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The Champion of the World Sucks at Math (2 VOTES LEFT)

Jackythejack

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"And the winner is, Mister Sata!" The crowd roared with applause as Hercule put his hands in the air triumphantly. He didn't even break a sweat during that fight. In fact, he felt like he could go another round! Not that...not that he was going to of course! He was too busy taking in all the applause. Though, suddenly, the applause stopped and the whole arena went dark, save for a single spotlight.

"But, what's this!? A new challenger steps up to the ring?" The entire audience was silent as Hercule turned around to face some ma in a green shirt and blue pants, a small device in one hand and a ruler in the other. Hercule crosses his arms as the man walked up to him. Weird looking guy, too...

"I have to say, Mister Satan, I'm impressed!" The man smiled at him. "Your martial arts skills are impressive, but I have a different challenge for you. Can you solve these math problems?"

The man then handed a tablet to Mister Satan, and he began to break a sweat as he stared down at the tablet in his hands. Math!? He hasn't had to worry about that in forever! Oh, you gotta think of something, Hercule! You can't look stupid in front of an audience.

Suddenly, the champion on the world broke the tablet over his knee and shook his head. "This is no place for math, boy! If you want to challenge me, then you best be prepared to fight!" Much to Satan's surprise, the man quickly jumped to the occasion and readied his ruler.

"Seems we have a fight in our hands, ladies and gentlemen. This should be an interesting one. Mister Satan versus the newcomer, Baldi!"
 
Also as a side note speed is equalized and Hercule's only got his fists while Baldi has his ruler
 
I gotta go with Mister Satan here. Much better combat skills and experience. Illusions may mess him up a tad but I doubt it considering what he has seen. If he gets to Baldi, he is certainly gonna outclass him physically.

Mister Satan should take this comfortably.
 
Mister Satan takes this pretty decisively tbh. I don't think Baldi has any advantage here...
 
Possibly illusions. Even then they aren't any instances of it being combat applicable.
 
5 for Satan now?

Way to go Jack :D

Also Baldi's illusions aren't combat applicable, but for someone as dense as mister satan it's gonna make him confused at first. However he eventually beats Baldi down with superior skills
 
Yes perfect. Honestly Bond may be one of the few guys who could actually defeat Hercule's winning streak

You know and actually make it fair
 
You know what, I may just make it. Like a legit fight. Pretty sure it would be fair. Satan is stronger, Bond is smarter etc.

Stay tuned I'm so making this fight. 007 vs Dragonball
 
Satan might get upgraded to over 600 kilojoules via his 5-stone-tile chopping feat.

This is a stomp.
 
Dude it was already added we can take care of that if he actually does get upgraded no worries.
 
Either way, I'd still vote Satan FRA.

Dear God, I hope nobody pits Baldi up with Ezio or Altair or the other Assassins.
 
>Ezio and Altair are 65x stronger than Baldi

You say a challenge. I say, more of a funeral held 65 times for Baldi.
 
Assassin's Creed already has potentially Tier 2 hax and has already been confirmed to be able to **** around with timelines as of AC: Odyssey but we're waiting for the next game in Japan to confirm it

Also Digimon exist
 
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