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The Grand Wizard Council

Shmooply said:
Even the most foolish of wizards knows that you must stay a virgin if you want to reach the true peak of knowledge and spellcasting, which is why I used forbidden magicks to turn myself into an eunuchoid. You cannot do nary a thing to me.
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Wow...
I kneel.
 
Why would I need maidens? My journey to mastery of the arcane has no need for such vixens! I will castrate myself NOW.
 
azontr said:
Why would I need maidens? My journey to mastery of the arcane has no need for such vixens! I will castrate myself NOW.
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To test your spells on.
Though I personally use this homeless orc I found in the valley (I have no ******* idea what I'm saying right now).
 
Orcs are homeless by choice, you absolute buffoon. They are a nomadic people.
 
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I am new to wizarding, so I must know:
Which of these creatures are we affiiliated with, and which are we against?
Dwarves
Goblins
Gnomes
Elves
Skeletons
Witches
Zombies
 
Shmooply said:
I believe this humorous image is quite inaccurate, as all know there is no such thing as an innocent goblin.
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There is, but you'd need access to the Orgostis Wormhole enabler artifact to travel to the world where they are, indeed, innocent.
 
Are we all aware that a couple of Air Elementals can apparently slam a green dragon? I was not until recently.
 
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