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Walter White vs Opila Bird

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So yeah, Walter White against the Opila Bird. Now recently, Walter White's strategy is nerfed by people figuring out that Walter isn't the most mentally stable in the battlefield... Fortunately for Walter, the last thing that would be considered intimidating would be a flamingo whose DNA is laced with the fictional equivalent of bismuth. Granted I'd be as weirded out by a bird giving me the thousand yard stare as I'd be weirded out over why a 10-A+ gun isn't in Walter's Standard Equipment section or why nobody CRT'd it into his profile, but still.

Needless to say, Opila has dealt with 2138 joules in blunt force, but piercing damage is where it's at, and Opila reportedly survived being stabbed with a knife according to a questionable children's drawing. Compare a bullet's cross section to a knife's cross section and see what you get.

Walter is with firearms only. Other than that, full-on SBA.

Okay, profiles...

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Walter White

Walter Hartwell White Sr., also known by the alias Heisenberg, was once a mild-mannered high school chemistry teacher in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Having studied chemistry at the California Institute of Technology, he originally helped found Gray Matter Technologies, but left for personal reasons...
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Opila Bird

Opila Bird is the main antagonist of Garten of Banban. It stalks the player as they traverse the kindergarten, though is eventually sent into the depths of the ball pit, where its fate is unknown. Tier: 9-C Name: Opila Bird, the Monster, Hole Bird Origin: Garten of Banban Gender: Female Age...
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Who takes this?

Walter White: 0
Opila Bird: 0
Inconclusive: 0
 
With SBA, I don't see anything stopping Heisenberg from going bang bang on that Garten thanks to the starting range, Opila's tendency to observe her prey before attacking (which may let Walt land a free shot or two), and that a big colourful bird thing wouldn't be hard to spot in the middle of Central Park.
 
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AThe1412 said:
With SBA, I don't see anything stopping Heisenberg from going bang bang on that Garten thanks to the starting range, Opila's tendency to observe her prey before attacking (which may let Walt land a free shot or two), and that a big colourful bird thing wouldn't be hard to spot in the middle of Central Park.
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Opila doesn't always stop to observe her enemy, the only time she did that was in GoBB 1, in the sequel she proceeded to straight up charge at the player on two separate occasions. So the latter is more likely to be her starting move
 
Speed is unequalized? Yup, Opila never gonna win, her tendency of walk to It's target instead of going full speed like in the final chase sequence in GOB3 means that she will always walk slower then walter, giving him plent of time to just gun her down

Opila may have a single advantage if we considere she is made of givaniun and so have no organs... but we can't do that

voting for stomp
 
AceOfSpaces3709 said:
Opila doesn't always stop to observe her enemy, the only time she did that was in GoBB 1, in the sequel she proceeded to straight up charge at the player on two separate occasions. So the latter is more likely to be her starting move
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That makes this somewhat more balanced, still voting Walt.
 
JustANormalLemon said:
Speed is unequalized? Yup, Opila never gonna win, her tendency of walk to It's target instead of going full speed like in the final chase sequence in GOB3 means that she will always walk slower then walter, giving him plent of time to just gun her down

Opila may have a single advantage if we considere she is made of givaniun and so have no organs... but we can't do that

voting for stomp
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I mean, she was stalking a defenseless human. She didn't hesitate to go full speed the moment she had to deal with a stronger enemy (Devil Banban). Walt gets the first shot in and she'll start charging.
 
AThe1412 said:
I mean, she was stalking a defenseless human. She didn't hesitate to go full speed the moment she had to deal with a stronger enemy (Devil Banban). Walt gets the first shot in and she'll start charging.
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I don't think she will be running or charging after the first BANG
 
AThe1412 said:
Why wouldn't she? She'll feel pain and her first instinct will be to either run away or try and kill him before she gets killed.
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Just trough would do a lot of internal damage, but fair point. Opila would mostly likely run away as this is what she did when put against demon banban
 
JustANormalLemon said:
Just trough would do a lot of internal damage, but fair point. Opila would mostly likely run away as this is what she did when put against demon banban
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To be fair, Devil Banban is somewhere around Wall level and isn't a regular human that she can kill in one attack.
 
Suggestion: To make it more balanced, maybe just have 2 Opilas by having her team up with Tarta? If it's the two of them together, they'll immediately attack Walt (likely from two different directions) and he might not be able to deal with both of them at the same time depending on how good of a shot he is.
 
AThe1412 said:
Suggestion: To make it more balanced, maybe just have 2 Opilas by having her team up with Tarta? If it's the two of them together, they'll immediately attack Walt (likely from two different directions) and he might not be able to deal with both of them at the same time depending on how good of a shot he is.
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I think they stomp then, Tartar showed to be great at stalking and lunching It self to atack, while is bussy with one opilar Tartar would jump for the kill, not to mentione that diferent from IRL animals, they one shoot
 
JustANormalLemon said:
I think they stomp then, Tartar showed to be great at stalking and lunching It self to atack, while is bussy with one opilar Tartar would jump for the kill, not to mentione that diferent from IRL animals, they one shoot
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Okay. Opila on her own seems more fair. Her durability is about 4x greater than the force that Walter's gun can generate and piercing damage to anywhere other than the head shouldn't hurt her too badly thanks to inorganic physiology.
 
AThe1412 said:
Okay. Opila on her own seems more fair. Her durability is about 4x greater than the force that Walter's gun can generate and piercing damage to anywhere other than the head shouldn't hurt her too badly thanks to inorganic physiology.
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I mean, yes she is made of givaniun, but we considere her to have iternal organs and bones like a real... flamingo. Sinse It's even how we get the dura from the pit calc
 
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