Cartoon dads who are actually good dads

Buttersamuri

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• Jul 28, 2019

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These two are cartoons who are much more grounded to reality show wise, and are actually good fathers. So let's make them kill each other

Hank vs Bob

Both get a gun

Both get a knife

Speed is equal

Takes place in an alley way

Both are willing to kill

Both are 9-A

Who wins and why?

Bob Belcher:

Hank Hill:

Inconclusive/Draw:

 

Christian_Higdon

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• Aug 12, 2019

• #2

Hasn't Hank gotten in more fights or am I mistaken?

 

Buttersamuri

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• #3

Ummm... Hanks probably has been in a few more fights than Bob. But bob has been in quite a few himself.

 

Christian_Higdon

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I feel I'll end up voting Hank, but gove me some time.

 

Buttersamuri

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• #5

Alrighty. Take your time.

 

CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

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• Aug 12, 2019

• #6

so hank is stronger than bob around 3 times and he should be more experianced than bob

 

Buttersamuri

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• #7

Experience is debatable. Strength is correct. Hank has a good x3 gap.

 

Modernmyrmidon

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• Aug 29, 2019

• #8

Hank FRA

 

CuteAnimeNekoGirl99

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• Sep 27, 2019

• #9

hank FRA

 

Redacted_Flinn

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• Oct 19, 2019

• #10

Hank FRA

 

HeadlessKramerGeoff777

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• Oct 19, 2019

• #11

Hank fra

 

GoCommitDi

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• Oct 21, 2019

• #12

hank FRA

 

GoCommitDi

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• Dec 1, 2019

• #13

bump

 

GoCommitDi

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• Dec 1, 2019

• #14

Come on, we need to heal hank from his embarrassing loss streak

 

Buttersamuri

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• #15

This is 1 vote from grace actually

(Also. Hank beat Frank West. That's a pretty nice win)

 

I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

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• Dec 1, 2019

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Hank FRA

 

Buttersamuri

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• #17

There's grace

Sucks and awesome. I love Bob and I love hank.

 

GoCommitDi

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• Dec 1, 2019

• #18

I would legitimately pay someone to draw a pic of the 3 best fictional dads together (Hank, Homer and Bob)

 

Buttersamuri

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• Dec 1, 2019

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• #19

Hank, Bob, and Homer would probably get along pretty well. Bob and Hank especially. Both are hard working fathers who do their best to support their kids. Put up with a less than above average wife; and are grillers. And Bon uses Propane. Not charcoal. So bonus points

 

GoCommitDi

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• #20

and then peter crashes into the scene with his car and passes out drunk

 

Buttersamuri

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• #21

I'm happy to see Bob, Homer, and Hank would all beat Peter if they every fought

 

GoCommitDi

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• Dec 1, 2019

• #22

Unless he makes a cutaway by saying "remember when bob, homer and hank fell into a volcano"

 

Buttersamuri

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• #23

And added

Lava isn't hurting a small building or nearly Large building level