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joke battles

  1. AppleMaker

    "You didn't see it coming, didn't you?" (JBW AppleMaker vs Laurenzside) (0-1-0)

    Aaaaand it's time to use AppleMaker who actually makes apples to fight another character who's also very unpredictable in their nature - Laurenzside. First combatant is way more limited, but far more creative and powerful with such absurd thing as apple manipulation, on top of that - he's able...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fc/oc fun and games joke battles laurenzside (animated persona)
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  2. AppleMaker

    Can I make a profile of stereotypical Twitter users?

    It's quite similar to many JBW Reddit users profiles, but here's a difference - I'm gonna make it in format of civilization. They won't be absurdly nerfed/wanked as some other parody profiles (they would vary from 10-C to 9-C) and I can even go a bit further and add some known members such as -...
  3. AppleMaker

    "Don't let people get you down" match (AppleMaker with powers vs Human race + Composite Human) (0-1-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker starts in Australia Humanity don't have additional prior knowledge of AppleMaker besides SBA Composite human have all prior knowledge on him, but he needs to cooperate with the rest of the world Victory is by SBA and any form of incapacitation (for...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games joke battles powerscaler the human race (the real world) the real world
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  4. AppleMaker

    Composite Hamburger vs Haunted Burger (0-0-1)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Battle takes place on the table Starting distance is 50 cm Both are 10-C Thing that couldn't beat Authority: Thing that don't have disease manipulation: Mold eats them: 1 (@JustANormalLemon)
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • composite hamburger fun and games joke battles the impossible whopper (mijoh) tier 10-c
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  5. AppleMaker

    (18+ match) Ultimate battle of Lolcows (Chris Chan vs Boogie2988) (0-1-0)

    And finally I made this matchup real. Previously I tested the waters with this one and decided to create profile of Boogie, since even though he's not known in VSBW (only LegendariumOfLies knows about him) - I made his abilities in a simple and straightforward way. Hope it's not a stomp, but...
    • AppleMaker
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    • boogie2988 chris chan joke battles mature versus battle youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  6. AppleMaker

    "Is this your favorite YouTuber?" (Trxce vs Boogie2988) (2-5-0)

    Trxce made a video titled "Worst YouTubers..." where he prompted his audience to name their favorite YouTuber and he had to react to Boogie2988 since one of his discord members answered that. Few days later Boogie finds out about that on his stream and got mad at Trxce for calling him names and...
    • AppleMaker
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    • boogie2988 joke battles trxce versus battle youtube
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Fun And Games
  7. AppleMaker

    The Ultimate Human Battle Royale (1-1-0-0-1-0-8-0-1)

    I collected various humans from jokes battles wiki and one from VSBW, here are they Pepsi-drinking man Human with glass bottle Downplayed composite human Human with Miku cosplay Human with pizza cutter Human with knife Human with pogo stick Average human Let's see who will come out victorious...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • battle royale human human with miku cosplay (the real world) human with pizza cutter joke battles the real world
    • Replies: 81
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  8. AppleMaker

    "Who cares about strength, when I can warp reality?" (Trxce vs The Ugly Duckling) (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Trxce is 10-B Plot manipulation is not restricted Trxce have his wheel and it's rigged (basically any outcome will be successful for him if it lands before he loses) Battle takes place in Judgemental hall Starting distance is 10 meters Trxce have athletic LS...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • analog horror fc/oc fun and games joke battles the ugly duckling trxce youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  9. AppleMaker

    [TW: Suicide mention] Crashout who eats apples vs Crashout who drinks mountains (Vsbw AppleMaker vs Boogie2988) (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker starts without apples Boogie starts in his 9-C key and have access to Mountain dew Starting distance is 20 meters AppleMaker yaps him into madness: Boogie2988 yaps him into sympathy: Apples don't really go well with mountain dew (incon):
    • AppleMaker
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    • boogie2988 joke battles powerscaler youtube
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  10. AppleMaker

    Are battles of "mature" profiles allowed?

