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Round 1: You have no prep time. Shrek bursts through your bedroom's wall and declares that your house is now his swamp. You are free to use any of your nearby household items as weapons. Can you defend yourself from the Mighty Ogre?
Round 2: Same as above, but you have an hour worth of prep.
Round 3: You must sneak into Shrek's swamp to kill him, and you have as much prep as you need, can you do it?
Round 4: The protagonist of the last video game you've played must defeat William Steig's version of Shrek (AKA "Book Shrek"). Can they do it?
Round 5: Same as above, but it's 4chan Shrek.
Round 2: Same as above, but you have an hour worth of prep.
Round 3: You must sneak into Shrek's swamp to kill him, and you have as much prep as you need, can you do it?
Round 4: The protagonist of the last video game you've played must defeat William Steig's version of Shrek (AKA "Book Shrek"). Can they do it?
Round 5: Same as above, but it's 4chan Shrek.