The Scotsman Insult Thread!

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

To any Samurai Jack fans out there, this should be a hoot! Come up with a neat insult, and try to keep the pace! I'll start it off:

YOU SWORD LOSIN' REBOOT HAVIN' BEARD GROWIN' ROMANCE DEVELOPIN'

 

[Soldier_Blue]

You armour wearin', gun usin', no shavin', no human killin' big baby!

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

WEAPON COLLECTIN', PURPOSE FORGETTIN', BABY GOAT KILLIN'

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Naked chick fightin', temper losin', talkin' to yourself bike ridin' weirdo!

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

WORLD SAVIN', FANDOM BREAKIN', DOG PEOPLE PROTECTIN', BEETLE BOT BATTLING', BACK TO THE PAST GETTIN',

 

[Laughing_Manson]

YOU DEATH CHEATIN', WOLF BEFRIENDING, TRAP LAYIN' INSIDE OF A CREATURE ESCAPIN' BAD TEA MAKIN' SISSY!

 

[Soldier_Blue]

To Ashi:
You ash & soot wearin', naked fightin', arrow in the eye shootin', best friend insultin', don't know what the heck is a deer pansy!

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

CHARACTER DEVELOPIN', LEAF WEARIN', ARMY FIGHTIN', TRUTH FINDIN', MOTHER KILLIN', SAMURAI SAVIN',

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Pond bathin', extra thicc buttocked, suicide interruptin', naked fightin', samurai kissin' little,

 

[FanofRPGs]

The Scotsman vs Demoman in an insult contest

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

Scotsman because no matter how hard Demoman roasts him, he'll always come back because of C E L T I C M A G I C

 

[Soldier_Blue]

By the time Scotsman is done with him, Demoman gonna run home to his mama all crying like a big baby.

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

WIFE LOSIN', TIME PARADOXIN', BACK TO THE PAST GETTIN', AKU KILLIN', BITTERSWEET ENDIN' BABY!

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Love findin', daughter rejectin', best friend's heart breakin', sword losin', time travellin' loser!

 

[PTSOXMONKEY99]

HALF AKU GIRLFRIEND HAVIN', ABRUPT ENDIN' WEIRDO