    Self explanatory question, but to be specific - I want to make battle of Chris Chan and Boogie2988, that are both rated as mature https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Chris_Chan_(Real_World) https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Boogie2988 Is it allowed to do so, or I'll get banned for it?
  11. AppleMaker

    Battle of guys with wheels for weapon (Man with Pizza Cutter vs Trxce) (7-4-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized (I have no idea who's faster anyway) Man with pizza cutter have 2 hours of prep time Trxce in his human key and 10-B Trxce have his fortune wheel I came out from VSBW question: 7 (AppleMaker); (Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh); (OrangeFR); (Fezzih_007); (Lloydblitzed)...
    • AppleMaker
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    • human with pizza cutter joke battles the real world trxce youtube youtuber
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  12. AppleMaker

    Composite human vs Thanos (0-1-0)

    Rules: Both are Downplayed af Both are 10-C Speed is not equalized Human have 10 seconds to live All equipment is restricted Human is not paralyzed and have below average intelligence Victim of the sicknesses: Victim of the outliers: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) They got soloed by...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • joke battles thanos thanos (marvel comics) the real world the weakest human
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  13. AppleMaker

    Discord owner vs Cosplayer (Trxce vs Human with Miku cosplay) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Trxce in his human key and 10-B Cosplayer is a guy and is 10-A Both have Athletic LS Trxce have his fortune wheel Both have average intelligence Speed is not equalized "You're in a barracuda pond. How would you survive?" 3 (@Maikolpry); (@Lloydblitzed); (@AppleMaker) Miku shows him a...
    • AppleMaker
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    • discord (my little pony) hatsune miku human with miku cosplay (the real world) joke battles trxce
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  14. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler vs Cosplayer (AppleMaker vs Human with Miku cosplay) (4-0-0)

    Rules: Cosplayer is a guy Both are enraged Both are 10-A Both have above average intelligence Speed is not equalized All equipment is restricted Surprisingly unhinged powerscaler: 4 (@Qurbonboev); (@Lloydblitzed); (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@noninho) Surprisingly strong cosplayer...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • human joke battles powerscaler the real world vs battles wiki
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  15. AppleMaker

    Old man vs literal food (The Authority vs Composite Hamburger) (1-1-4)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Authority is hungry and have instinctive intelligence Starting distance is 20 cm (so this old af guy could reach his opp) Both are 10-C Wind is not a factor for this matchup Old af man: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) "NO AUTHORITY, DON'T EAT THAT!!!!": 1...
    • AppleMaker
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    • composite hamburger his dark materials joke battles the authority
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  16. AppleMaker

    The Weakest Human fights a Powerscaler (The Weakest Human vs JustANormalLemon) (0-0-3)

    Rules: Weakest human is paralyzed Weakest human have Below Average intelligence Weakest Human have 6 months to live (basically same amount of time lemon have to live) Starting distance is 1 meter Lemon gets turned into lemonade: Human eats a lemon and dies: Timer runs out: 2 (@Lloydblitzed)...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • joke battles lemon the weakest human
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  17. AppleMaker

    Weakest Human vs The Weakest Human (0-1-4)

    Screw battles of the strongest, I'll bring battle of the weakest Rules: Both have exactly the same time limit to live TRW is paralyzed and mindless Speed is not equalized Guy that dies instantly: Guy who lacks willpower and also dies: 1 (@Lloydblitzed) Mr.Burns and Authority somehow lose to...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • joke battles the weakest human weakest human
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  18. AppleMaker

    Brainrot fights the Weakest human (5-1-0)

    Rules: Weakest human have below average human speed Speed is equalized Starting distance is 10 meters Weakest human have 1 day to live Weakest human is mindless The ultimate brainrot: 5 (@AppleMaker); (@Deadguy999); (@Mythic381); (@Maikolpry); (@noninho) Something something hax, something...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • composite human hopefully not a stomp joke battles the weakest human
    • Replies: 64
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  19. AppleMaker

    Do we have a profile, that's an opposite of Composite Human?

