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THE FARTER VS THE CORPSE

Rules : Stats Equalized

Location : Morioh

Distance : 200 Metres

John Farts is allowed unlimited Burritoes and 5 Minutes of Prep

Beheaded cannot use his Resurrection abilities or the Queen's Reaper or Sewing Scissors.

John Farts :

The Beheaded :


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Why do we have to equalize stats exactly? Beheaded is 7.81 tons which is only 2.67x above John Fart's AP and the latter's durability upscales due to not taking any damage from his own strongest attacks. Resurrection requires a corpse, which there wouldn't be anyone around to fill that role according to SBA, unless Beheaded finds the cemetery. Queen's Rapier and Sewing Scissors are both melee weapons and John Fart typically fights at range. There are a bunch of other stuff Beheaded has access to that are more concerning anyway.
 
Resurrection requires a corpse, which there wouldn't be anyone around to fill that role according to SBA, unless Beheaded finds the cemetery.
SBA did say ‘no characters of either verse’ so I suppose there are still people around specifically reliable guys with bizarre haircuts

But aye this match- ehhh probably works as a versus thread? Note that we treat Homunculus form as a clump of cells that requires cellular level matter manip or smth like that to actually fight against it, so it’s better to set the fight at Dead Cells’s Lighthouse, where homunculi can be killed (with the fire already lit)
 
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