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So, I want to address something which has been bothering me for a long while. Namely, our VOCALOID pages:
Being frank, they are completely and utterly wanked.
To explain my positioning, I will go over each one of the characters and analyze the feats listed, and show why most of them are wrongly interpreted.
Hatsune Miku
This one is the most important, as she holds most of the "feats", which I will address bellow:
The closest I can find is this, where Miku climbs on a beam sprout which grows to the clouds, then over a giant clock, then past space, and then past the tree of life (?), before reaching Heaven.
This does not show evidence of her voice reaching the ends of the universe, nor can it be interpreted as a speed feat. As if it was, it would scale to the bean sprout, and not Miku. And the visuals are obviously not meant to be taken literally here.
And the lyrics also don't imply that at all.
This is once again obviously not meant to be taken literally.
Oh, and again, the lyrics don't imply anything about crossing the milky way.
Oh, and the planet-size thing? That is once again obviously not a literal image. Specially since all the chibi VOCALOIDs are also planet-sized. The goddess is holding the planet as a ball on her hands to show that she is caring for it, it's basic symbolism. To use an analogy, I'm fairly certain that this picture isn't saying that Jesus is planet-sized, but rather that he is watching over us.
Except none of it is real. The clip starts with Miku putting a doll on a maquete of a city, the same "city" where later a "building-sized Miku" fights a "giant monster", and the clips also ends with Miku on the real world, and both dolls visible on the maquete. Miku isn't fighting Godzilla, she is playing with toys. That's not a feat.
But even ignoring that, it's not a feat either. Miku and her friends are seen leaping from planet to planet, except those planets are being held by sticks, and some of the things they are jumping on aren't planets, but space satellites and spaceships, which are the same size as the planets. So the most logical assumption is that these aren't real planets, but rather models.
Also, no proof of flying to another universe.
But this is super vague. Please provide more context.
Megurine Luka and MEIKO
She only has scaling from Miku, and for supposedly growing to the size of the Earth in that goddess videoclip, which is not a literal scene.
Lilly
She appears to have a lot of feats, but none of them are linked or accounted for. I am very skeptical given the "feats" listed for Miku above.
Kagamine_Rin/Len
The first feat is the supposed-size in the Goddess video, other than that...
Hachune Miku
The only evidence for her High 8-C feat is a picture in the gallery. I would find this acceptable, but everything else leaves me skeptical. I'd like to at least see the video.
Conclusion
The VOCALOID profiles are incredibly wanked, containing ridiculous stats based on out-of-context scenes, and should either be properly downgraded to a reliable rating, and / or deleted.
Being frank, they are completely and utterly wanked.
To explain my positioning, I will go over each one of the characters and analyze the feats listed, and show why most of them are wrongly interpreted.
Hatsune Miku
This one is the most important, as she holds most of the "feats", which I will address bellow:
- Miku sang so loud it reached the ends of the universe.
The closest I can find is this, where Miku climbs on a beam sprout which grows to the clouds, then over a giant clock, then past space, and then past the tree of life (?), before reaching Heaven.
This does not show evidence of her voice reaching the ends of the universe, nor can it be interpreted as a speed feat. As if it was, it would scale to the bean sprout, and not Miku. And the visuals are obviously not meant to be taken literally here.
And the lyrics also don't imply that at all.
- Miku is implied to move the entire night-sky on a whim.
- Claimed to have crossed the Milky Way galaxy nigh-instantly.
This is once again obviously not meant to be taken literally.
Oh, and again, the lyrics don't imply anything about crossing the milky way.
- Caught on her plant growing, which could travel the entire universe quickly.
- Reality Warped an entire planet into becoming full of life and grew much bigger than said planet.
Oh, and the planet-size thing? That is once again obviously not a literal image. Specially since all the chibi VOCALOIDs are also planet-sized. The goddess is holding the planet as a ball on her hands to show that she is caring for it, it's basic symbolism. To use an analogy, I'm fairly certain that this picture isn't saying that Jesus is planet-sized, but rather that he is watching over us.
- Defeated a Godzilla-like monster.
Except none of it is real. The clip starts with Miku putting a doll on a maquete of a city, the same "city" where later a "building-sized Miku" fights a "giant monster", and the clips also ends with Miku on the real world, and both dolls visible on the maquete. Miku isn't fighting Godzilla, she is playing with toys. That's not a feat.
- Jumped from planet to planet to a nearby galaxy while pushing said planets away.
But even ignoring that, it's not a feat either. Miku and her friends are seen leaping from planet to planet, except those planets are being held by sticks, and some of the things they are jumping on aren't planets, but space satellites and spaceships, which are the same size as the planets. So the most logical assumption is that these aren't real planets, but rather models.
- Traveled to another universe using a flying chocolate bar.
Also, no proof of flying to another universe.
- Came back from being deleted from reality.
I was in the 0, fearing that I might be negated I hid amongst copies and delusions I left the 0, fearing I might erode I gave up warmth, wanting to be divine |
Megurine Luka and MEIKO
She only has scaling from Miku, and for supposedly growing to the size of the Earth in that goddess videoclip, which is not a literal scene.
Lilly
She appears to have a lot of feats, but none of them are linked or accounted for. I am very skeptical given the "feats" listed for Miku above.
Kagamine_Rin/Len
The first feat is the supposed-size in the Goddess video, other than that...
- Destroyed a virtual world containing many stars in Kokoro.
- Jumped from planet to plant to a nearby galaxy while pushing said planets away / Traveled to another universe using a flying chocolate bar.
Hachune Miku
The only evidence for her High 8-C feat is a picture in the gallery. I would find this acceptable, but everything else leaves me skeptical. I'd like to at least see the video.
Conclusion
The VOCALOID profiles are incredibly wanked, containing ridiculous stats based on out-of-context scenes, and should either be properly downgraded to a reliable rating, and / or deleted.