    By that I mean that this opposite version of "Composite Human" consists/combines not the best feats and stats of all times, but the very worst stats ever. All weaknesses, all flaws, all diseases, all imperfections, all every possible worst qualities of a human being (not only moral, but physical...
  20. AppleMaker

    "NO BALDI, DON'T NUKE MY CITY!!!!" (VSBW AppleMaker vs Alter Baldi) (0-4-0)

    Rules: AppleMaker have prior knowledge of Baldi's nuclear bomb Baldi have prior knowledge of AppleMaker's hax AppleMaker have all his apples Baldi is restricted to his jetpack, melee weapons and his nuclear bomb Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 100 meters Both are bloodlusted "Do...
  21. AppleMaker

    Self-loathing be like (The Real World AppleMaker vs VSBW AppleMaker) (1-6-0)

    Don't worry, round 12 of my tournament is coming soon But anyways, here are the rules: VSBW AppleMaker starts with 0 apples TRW AppleMaker have access to firecrackers (I'm wearing a backpack) and Scooter Both have prior knowledge of each other's hax, abilities and weapons TRW AppleMaker is...
  22. AppleMaker

    (Stomp) Pengo Penguin (Penguin world) vs Street fighter (Nat Hearn) (4-0-0)

    Rules: Both are 10-B Speed is equalized Street Fighter have gun in his pocket and knowledge about Pengo's combat speed The battle takes place on Iceberg Avenue and will last for 5 minutes Penguin not from Madagascar: 4 Jake Paul without YouTube career and boxing experience: Back kick...
  23. AppleMaker

    Ned Leeds vs Street fighter (Nat Hearn) (4-0-0)

    Ned was just walking around, minding his own business, and then got approached by Street fighter and challenged to a fight. Would he win? Rules: Street fighter is 9c and doesn't see red from the get go Speed is not equalized Ned Leeds have his laptop Street fighter's gun was restricted...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fun and games joke battles memes ned leeds ned leeds (marvel cinematic universe) youtube
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  24. AppleMaker

    [Grace ended] "Sorry sir, but you can't retire" (The Authority vs Job application) (7-2-1)

    Rules: Both are 10-C Wind doesn't exist in that matchup Authority is having clear line of sight and have enough range to grab Job application SBA Really old man: 7 (@AppleMaker); (@HonestlyBored24); (@Follow_Doctor_Freeman); (@Eden_Warlock99); (@Oiguana2701); (@LegendariumOfLies); (@Joaco0902)...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • fun and games his dark materials joke battles the authority
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  25. AppleMaker

    Does this cat looks like chicken nugget?

    Yes: No: Inconclusive:
  26. AppleMaker

    Chris Chan vs Boogie2988 (1-1-0)

    Yes, I know they aren't on the wiki, so I posted it in Fun and games thread, basically just speculate who would win and why, both have fair share of anti-feats ngl. And I hope this post won't be taken down Anyways, here are the rules: Speed is not equalized Both are unarmed They are in their...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • chris chan fun and games joke battles memes oogie boogie
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  27. Gp972

    Robin TTGO vs Wally West

    Rules: Robin has Access to his staff and the sour grapes power Wally: 0 Robin: 2 Incon: 0
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    • dc comics flash (dc comics) joke battles robin (teen titans) teen titans teen titans go teen titans go!
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  28. MichaelCalistro

    Composite Gigantopithecus vs Composite Human REDUX • (0-0-0)

    This has happened before in Nov 5, 2022. Has the result changed? - - - - - Gigantopithecus, the Strongest Primate Of Today VS Human, the Strongest Primate In History - - - - - Peak Gigantopithecus • Peak Human • Standard Battle Assumptions • Stats are unequalized • In a very large...
    • MichaelCalistro
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    • animal forums gigantopithecus human joke battles primate the real world vs battles wiki vs battles wiki forum vs thread
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  29. AppleMaker

    Sanya vs Frylock

    Don't worry, I won't add this battle to Frylock's page, since Sanya have his page only on CSAP. I made this match up for fun and cuz they have some hilariously op hax while being 9-a tier (we don't talk about Sans), but anyways here's the rules: Battle takes place in Springfield Both don't have...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • aqua teen hunger force frylock joke battles mrairat wild slate
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  30. Brody "Foxx" Foxxner confirmed to be Low Complex Multiverse level by creator CRT

    Brody Foxxner, from the titular Animeme's 'Yo Mama' series, and a notable threat to many verses as it was, was confirmed to be at least a Low Complex Multiverse Level threat on the 14th of November, 2023, 6:34 PM. When asked directly: "We need to know your lore Brody" by ColeZilla04 on...

