Old man vs literal food (The Authority vs Composite Hamburger) (1-1-4)

[AppleMaker]

Rules:

• Speed is not equalized
• Authority is hungry and have instinctive intelligence
• Starting distance is 20 cm (so this old af guy could reach his opp)
• Both are 10-C
• Wind is not a factor for this matchup

Old af man: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer)

"NO AUTHORITY, DON'T EAT THAT!!!!": 1 (@AppleMaker)

Incon: 4 (@LegendariumOfLies; @Greatsage13th; @LittleGuy99; @Lloydblitzed)

 

[LegendariumOfLies]

Incon. Burger can't attack him, and the old man can't move

 

[AppleMaker]

Incon. Burger can't attack him, and the old man can't move

He can move his arms

 

[LegendariumOfLies]

He can move his arms

Slowly and can barely exert any force. The burger rots and so does the old man.

 

[Greatsage13th]

Incon.

 

[AppleMaker]

I'd vote for hamburger. I think Authority could lift it up and move it to his mouth, but I doubt he could eat it in one bite so he'll get sick and dies from food poisoning, leaving hamburger somewhat intact. But if he accidentally pushes it away or eats it in one bite or it falls into pieces - he wins

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

I'd vote for hamburger. I think Authority could lift it up and move it to his mouth, but I doubt he could eat it in one bite so he'll get sick and dies from food poisoning, leaving hamburger somewhat intact. But if he accidentally pushes it away or eats it in one bite or it falls into pieces - he wins

I'd vote Authority winning/hamburger losing if the hamburger isn't contaminated with harmful stuff (pathogens, toxic chemicals, etc), but if the hamburger is actually contaminated, then yeah, hamburger wins/Authority loses...
Then again if Authority breaks the hamburger before the food poisoning takes effect the Authority would still win then...

I'd set my vote for the Authority winning/hamburger losing for now then.

 

[AppleMaker]

That's the reason why Hamburger got disease manipulation btw https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/5197344/sainsburys-recalls-beef-burgers-due-to-food-poisoning-risk/

 

[AppleMaker]

So I'd say it's most likely is contaminated (I didn't accept cookies, so I couldn't really read that article)

 

[LittleGuy99]

Incon

 

[Lloydblitzed]

Incon FRA