Your Favorite Character Becomes an Umineko Witch

[Scarletmoon56]

Because why not?

Your favorite character on this site gets placed in a gameboard of repeating cruelty and suffering that feels like 1000 years. They break free and win the game. Featherine commeneds them and grants them the title of a witch.

Character: Lord/Lady "Name"

Title: Sorcerer/Witch of "relating to conceptual power"

Conceptual Power: The power over "a conceptual power"

Optional: Description of situation of cruelty and how they broke out:

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

Character: Lord Sweet Tooth

Title: Sorcerer of Laziness and Perm Hair

Power: Power over Production of Gintama Anime and Sunrise.

Description: Not having Gintoki Special for eternity.

 

[Kisaragi_Megumi]

1.Character: Lady headless ribbons

Title: Witch of ribbons

Power: Nulling everything with her ribbons,even an infinity space and time dimension get nulled by it.

Description: Tired to get spammed and her "mogu-mogu" meme. :v

2.Character: Lady miracle of spam

Title: Witch of miracle

Power: An conceptual absorbtion via her infamously in lower section

Description: Make Mayor feels more sad due reading what current situation she face in VSBW. :v

3.Character: Lady perfect life form

Title: Witch of infinity data

Power: Conceptual Weapon from her timeless data and 11-D reality warping

Description: Always lose and humiliated in past life (look at her current records).

 

[Ovy7]

I'll go with Guts, as Bern is already a Witch.

Character: Lord Guts

Title: Sorcerer of Rage

Power: Getting stronger with anger. He also have a conceptual weapon (The Dragonslayer) which outside of dealing conceptual damage, steals from the opponent's anger to fuel Guts, and he also have a conceptual armor (the Berserker Armor) which once activated, it increases Gut's power and defense based on his anger, but it would affect is sanity and mental health.

Description: Reliving the Eclipse for 1000 years...it wasn't nice.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Character: Lord of Chaos.

Title: Zettai Zetsubo no Majo (Witch of Absolute Despair).

Power: Inflicts "Absolute Despair" onto her victims through her sheer majestic presence down to conceptual level on every layer of existences. This caused the victims to either commits suicide or became the slave of Lord of Chaos herself, whether they were a mortal or a witch themselves. Trying to resist it is futile since the despair is "Absolute", trying to overcome it is futile since the despair is "Absolute", even trying to willingly succumbs into it is futile since the Despair is "Absolute".

Description: Being on the same level of existence as the Witch of Theatergoing herself, the entire existence of the Lord of Chaos is one that mortals could be describe the best as "colorless". Everything in existence, whether it came from the Realm of Mortals or the Realm of Witches, none of them could makes her feels anything. Which is why as the Lord of Chaos, the sole of her entire existence is to spread chaos onto every Realms in every layers of existence, just to seek for one color, one that could overcome her "Absolute Despair", one that she heard from both Mortals Realms and Witches Realms as one name, "Hope".

 

[Drellix]

But my fav is Battler