VSBW Staff Tournament Bracket

[The_Impress]

Vote for the STRONGEST MOFO ON THIS SITE
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Introduction
It's time to unleash blood from skulls and a lot of guts with the VSBW Staff Showdown (Literal). We're about to embark on which one of the anti-grass nerdlets can slap the other the hardest on this site.

Survey Objective
The primary objective of this survey is to pass the time before I go to bed at the expense of other users because I am a bad person who needs to think more about her jokes and how they affect other people. Oh well.

How It Works:

1. Nominate your Champions: Pick your knight in shining badges that will protect your verse from bias with their own bias and endless stonewalling. They can be staff members new and old.​
2. Survival of the Fittest: They will fistfight each other under the Standard Battle Assumptions, Base key and speed equalized. How do you like them apples, staffboy?​

Why Participate:

1. Literally Not A Single Reason, Ever

Announcement of the Results
The last person still alive can get a keyboard and say they won, and if they don't get any pushback from the still alive staff members (who we assume will have a keyboard and respond), we'll take it as legit.

 

[First_Witch]

I choose Crabbypatty. Deadlift me into victory you sod

 

[Crabwhale]

Piss.

 

[First_Witch]

Piss.

Thats his victory speech.

 

[Ped2018]

@LephyrTheRevanchist became staff without creating a single page on the wiki, strong as hell.

 

[BoastJr]

Antvasima.

Do I win

 

[Armorchompy]

Thats his victory speech.

No he's like a pokemon, that's all he can say

 

[ImmortalDread]

Better thread than mines in infinite miles.

 

[Deagonx]

LephyrTheRevanchist became staff without creating a single page on the wiki, strong as hell.

damn me too

 

[Ped2018]

damn me too

You / Lephyr

 

[Nierre]

LMAO

 

[RandomGuy2345]

You / Lephyr

Cook that fraud.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

@LephyrTheRevanchist

@Deagonx

 

[Armorchompy]

don't turn this into a slander thread

 

[Shmeatywerbenmanjenson]

Damage managed to downgrade Dragonball of all verses to Hypersonic flying speed

He has my vote

 

[Deagonx]

Haters are the price of stardom.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

don't turn this into a slander thread

How dare we make light and harmless jokes in an F&G thread

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Damage managed to downgrade Dragonball of all verses to Hypersonic flying speed

He has my vote

I just realized how cracked this mf Damage is.

 

[The_Impress]

don't turn this into a slander thread

turn this into a slander thread

Armorchompy eats puppies for breakfast, get slander'd.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

We should also make a VSBW Blue User Tournament Bracket.

 

[KingNanaya]

We should also make a VSBW Blue User Tournament Bracket.

put me in, coach

 

[RandomGuy2345]

put me in, coach

You're not on my level, bro

 

[Armorchompy]

turn this into a slander thread

Armorchompy eats puppies for breakfast, get slander'd.

lunch*

 

[Nierre]

it's slander, so it's breakfast.

 

[KingNanaya]

You're not on my level, bro

why would I want to go down there? I'm happy at the top

 

[RandomGuy2345]

why would I want to go down there? I'm happy at the top

Clever, but you know what I meant.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

@KingNanaya pull up for the smoke

 

[KingNanaya]

@KingNanaya pull up for the smoke

I never fold, lil bro

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Who finna be the ref?

 

[DaMonkeMan]

No idea what this thread is about but I nominate KingTempest and ByAsura.
They seem like they could throw crazy hands against the others ngl.
Lephyr is probably strong as fck too but I doubt they'd really want to beat other staff members up so they're just a cheerleader for now.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

I vote Matthew Shredder, whose aura via a powerful name caused such a ruckus without ever visiting this place. Top tier staff member.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

I vote Matthew Shredder, whose aura via a powerful name caused such a ruckus without ever visiting this place. Top tier staff member.

Lol, dude, if we could nominate former staff then Weekly would be a top runner, it took almost the entire team of (active) staff members to finally ban him again.

 

[Crabwhale]

I vote Matthew Shredder, whose aura via a powerful name caused such a ruckus without ever visiting this place. Top tier staff member.

Now that's an old reference.

Lol, dude, if we could nominate former staff then Weekly would be a top runner, it took almost the entire team of (active) staff members to finally ban him again.

You don't know who Mathew Shredder is, do you. It was before your time to be fair, but make no mistake, he is not Mathew Schroeder.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Now that's an old reference.

You don't know who Mathew Shredder is, do you. It was before your time to be fair, but make no mistake, he is not Mathew Schroeder.

Makes sense.

 

[ImmortalDread]

Mathew Shredder is legend

 

[First_Witch]

I vote Matthew Shredder, whose aura via a powerful name caused such a ruckus without ever visiting this place. Top tier staff member.

The absolute goat. Still shook that that bloke didnt wrote one single post before getting nearly banned

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Now that's an old reference.

You don't know who Mathew Shredder is, do you. It was before your time to be fair, but make no mistake, he is not Mathew Schroeder.

What was once well known is now esoteric lore, a shame

 

[DaMonkeMan]

What was once well known is now esoteric lore, a shame

Explain what he did then.
Assuming it's not extremely rule breaking shit.

 

[Crabwhale]

We too shall fall into the same pit, as all things do.

 

[Kachon123]

Damage 100% is in the top 3 at the very least.