The debate of the Decade: A pencil vs Ultra Instinct Goku [serious]

[MilesTheMorales1]

No prep, Speed equalized

Son Goku vs a regular No. 2 pencil(not Doodle Bob's pencil)

Who wins?

 

[MilesTheMorales1]

Changed it to equalize speed

 

[Bob8999]

i genuinely cant tell if this is a joke, if its not goku stomps, if it is A: it should be moved to fun and games, B: good job?.. im not really sure what to do or say here.

 

[MilesTheMorales1]

Look at the tags for a hint. Goku is far from stomping, let alone tagging a pencil.

Btw, this is a real life pencil we're talking about.

 

[Ghostofthesea]

I like this. Answer: Stalemate. The pencil cannot erase, and goku cannot 'erase' the pencil.

 

[MilesTheMorales1]

Yeah, in retrospect this is definitely a shit thread. Can someone lock it?

 

[RayWarrior01]

The fact that this fight exists is making me lmao. However in all seriousness this match would have to be a draw. Unless of course goku can pop off of the canvas and snap the pencil, but only certain characters with Toon Force can do this. Goku doesn't have that. The pencil can't really do anything either seeing as goku is in color and can't be erased.

 

[Bob8999]

it can scribble on him and certain colored things can be erased or atleast lightened.

 

[Bob8999]

or mabye it could draw someone/something that could kill goku.

 

[RayWarrior01]

That is actually a good point, Perhaps an artist wields the pencil and draws a fighter worthy of fighting Goku

 

[MasterWarlord0]

Since Goku is a fictional character, he "exists" in humanity's collective imagination. If humanity doesn't exist, neither does Goku. Therefore, given enough time and a ridiculously improbable string of circumstances, the pencil somehow causes the extinction of mankind, erasing Goku from existence. Pencil takes the win 0.00000000001/10 times, otherwise it's a stalemate.

 

[The_Smashor]

Alternatively, in an unlikely series of events, the individual pencil is destroyed before Goku is lost from humanity's collective imagination.

 

[MasterWarlord0]

How does one define destroyed? Being the disorganized person I am, I've made do in English class with broken pieces of lead. If the piece of lead is thrown into the landfill, it could last 200 years according to this google search. Given the way things are going with the Coronavirus and such, it's conceivable that humanity dies before that.

 

[The_Smashor]

Coronavirus, while it will definately kill many people, has actually had a positive impact on the enviorment, and most likely a majority of humanity will survive it.

Also, pencils use Graphite, not Lead now.

 

[MasterWarlord0]

shit, i searched up graphite, but i accidentally typed lead.

 

[MilesTheMorales1]

Goku dies from lead poisoning GG

 

[MasterWarlord0]

But the pencil doesn't even exist in the reality as Goku, as the pencil is real and Goku is not.