  31. Dagon vs The SCP Foundation

    This shouldn't be taken seriously and it'll most likely not even get added if it reaches a conclusion. I just want to know if you guys think the MTF Squads can contain or incapacitate Dagon. Also because I want to see how overpowered and unfair the Foundation can be even with a 7-A++ vs High 5-A...
    • Spilxson2
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    • ben 10 ben 10 (the universe) cartoon network dagon fun and games joke battles scp scp foundation the foundation the scp foundation
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  32. Saitama vs The Ice Wall from Dragon Ball Super: Broly

    Saitama vs the Ice Wall that made Super Saiyan God Goku scream in pain when Broly dragged his face across it 4-A Parallel Timeline Saitama vs Ice wall with 2-C attack potency Speed is unequalized Who wins? Saitama: 1 Ice Wall: 1 Inconclusive:
    • Spilxson2
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    • anime broly (dragon ball super) dragon ball super joke battles manga one punch man opm saitama son goku son goku (dbs anime)
    • Replies: 74
    • Forum: Fun And Games

  33. Hidan vs Buggy

    This is a totally fair and serious matchup Pre-Timeskip Impel Down Buggy vs Hidan Speed is equalized Who wins? The Clown: Ryuga21 Number 1 Jashin fan: Goku shows up and nukes both of them: Yoh_Asakura8
    • Spilxson2
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    • buggy the clown hidan joke battles naruto naruto (series) naruto (the universe) naruto shippuden one piece one piece (verse)
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Fun And Games

  34. Ichigo vs Murphy Lawden

    Extended Canon SCP-3143 vs TYBW Ichigo Who wins? "Reiatsu crush gg": SCPs try not to be unfair and overpowered for 1 nanosecond challenge (impossible): Zoro:
    • Spilxson2
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    • anime bleach ichigo kurosaki (post-timeskip) joke battles manga murphy lawden scp foundation scp-3143 the foundation the scp foundation
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  35. SCP 2747 vs SCP 6747-C

    SCP-6747-C vs Extended Universe SCP-2747 These 2 seem to literally have the exact same powers so I'm just gonna vote Inconclusive lol
    • Spilxson2
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    • fun and games joke battles scp foundation scp-2747 scp-6747-c the foundation the scp foundation tier 0 tier 11 versus
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Fun and Games

  36. Antispiral and Saitama vs the entirety of DC Comics (except the writer)

    Antispiral and Saitama fight all of dc comics. Speed equalized Who wins?
    • Spilxson2
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    • anime vs dc anime vs dc comics fun and games joke battles one punch man opm saitama (one punch man) tengen toppa gurren lagann
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  37. DoctorS4mh4in

    "What was he cooking?" VS "Does he know?"

    Speed equalised Both have prior knowledge Wank both characters as much as you like Fight takes place in the Final Destination WHAT WAS HE COOKING?: DOES HE KNOW?: WHY NOT CHOKE EVERYONE?:
    • DoctorS4mh4in
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    • darth vader fun and games joke battles marvel cinematic universe riddler (the batman epic crime saga) thanos (marvel cinematic universe) the batman versus thread
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  38. DORUgoramon

    Can Downplayed Jellymon survive your verse?

    Jellymon at her weakest (the last key) tries to survive your verse. Can she? Give reasons why or why not.
    • DORUgoramon
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    • digimon discussion fun and games jellymon joke battles
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  39. DORUgoramon

    Making the mother of all omelets, Jack!

    Senator Armstrong encounters a giant demon egg in his quest to end war as business using war as a business. Takes place in Eggmanland. Speed Equalized. Armstrong has a frying pan and stove. Devitamamon key is used.
    • DORUgoramon
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    • digimon digitamamon fun and games joke battles metal gear senator armstrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  40. FluffyCreatureZ

    How is vandalism and editing treated on joke battles wiki?

    I made this profile a while ago. Recently I've checked on it and found that someone has edited it and added statistics that aren't meant to be there, and they also defeat the purpose of the profile. (It is not meant to be a wank profile necessarily, it is supposed to index how someone scales...
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