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Story
Richard Watterso was out on his job as a pizza delivery person, but was secretly eating the pizza, thus breaking the rules of his job. The chain had an upgrade where they would do international worldwide deliveries, which is what Richard was doing. His destination was supposed to be in Goiky for the delivery, so he got there. Eventually, as he drove across the field while listening to some music, he began to glitch things he passed by. He drives by Firey and Coiny, who were slapping each other.
Needle: Would you cut it o-
But then all 3 get glitched and reduced to skeletons as Richard passed by. He then drove by Bell as well, who was getting annoyed by some contestants climbing her string.
Bell: Get off of m-
As done earlier, she, along with everyone else on her string, were glitched once again, reducing them to liquid. The sky began to glitch out, as he finally got to the person who was waiting for his pizza: Four, who ordered one for a Cake at Stake prize.
Richard: Your pizza is here!
Richard opens the box, and Four was suddenly put into a fit of anger realizing that it had been partially eaten from the middle.
Four: You ate this... didnt you? I am offended!
Richard, in a state of fear, tried running off, but Four began to fire some Zappies at him which he dodges, destroying a few trees.
Four: You know whos not safe? Youre not safe...
Richard knew one thing: he had to fight and kill this person before his boss would figure out what he did. He never wanted to get fired.
Richard: You know what, come at me!
Both got into fighting stances.
Conditions
Richard has a job, and Four starts off at base, or 5-A (but may access his 4-B form if needed), and he has the Anti-Flying Button. The battle is in Goiky, with both starting 10 meters apart. Both are bloodlusted, and speed is equalized. And before you complain about the tier differences, Richard may be Low 2-C, but he still has 8-C durability, so this should be fair.
Who wins?
Not Baldi: 10 (Soupywolf5, James Plays 4 Games, GoCommitDi, Kayra the Taken Kid, Lord JJJ, Niccokirby, ExSENNA, Ionliosite, Hydroboi, Listentomyrhytm)
Kids show Homer:
NO VALUE: 3 (Jimboydejuan12, Tonygameman, Jackythejack)