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Quite Possibly the Greatest 9-B Match-Up of all Time (0-7-0)

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Because this fight is so good, I'm gonna add a story to it (NOTE: Its SBA and this story has no relevance to where the fight takes place. It was just a cool thing I wanted to write. So by SBA the fight takes place in Central Park.)

  • Transitions to Satan winning another martial arts championship*
Commentator: "Mister Satan, the champ, has done it! He's beaten the challenger with flawless technique and style!"

Satan (Inner Monologue): "I can't believe how well this is working! As long as I beat normal guys and fake it against Goku and his friends, the Earth will see me as the ultimate fighting champion! Hahahaha!"

Commentator: "What's this? A new challenger has walked in?! He's wearing a suit as well! This is unexpected. How will the champion react to this!"

Satan: "Well well well, looks like we got a blond cool guy wannabe entering my arena! You got no meat on those bones of yours, how can you expect to beat me, Mister Satan!"

Bond Pulls out a Handgun

Bond: "Well Mister Satan, seeing as how you exploit all these people for decades, lets see how the devil inside you can prepare you for this"

Both fighters get ready to fight

FIGHT

Rules:

SBA Rules (the set up has nothing to do with the fight it's just something cool to read)

Bond has everything except the samurai, 9-A equipment and vehicles

Both have prior knowledge

Mister Sata: 0

James Bond: 7

Inconclusive: 0
 
This is actually closer than I thought. I may need to see some more input before saying anything, but right now it's honestly pretty even, both with some pretty good reaction and move speed. Though Bond having a ton of guns really gives him an advantage, especially with the tranquilizers, but at the same time I feel like Satan can dodge those.
 
I personally feel like Bond has it, since he'd know to keep at a distance and whittle Satan down. Plus I mean I doubt Satan is gonna dodge the samurai or golden gun for too long and I doubt Bond is gonna actively engage in a fist fight with someone physically stronger than him when he has those guns and is willing to kill
 
Hasn't Satan dodger gunfire at one point though? I could've sworn I heard him do something like that before...
 
Yeah he definitely has and can

It's just the samurai is a laser weapon... I doubt he is dodging that for too long. Plus the golden Gun has the same damage output across the whole body and while that's a game mechanic it is the point of the gun in the films as well
 
I mean then can Hercule even get close enough for Bond to do anything? I can't see him actually being able to close the gap if that's the case
 
Hmmm true

I'll restrict the samurai then. Then he just has to dodge bullets but Bond is also an expert marksman so it's fairer
 
Yeah much more fair. They both have similar reactions and movement speeds though, yeah? I think it honestly depends on if Bond can predict his movements well enough.

and even then satan is...I mean he's a bit ridiculous. Probably knows how to react to someone with a gun. So it's...still difficult to decide
 
Yeah it's an extremely close fight.

It comes down to if Bond can find the killing shot... literally. Satan knows how to dodge bullets, and Bond is an expert marksman, far better than anything Satan has fought before.

In saying that though, Bond shot and killed assassins which could backflip over close range shotgun pellets. But yeah very close.
 
I'm...personally still iffy on it to be frank. Because I feel like Satan should still be able to react to those bullets before they can get to him, but...I dunno. Maybe I should wait for someone else to comment first. I don't know too much about Satan in the first place I just like using him
 
Yeah sure that's all good

It might even turn out to be inconclusive. Whoever strikes first ya know.

However, I think it's fair to say Bond is much smarter and won't just let Satan hit him either. He's thought ninja's, assassins and other agents. Don't think he'll just stand their shooting, he'll be using his surroundings much better than Satan and possibly surprise him and shoot him in the head
 
Ah so they're still only in the SBA location, huh? I sorta assumed an arena based off the story but hey it's cool.

Incon is very possible, yes.
 
Yeah that was just a story Set up for a cool read hahaha

I'll edit the OP just to make sure that's clear, thanks for telling me
 
Yeah if it's in SBA Bond uses his much better intelligence, better equipment and stealth mastery to outmanoeuvre and strike Satan
 
Y'all forgetting while Mr. Satan has experience dodging bullets...

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Looks like he can't dodge CQC bullets

He also has experience getting shot.

And seeing Bond has a massive assortment of weapon along with skill and about the same level (if not more) of battle experience, he takes this mid diff
 
Wait so who are ya voting for? Hahaha

Also Satan has never dodged bullets from someone as skilled as Bond, never faced a weapon like the golden gun before and it's not like Bond is gonna monologue in his face. He will sneak behind and shoot him in the back of the head before Satan even realises it.
 
Wait I just remembered something.

isnt speed equalized on all attacks? Including guns? So they'd move at like the same speed as Hercule?

so they'd be easier to dodge? I mean I'm not sure if that goes anywhere but I kinda just wanna ask
 
Speed isn't equalized for guns since they count as equipment and not attack. And I don't think equipment speed is equalized.

With your point in fact, it means it will be harder for Hercule to dodge bullets since he has the same speed as Bond now.
 
Oh is that how it'd work? Oof. I don't know how this stuff goes half the time also I realize now That speed was never said to be equal I think I'm just dumb
 
JB FRA, also, the guy's too versatile for his own good.
 
Bond FRA. Apparently it was decided in a speed equal thread that guns + weapons far faster than the user's normal speed aren't equalized, so yeah
 
GyroNutz said:
Bond FRA. Apparently it was decided in a speed equal thread that guns + weapons far faster than the user's normal speed aren't equalized, so yeah
Click to expand...
So does that mean that even if speed is equal, but the character has bullet-dodging levels of speed, he/she can dodge them?
 
No, I don't think so. Only time they can dodge a bullet is through perception
 
I guess so, though I wasn't there for the thread itself. It'd be pretty unfair to say 'X character who is light speed cannot dodge bullets cause speed equal' imo
 
Yeah, it's pretty unfair to speed based characters, who rack up a ton of losses due to these rules (poor Spidey), but whatever you can do to make things fair ig
 
Satan can't above all of the bullets, and he doesn't dodge attacks from a skilled bullet-man like Bond. James Bond wins FRA.
 
Yeah he just kinda got unlucky I guess.

To Be fair he just kicked Baldi's ass to balance it out but I think that's technically still part of his winning streak
 
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