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Lincoln Loud tries out boxing

Buttersamuri

Buttersamuri

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Lincoln needed money to buy the brand new Ace Savey comic. Specially signed by the creator himself. So he joins into boxing to try and earn some quick cash. His first round is the man from France himself. Glass Joe.

Speed is equal

That's all

Who wins and why?

Lincoln Loud:

Glass Joe: 3

Inconclusive/Draw:
 
Lincoln scales to 2,294,812.9984800001 AP and durability wise

Joe scales to At least 540,262 Joules Attack wise. Far higher with durability wise. And even higher than that when attacking his head due to his head guard.

So Lincoln is within 4 times stronger. Durability wise is far less due to Joe being a stone wall and having his headgear which offers a lot more protection.
 
Probably Lincoln, he just seems smarter and more skilled overall and should be able to tank Joe's attacks and knock him out before Joe does the same
 
More skilled? How? Joes a Boxer, and gets to the championship by the end of the game. Lincoln doesn't have any formal training in fighting. Smarter is also debatable, as Joe would be smarter combat wise with actual training as a boxer
 
just in general Lincoln is pretty quick on his feet, and isn't Glass Joe like a very mediocre boxer? Even if he is more skilled in boxing it's negligible since you didnt specify they had to really follow the rules of boxing too. Also Lincoln can scale a wall and drop kick him or something
 
That doesn't make him more skilled than an actual trained boxer. Lincoln may have shown times of quick thinking, but his lack f actual training lowers him quite a bit. The start Joe he is mediocre yea. But still a trained boxer, which puts him above Lincoln. Plus, end game, he is far more skilled, able to stand against championship Little Mac. They don't have to follow the rules of boxing no, but that doesn't change that Joe is actually a trained and more experienced fighter.
 
He doesn't have to be as skilled, his other advantages in ap and wall scaling and generally better wits will probably give him the win more times than not, probably 7/10 times
 
He hasn't really utilized wall scaling like that, and it hardly is much an advantage. I'm still unsure how your getting better wits. Joe is the more skilled and experienced fighter, he is smarter in a fight as having the training for it. Looking at his intelligence justification, they seem hardly combat useful
 
Buff Baguette FRA Also tfw you're portrayed as comically weak when in actuality you're vastly superHuman
 
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