Weakest character in fiction? --> (READ OP)

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Okay, so here are the rules:

-The character MUST be three dimensional

-The character has to be notable. It cannot be some obscure background character or anything like that, but it can come from an obscure source.

-The character's "weak" factor cannot come from its size alone, so regular bugs or beings the size of atoms don't count either.

-The character must possess some form of significant weakness, or an ability that normal humans don't possess.

-The character DOES NOT need to necessarily be from this wiki, but if you feel like you have a powerful candidate on this wiki, then go for it.

Here's my entry.:

The character from Bathroom Break!, an app for the Android that features a guy running through the hallways, puking on people excessively to gain points. He can also puke to levitate a short distance into the air. He seems to get knocked out cold when he gets hit with a paper airplane, or trips over a basketball.

(Part of me wants to make that a profile, but I don't think his name is ever given.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im0NSbi3pH0

 

[The_Living_Tribunal1]

this one most likely

 

[Jucaslucas]

This dude.

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

Antman when smaller than an atom without the growing thing.

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Like I said, the "weak" factor cannot come from being microscopic or bug sized, so it cannot come from the character's size alone.

 

[Joseph619]

This dude.

The dude you mentioned can beat beat Beerus and Goku by snapping finger lol

 

[Jucaslucas]

Ya know nothing m8.

 

[Colonel_Krukov]

Joker from Mass Effect has Vrolik syndrome, aka Osteogenesis imperfecta or brittle bones disease.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

The dude you mentioned can beat beat Beerus and Goku by snapping finger lol

The joke is that Kumagawa is a loser who loses at everything and is the "weakest person in the world".

 

[Joseph619]

The joke is that Kumagawa is a loser who loses at everything and is the "weakest person in the world".

I feel like a dumbass now :-(

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I feel like a dumbass now :-(

You should still feel good next to Kumagawa.

 

[Ryukama]

But why is Kumagawa treated as extremely pathetic if his abilities are so immensely powerful? Is that part of the joke?

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Yeah. Kind of is.

I've recently been binging Medaka Box lol. But so far he isn't in it ;_;

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

Kumagawa is powerful because he fails at everything.

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

I case you missed it, here's my entry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDNe8N89nJg

He gets knocked out by paper airplanes, tripping over basketballs, etc. and his power is vomiting excessively, to the point that he can make himself fly to an extent.

 

[Numbersguy]

Normal Kon probably is one of the weakest ones I know

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ko

I mean, I am sure an 8 year kid could easily beat it up

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

But that kid gets knocked out by a paper airplane.

All Kon has to do is headbutt him in the stomach, and he'll go down.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

SCP-225-1?

 

[Ryukama]

How is that kid able to survive falling from several feet down, yet is knocked unconcious by a paper airplane? Hell how do his organs survive vomiting with enough pressure to lift him that high in the air?

That kid needs to be rated "Unknown. At most 10-B, 10-C at his lowest"

o v o

 

[AidenBrooks999]

When plot demands it, she can be pretty shitty

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

How is that kid able to survive falling from several feet down, yet is knocked unconcious by a paper airplane? Hell how do his organs survive vomiting with enough pressure to lift him that high in the air?
That kid needs to be rated "Unknown. At most 10-B, 10-C at his lowest"

o v o

"Vs Battles was a mistake." - Azathoth

 

[Ryukama]

"Vs Battles was a mistake." - Azathoth

Lol I can relate to that feeling. SD's Madoka shitposts on JBW started to make me think Joke Battles went too far and I made a mistake founding it lol

 

[Numbersguy]

But that kid gets knocked out by a paper airplane.
All Kon has to do is headbutt him in the stomach, and he'll go down.

I meant a NORMAL 8 year old kid, not the kid of the vid, you got confused bro

 

[Ryukama]

Even if we assume Spongebob is human sized, he'd still be pretty high up there in terms of weakest 3-D characters (at least going by his lowest showing ever.)

Being unable to deadlift a tiny stick with two marshmallows while putting his entire body into it ovo

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Probably because he just has superhuman regurgitation with superhuman digestive organs or something like that.

Also SCP-225-1 is a good candidate, as it's literally just an immobile sphere that isn't affected by gravity and just moves with the rotation of the earth.

It would probably beat the unnamed kid, though. Since it's exactly 7.3 meters in the air, he'd probably try to vomit himself up into the air and grab onto it, which is really his only way to even approach it. Also, it's stated that all weapons that were used in an attempt to move the sphere have failed, so it definitely has a durability edge.

His only hope for winning is to be given an infinite supply of hamburgers so he can vomit to his heart's content, that way he can make SCP-225 rust at the very least, but even then that's just a maybe.

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

I can also agree that Spongebob is consistently portrayed as weak, as his weighlifting set is comprised entirely of stuffed animals. He's portrayed with superhuman lifting strength at times as a gag.

 

[Ryukama]

Probably because he just has superhuman regurgitation with superhuman digestive organs or something like that.

Well what I mean is. Being able to survive a fall that high or exerting enough pressure out of your organs to lift yourself up that high in the air are vastly greater durability feats than tanking a paper airplane. If the kid can't do that he shouldn't be able to do those other things.

 

[Primaris_Brian]

this one most likely

Meanwhile without the crystal cage, he literally will lose against everyone except for lower dimensional entity the moment the fight has begun. o v o

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Well what I mean is. Being able to survive a fall that high or exerting enough pressure out of your organs to lift yourself up that high in the air are vastly greater durability feats than tanking a paper airplane. If the kid can't do that he shouldn't be able to do those other things.

You've got a point there. If someone calc'd that vomit thing, they'd probably get around 10-B to 10-A.

However, he still gets knocked out by tripping over basketballs and people punching him. That makes three really weak durability feats versus two comparatively stronger durability feats, but I think the higher end seems more reasonable, yes.

I don't want to sound like I'm trying to get him a profile or anything, though. He doesn't have a name, and he's far too obscure.

 

[Primaris_Brian]

Hmm I knocked out someone by punching him. :v

 

[KamiYasha]

Yeah. Kind of is.
I've recently been binging Medaka Box lol. But so far he isn't in it ;_;

He appears for the first time in the chapter 55.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Does he ever appear in the anime adaptation?

 

[KamiYasha]

A few minitues at the end of the Penultimate chapter and the last chapter is about him. 2nd season of course.

I'm still blaming Gainax for being really lazy and keep milking Evangelion. Lol.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

They're still milking it? .

Is Ajimu ever introduced in the anime?

 

[KamiYasha]

She appears a few minutes during the last chapter.

Kinda off topic. Lol.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Fine, fine XD. I'm a bit off topic.

Weakest character? A wolf man allergic to dog fur. Read about it in a goosebumps book.

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Doze from Homestuck is a good one, too.

He has no real feats, it's hard to find out who he scales to, and his only ability is just slowing himself down.

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Felt

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/584705

 

[Ultima_Reality]

The Authority

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

The Authority's already been mentioned.