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Player (Fart Attack) vs Master Chief

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John Fartattack vs John 117
  • Player (Fart Attack) has access to an unlimited amount of burritos & cabbages
  • Master Chief is using Generation 2 MJOLNIR armor, has access to all of the weapons listed on his profile (standard equipment be damned), unlimited ammo, and one of each powerup.
  • Speed equalized (Was unequalized prior to 1/26/25)
  • Battle takes place in New Mombasa
  • Both characters start 100 meters away from each other

Player (Fart Attack) (1): @Arkansalter2
Master Chief (2): @AThe1412, @noninho
Inconclusive: 0
 
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Going with Player here. Since they have infinite cabbages, they can spam the HELL out of their powers like Fartomic Bomb, Poo Hammer, Blowout, and Etc. The 5 power limit doesn't apply here since that would be game mechanics so player would just spam the hell out of his powers and, much to Master Chief's embarrassment, ultimately win.
Player, Mid Diff.
 
one poop nuke negs
Good thing Chief has a forcefield that can tank literal actual nukes.
Going with Player here. Since they have infinite cabbages, they can spam the HELL out of their powers like Fartomic Bomb, Poo Hammer, Blowout, and Etc. The 5 power limit doesn't apply here since that would be game mechanics so player would just spam the hell out of his powers and, much to Master Chief's embarrassment, ultimately win.
Player, Mid Diff.
1. Speed is unequalized so Chief blitzes.
2. Chief oneshots with his strongest weapon and can nosell all of Player's attacks with invincibility, bubble shield, and hardlight shield.
 
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"Unfortunately, my usefulness to this particular endeavor has come to an end. Protocol does not allow units with my classification to perform a task as important as the reunification of the index with the core. That final step is reserved for you, reclaimer."

"FARTASTIC!!!"
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