Sans vs Uzi Doorman

[VIZION99]

They switched to sans.

Changed it

 

[VIZION99]

I asked for a simple thing, gave the reasoning that Sans can end the fight in less than a second, and that it is incredibly IC for him to start off that way due to having a single fight period, and even said I'd vote for Uzi if there was proof her first move was AoE. You haven't proven that, so I'm voting Sans. Simple as that.

Does Uzi talk at all, does she hesitate even for an instant? Does she try to use melee? Does she use stuff that can be dodged? If she does literally anything I just listed, Sans gibs her.

And of course, this is a thing.

Yeah, Sans has one fight. In this fight, if you look at literally any lets play of Undertale that does Genocide, he ******* murders 95% of gamers who have True Flight and can survive over 4x as long as Uzi in contact with Sans's attacks on their first time through with him.

Potato quality but to go through everything that can go wrong... If Uzi doesn't immediately jump she's dead, if she doesn't have true flight(She doesn't) she's dead on the second attack, and if she doesn't dodge the Gaster Blasters properly she's dead.

Her immorality and regeneration makes her harder for Sans to kill. Her wings allow her to fly and why would you assume it is not true flight?

I asked for a simple thing, gave the reasoning that Sans can end the fight in less than a second, and that it is incredibly IC for him to start off that way due to having a single fight period, and even said I'd vote for Uzi if there was proof her first move was AoE. You haven't proven that, so I'm voting Sans. Simple as that.

Uzi can start off by blowing up Sans.

Does Uzi talk at all, does she hesitate even for an instant? Does she try to use melee? Does she use stuff that can be dodged? If she does literally anything I just listed, Sans gibs her.

She would not. Her berserk mode makes her aggressive and she would attack without second thought.

That is a lot of ways to immediately die if Uzi isn't perfect in her starting move.

Uzi can use her absolute solver abilities to one shot Sans faster.

 

[Comiphorous]

Her immorality and regeneration makes her harder for Sans to kill. Her wings allow her to fly and why would you assume it is not true flight?

Immortality and regeneration that doesn't cover soul-based dura-neg, that works on soulless beings (???????????)

 

[VIZION99]

Immortality and regeneration that doesn't cover soul-based dura-neg, that works on soulless beings (???????????)

Why would it matter if it is soul based when Uzi has no soul?

 

[VIZION99]

I think he probably does.
So given this new information (which really should've come up earlier...), I'll switch to Sans FRA.

No, they're on to something. The world would be a better place if everyone thought the same way, and simply agreed with me on everything.

Wait. In SBA, the characters have prior knowledge on each other?

 

[Ebihara]

Wait. In SBA, the characters have prior knowledge on each other?

no

 

[Comiphorous]

Why would it matter if it is soul based when Uzi has no soul?

Because it works on soulless beings. Don't think too much about how that makes no sense.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Her immorality and regeneration makes her harder for Sans to kill.

i know for a fact neither of these are instant so she dies LONG before they come into play.

Her wings allow her to fly and why would you assume it is not true flight?

If you're not pulling something like Superman it ain't true flight, unless you can prove Uzi is incredibly precise, she ain't dodging part 2.

Uzi can start off by blowing up Sans.

For all we know this was activated by doing Naruto hand movements and slapping a voodoo doll.

She would not. Her berserk mode makes her aggressive and she would attack without second thought.

It's nit bloodlusted shit, and I'm seeing a **** TON of melee looking through her profile. Uzi dies if she does melee, no questions asked.

Uzi can use her absolute solver abilities to one shot Sans faster

And yet she seems to not actually use them half the time.

 

[VIZION99]

Because it works on soulless beings.

That has nothing to do with immorality and regeneration.

 

[Comiphorous]

That has nothing to do with immorality and regeneration.

The dura neg working on soulless being has everything to do with it because that means it's gonna get bypassed.

 

[VIZION99]

The dura neg working on soulless being has everything to do with it because that means it's gonna get bypassed.

So he can use soul hax on soulless beings?

 

[Comiphorous]

So he can use soul hax on soulless beings?

Don't think too hard about how that makes absolutely no sense, and defeats the entire purpose of "soul hax"

but yes.

 

[DaReaperMan]

So he can use soul hax on soulless beings?

Ever hear of a flower called Flowey?

Yeah Flowey is ******* TERRIFIED OF SANS.

 

[VIZION99]

Ever hear of a flower called Flowey?

Yeah Flowey is ******* TERRIFIED OF SANS.

His profile only mentions his durably negation affects souls beings, there is no mention he uses soul hax on soulless beings too.

 

[VIZION99]

no

If that is the case, it would mean Sans won't be aware of how powerful Uzi is until it is too late.

 

[DaReaperMan]

His profile only mentions his durably negation affects souls beings, there is no mention he uses soul hax on soulless beings too.

Flowey doesn't have a soul, and Sans isn't tier 8 like Flowey is. Do the math.

 

[DaReaperMan]

If that is the case, it would mean Sans won't be aware of how powerful Uzi is until it is too late.

You know 80% of Sans' verse can one-shot him, right?

 

[Ebihara]

If that is the case, it would mean Sans won't be aware of how powerful Uzi is until it is too late.

If that is the case, it would mean Uzi wont be of how power San's is until it is too late.

 

[Ebihara]

accutaly not an argument in uzi's favor at all

 

[Ebihara]

The only thing san's will/can do is going to one shot uzi, uzi has so many options that she can do and has been shown she will likely do before trying to one shot san's yet you keep arguing it and I am not seeing any proof as we have arugred the last couple pages that uzi will start with somthing that will one shot san's feels like head canon.

