The Authority vs Porky Minch

[Flashlight237]

Name a stupider match-up than this. I'll wait.

But yeah, this is 10-C Authority vs Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule

Here are their profiles:

The Authority's Profile
Porky's Profile

Dear god, this is going to cause chaos..!

The Authority: 0
Porky Minch: 0
Inconclusive: 0

 

[Arkansalter2]

Incon. Neither can really do much of anything to each other.

 

[Ebihara]

I dont see a way either of them can kill each other. voting incon.

 

[Flashlight237]

I dont see a way either of them can kill each other. voting incon.

Apparently the Authority has Longevity instead of Immortality, but I am convinced that it's immortality because Authority is imprisoned in a crystal that kept him alive without any amount of sustenance. Said crystal was only broken by Æsahættr, which based on prime Authority being a Tier 7-A 7D/8D smurf (or so I was told back when I made a 7-A Authority thread), is more than likely 7D or 8D itself. Dude basically only died because the crystal being broken allowed him to die naturally.