My man, as the son of lawyer I can assure you that even in real life quite simple things can get months to be approved by a system, this isn't a problem of the wiki but of most functional systems that needs qualified human approval for their process.
And it isn't like we can't do things to make a crt receive more attention and be evaluated quicker, we can very easily contact staff, promote crts in other threads or conversations, or bump to constantly bring attention to a crt. Also, isn't like every crt end lasting months without input, those types of threads are relatively speaking not that frecuent (and yes, I say this as someone with crts that lasted more than a month to end applied).
Ideally the idea sound good, however in reality there are more dangers to take just for the purpose of solve a problem that essentially is "the process take time so we need to wait".