 

[Comiphorous]

The only thing san's will/can do is going to one shot uzi, uzi has so many options that she can do and has been shown she will likely do before trying to one shot san's yet you keep arguing it and I am not seeing any proof as we have arugred the last couple pages that uzi will start with somthing that will one shot san's feels like head canon.

In another 4 we might conclude this match!

 

[Ebihara]

I want to go on record I think San's is just a poor charcter for versus matchups.

 

[Comiphorous]

I want to go on record I think San's is just a poor charcter for versus matchups.

so poor in fact he's got probably one of the better W/L ratios on this site.

 

[DaReaperMan]

I want to go on record I think San's is just a poor charcter for versus matchups.

You don't say.

Use a fun undertale character to debate like

Um....

Uh....

 

[Comiphorous]

You don't say.

Use a fun undertale character to debate like

Um....

Uh....

Asgore is right there but nobody uses him because they're too busy using his wife's new husband.

 

[Catbowtie]

so poor in fact he's got probably one of the better W/L ratios on this site.

The best W/L ratio goes to Izuku "I CAN'T LOSE WITHOUT GETTING STOMPED" Midoriya.

 

[VIZION99]

accutaly not an argument in uzi's favor at all

Here is why it would.

Sans's attacks are actually dodge able since he needs his bones and faster blasters to hit. Uzi's attacks are not, she can one shot Sans be either blowing him up, making a blackhole appear on top of him, She can use vibration manipulation to one shot him. Sans's karma is not one shot, it is just poison damage and bypassing durability.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Asgore is right there but nobody uses him because they're too busy using his wife's new husband.

Asgore has unknowns just like Sans.

He also suffers from the problem that fire is hot lol

 

[Arkansalter2]

The best W/L ratio goes to Izuku "I CAN'T LOSE WITHOUT GETTING STOMPED" Midoriya.

Finna put John EBG against him (knowing damn well he has a CRT going and danger sense carry).

 

[Comiphorous]

The best W/L ratio goes to Izuku "I CAN'T LOSE WITHOUT GETTING STOMPED" Midoriya.

Honorable mentions goes to all the verses i'm a supporter for since they're almost never used so they just keep their few wins they can get.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Here is why it would.

Sans's attacks are actually dodge able since he needs his bones and faster blasters to hit.

like how Uzi is skewered by dura neg bones twice her height cause she dared to not jump?

Uzi's attacks are not, she can one shot Sans be either blowing him up,

she likes melee.

making a blackhole appear on top of him,

she likes melee.

She can use vibration manipulation to one shot him.

She likes melee.

Sans's karma is not one shot, it is just poison damage and bypassing durability.

It may as well be it kills in less than a second lll

 

[FinePoint]

Wait. In SBA, the characters have prior knowledge on each other?

No, but he has pretty intense Info Analysis. He'd figure it out quickly.

 

[VIZION99]

like how Uzi is skewered by dura neg bones twice her height cause she dared to not jump?

Uzi's attacks will be faster since she could just activate them while Sans needs to make sure the land on Uzi to damage her.

She likes melee.

She is also willing to start off with range attacks

It may as well be it kills in less than a second lll

Immorality and regeneration (Before you say karma negates that, that is not true. Him killing flowery only proves durability negation affects souless beings but it does not prove soul hax also affects souless beings. His karma also doe not stop Frisk from using healing items so it will not stop Uzi's regeneration either.

 

[VIZION99]

No, but he has pretty intense Info Analysis. He'd figure it out quickly.

Do you think I should give Uzi prior knowledge to make things fair? Uzi knows nothing about Sans while Sans would already know Uzi because of that ability. That sounds kinda unfair.

 

[Comiphorous]

Immorality and regeneration (Before you say karma negates that, that is not true. Him killing flowery only proves durability negation affects souless beings but it does not prove soul hax also affects souless beings. His karma also doe not stop Frisk from using healing items so it will not stop Uzi's regeneration either.

"Him using soul hax to kill a soulless being is not proof that the soul hax also affects soulless beings"

 

[VIZION99]

"Him using soul hax to kill a soulless being is not proof that the soul has also affects soulless beings"

You also forgot about the fact that Sans's karma did not stop Frisk from healing with items, it would not affect Uzi's regeneration either.

 

[DaReaperMan]

She is also willing to start off with range attacks

2 times melee 1 time ranged, you lose.

Immorality and regeneration (Before you say karma negates that, that is not true. Him killing flowery only proves durability negation affects souless beings but it does not prove soul hax also affects souless beings. His karma also doe not stop Frisk from using healing items so it will not stop Uzi's regeneration either.

You're gonna have to give over some proof that her MID REGEN and Barebones type 2 immortality lets her survive something that roblox death sounds a soulless flower.

 

[VIZION99]

You're gonna have to give over some proof that her MID REGEN and Barebones type 2 immortality lets her survive something that roblox death sounds a soulless flower.

The point is that it would not allow her to shrug off his attacks but instead, it would allow her to survive just longer for her to use her absolute solver powers to one shot Sans.

 

[VIZION99]

@Comiphorous Do you still think Sans would win?

 

[Ebihara]

I dont think you have brought up a new agurment in pages you just keep saying the same thing over and over. I doubt they have been convinced by the same aguremnt you have been trying since like page 1.