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The Other Thanos vs Suicidal Janitor: The Revival
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Obviously inconclusive.
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Thanos kills Mcqueen. Thanos doesn't feel so good.
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@Xtas Care to give something slightly more detailed? like a sentence at least
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Stand User got it
Incon: 1
Incon: 1
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"The end is near", as The Player transforms into the cosmic overlord known as Thanos. He holds up the gauntlet above him as he admires the power radiating from his left hand. He looks down at the puny planet with anticipation, ready to sow chaos amongst the other players of the server. With great speed does the galactic conqueror crash down to Earth, followed by a massive shockwave. He gets up and dreams of the destruction and discord that he will bring, and begins his slaughter.
Meanwhile, a man known as Thunder McQueen has joined the skirmish of humanity against Thanos. He is only armed with a pickaxe, mop and his trusty stand known as Highway to Hell. He contemplates on jamming his head into the pickaxe, but hesitates as he has no one to commit suicide with. He looks for a partner to join him in the hereafter, but instead, he finds a path of corpses leading to a massive player-made Port-a-Fort. He looks at the top of the mighty structure and sees a looming figure materialize. The shadow is holding a soldier by the neck, while ominously looking at the janitor. The shadow twists the soldier's neck, instantly killing him, and focuses his sights on McQueen.
The figure is revealed to be Thanos, the universe's bane of existence. He clenches his left fist, and the Power Gem glows with burning power. He points it at the suicidal janitor, and laughs maniacally as the gem powers up. The gem, now at full power, unleashes a continuous stream of energy and reaches McQueen, destroying him at an atomic level. The suicidal janitor was no more.
And so was Thanos.
ÒÇîSUICIDAL JANITOR THUNDER MCQUEENÒÇìRETIRED
ÒÇîTHANOSÒÇìRARTED OMEGALUL
Meanwhile, a man known as Thunder McQueen has joined the skirmish of humanity against Thanos. He is only armed with a pickaxe, mop and his trusty stand known as Highway to Hell. He contemplates on jamming his head into the pickaxe, but hesitates as he has no one to commit suicide with. He looks for a partner to join him in the hereafter, but instead, he finds a path of corpses leading to a massive player-made Port-a-Fort. He looks at the top of the mighty structure and sees a looming figure materialize. The shadow is holding a soldier by the neck, while ominously looking at the janitor. The shadow twists the soldier's neck, instantly killing him, and focuses his sights on McQueen.
The figure is revealed to be Thanos, the universe's bane of existence. He clenches his left fist, and the Power Gem glows with burning power. He points it at the suicidal janitor, and laughs maniacally as the gem powers up. The gem, now at full power, unleashes a continuous stream of energy and reaches McQueen, destroying him at an atomic level. The suicidal janitor was no more.
And so was Thanos.
ÒÇîSUICIDAL JANITOR THUNDER MCQUEENÒÇìRETIRED
ÒÇîTHANOSÒÇìRARTED OMEGALUL
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I find this to be an acceptable length shit post
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Incon: 2
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Bump
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2 memes enter a bar. They both don't feel so good. No one leaves.
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Inconclusive FRA.
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Incon for Xtasy's reasons.
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Incon: 5
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I voted incon if it wasn't clear.
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Incon: 6
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Incon: 7
Grace period start
Grace period start
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Incon FRA.
(This sucidal janitor always get's an incon)
(This sucidal janitor always get's an incon)
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Incon: 8
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Can this be added?
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Yes, actually. Grace period ended a while ago.
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