he will always be adapting and figuring out the extent of John Farts effective range.
Yu's effective range is melee. John legit has a myriad of moves that would just serve as a "get off me" tool. Yu can't get close to John.
 
If I could explain it any better, I could. It's literally because he can. But sure, I'll get a CRT to add absorption into the profile. There's literally not even animations of him eating anything in the game so it's safe to assume that.
John Farts absorption has a sound effect of him chewing and swallowing, crazy new ability. Do you see how ridiculous you look.
If I had the robux to spend, I'd def show you how much he could carry. For right now, I can just assume it's infinite because nobody has reached the max amount of burritos. It's pretty much endless. You could redeem all the codes in the game (which would be 350 burritos) and you would still have room for more. Literally an endless amount of cabbages.
So yeah, unquantifiable. Not useful for this argument.
He wouldn't even be able to see through it so whatever John would do next inside the big ass shit cloud would just catch him off guard.
He still has enhanced senses so he would be able to hear any of his movements. And unless the cloud lasts for like a minute then it's not going to obscure his movements for long.
Yu's effective range is melee. John legit has a myriad of moves that would just serve as a "get off me" tool. Yu can't get close to John.
All Yu literally deadass has to do is stand in front of him to avoid these attacks. They all mostly come out of his ass. Bro launches a poonami but forgets Yu moved to stand directly away from where it would launch.
 
Ok here you go.
 
Switching my vote back to Yu the Boxer. I was being a little bit of a Silly Billy when I swapped to John Fart but I felt kinda bad.
 
None of the arguments have changed. The only ability that could have changed the game was absorption and that didn't get accepted, lol. Adding more things he can fart didn't help him.
 
It's a fart. It comes out his ass. Just stand in front of him or dodge it.
 
How. It's literally never going to even graze Yu's aura in a million years.
 
How. It's literally never going to even graze Yu's aura in a million years.
Le spam.
Yu cant get close or he'll just get transmuted, set on fire (forever), or electrocuted.

Hell, spamming smellicopter would just render Yu useless.
 
He can't, he will run out of beans and burritos eventually. He's also just going to run out of general stamina because Yu outlasts him to hell.
Yu cant get close or he'll just get transmuted, set on fire (forever), or electrocuted.
Revolutionary tactic of stand in front of him.
Hell, spamming smellicopter would just render Yu useless.
What? He just starts spinning and levitating barely above the ground. Yu can just jump over him. Literally all of these tactics are useless.
 
What? He just starts spinning and levitating barely above the ground. Yu can just jump over him. Literally all of these tactics are useless.
Jumps over him then what?

Also since he has a max inventory of burritos and cabbages, he just won't run out because he probably has an unquantifiable number of cabbages and burritos to amp himself.
Also show him leaping 7 meters high.
 
Jumps over him then what?
Literally just wait for him to stop spinning. It's not an infinite sequence. And since we know he physically has to eat beans and burritos to recharge, all Yu has to do is just keep putting pressure on him to stop him from doing so.

Also since he has a max inventory of burritos and cabbages, he just won't run out because he probably has an unquantifiable number of cabbages and burritos to amp himself.
Even if this were hypothetically true (it's not), he still has to physically grab and eat them, and they don't regenerate the actual physical stamina he expends while fighting, which Yu surpasses him in significantly.

Also show him leaping 7 meters high.
Show smellicopter making him go that high. The profile just shows it making him levitate slightly. If you're referring to crop duster, that moves so insanely slow that Yu can just backpedal to avoid it.
 
he still has to physically grab and eat them
They spawn out of nowhere and fall into his mouth but sure.
If you're referring to crop duster, that moves so insanely slow that Yu can just backpedal to avoid it.
Speaking of that, he can just do that do. Infinitely fly around in his crop duster particles and there goes basically all of his options.

Might I mention that he can use cabbages while he is using his abilities?
Even if this were hypothetically true (it's not)
So you tell me. How many cabbages and burritos would he have in this case? Tell me.
 
That's not my job to figure out, it's yours. But it's not an unquantifiable number, as you can literally go into the game and figure it out. Either way, eventually, objectively, he will run out.
They spawn out of nowhere and fall into his mouth but sure.
Any time spent eating is time he can't afford. If they fall into his mouth Yu will just knock them out of the air or hit him while he's eating.
Might I mention that he can use cabbages while he is using his abilities?
He's just going to be spending resources that much faster if he has to constantly be refueling while using abilities.
Speaking of that, he can just do that do
Cool, now address the part where Yu effortlessly avoids it by just running.
 
That's not my job to figure out, it's yours. But it's not an unquantifiable number, as you can literally go into the game and figure it out. Either way, eventually, objectively, he will run out.
So if hypothetically, I had like a bajillion robux and a bajillion in game currency, I could just keep buying and buying and buying and... so on and so forth. Thousands turn into ten thousands, hundred thousands, millions, there is basically no limit unless it's the bit number of 2 billion. But since nobody has reached the cap, we just assume that theres no limit to how many burritos you can have at one time.
Circular reasoning my friend...
Any time spent eating is time he can't afford. If they fall into his mouth Yu will just knock them out of the air.
Players cannot interrupt the process of the eating. Nothing can. Try again.
He's just going to be spending resources that much faster if he has to constantly be refueling while using abilities.
Won't matter. Above.
Cool, now address the part where Yu effortlessly avoids it by just running.
What can he do to John Fart is the question? Literally is unable to do anything. At best, it would be incon since the moment John Fart realizes that he legit can't do anything past arm's range, he'll just do close range shit or just infinitely fly around in his transmuting cropduster.
 
Still using game mechanics as arguments unironically
I'm fried. This is my cue to return to forgetting about this debate instead of engaging in this never-ending song and dance. Please add more stat points into your intellect before debating again. Have a nice night.
 
I'm fried. This is my cue to return to forgetting about this debate instead of engaging in this never-ending song and dance. Please add more stat points into your intellect before debating again. Have a nice night.
Says theres no limit
Prove it.
How? I don't have enough to even reach the cap.
Well there has to be a limit.
Provides proof that theres probably no limit unless someone can prove me wrong.
Gets salty at said proof.
I doubt that anybody would be reaching the cap is there is one.

Go ahead and unfollow. It's a John Fart stomp because eventually, Yu would get impatient of john fart crop dusting himself over and over again, try to punch, and get turned into a burrito. Yu literally cannot do anything to John Fart if he does start doing that.
 
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