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SPITE BATTLES!!!

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Yeah, okay, he's joking.

Pure Hearts Mario vs. Base Game Sonic

(insert MFTL character here) vs. Sans...WITH SPEED EQUALIZED
 
Don't bother trying to reason with DReager1


You are talking to the guy who legitimately thinks Classic Bass can defeat Mega Man X, that Thor can beat Living Tribunal, that Iron Man can beat Squirrel girl, that Naruto can defeat Silver Surfer, that Sasuke Uchiha can beat Madara, or even worse, MegaMan.EXE, that Ichigo can defeat Darth Vader, and that various characters can defeat characters who are canonically superior to them, such as Thor v LT, IM vs SG, CB vs MMX, ETC. that Ryu or Iron Man can beat Samus, the list of his blatantly inaccurate battles goes on forever, he provides shitty reasoning/no reasoning at all,
 
Sirius The EM Troll said:
Don't bother trying to reason with DReager1

You are talking to the guy who legitimately thinks Classic Bass can defeat Mega Man X, that Thor can beat Living Tribunal, that Iron Man can beat Squirrel girl, that Naruto can defeat Silver Surfer, that Sasuke Uchiha can beat Madara, or even worse, MegaMan.EXE, that Ichigo can defeat Darth Vader, and that various characters can defeat characters who are canonically superior to them, such as Thor v LT, IM vs SG, CB vs MMX, ETC. that Ryu or Iron Man can beat Samus, the list of his blatantly inaccurate battles goes on forever, he provides shitty reasoning/no reasoning at all,
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Then it's best to simply ignore instead of bashing them and degrading them. His opinions are seemingly biased and shouldn't be taken seriously at the case, so don't awknowledge it.
 
Darth Vader vs Kaguya :v

Super Buu vs HST

Frieza vs Mass effect verse

Saitama vs COIE Anti-Monitor

Beerus vs The presence

Hit vs Narutoverse.
 
Sirius The EM Troll said:
A Sword Dancer said:
Canon movie only Star Wars characters vs all the people they have wins listed for in their profiles.
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Vader calls in the Death Star and nukes Obito, Kaguya and the SAO Verse
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Pretty sure the death star isn't listed as equipment vader can use in a battle.
 
Sirius The EM Troll said:
He still has access to it, since he's second in command only to Palpatine and a few Moffs.
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That's like saying that the president of the us in every live action show is city level because he can order a nuclear strike. It doesn't count. Vader would get rekt by the people he has wins against if he was canon vader, thats just obvious since his wins are as EU vader and EU vader is a higher tier so he wouldn't have any wins listed against anyone who wasn't also in that higher tier. Higher tiers stomp lower tiers.

Anyways you're taking this too seriously, this is a humor thread.

Saibaman vs Raditz.
 
Hitler vs the major in hellsing


Osama bin Laden vs saibamen


Kaguya vs Pegasus seiya


Goku vs EGD


Azathoth vs dark Schneider


Sakura vs Boa Hancock


Hercule vs the avengers


Stormtrooper vs koopa


Dogs vs dogs with lasers.
 
Superman VS Black Organization

Teletubbies VS Power Rangers

John Cena VS Superman

Al-Qaeda VS ISIS

Yamcha VS Team RWBY

Magikarp VS Arceus

England VS Iceland
 
Wingding341 said:
Superman VS Black Organization
Teletubbies VS Power Rangers

John Cena VS Superman

Al-Qaeda VS ISIS

Yamcha VS Team RWBY

Magikarp VS Arceus

England VS Iceland
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EU vs UK? no? alright I'll just move along.
 
The Hulk versus the guy with brittle bones disease from spongebob

Wolverine vs an MRI machine (starting inside the running machine.)

Michael J Fox vs an etch a sketch

Infant vs Galactus

Boot vs roach.

Boot vs, Spider

Boot vs fire

Grog the neanderthal vs that annoying little kid who does that one thing you hate

1 trillion lions versus the sun

The Hulk versus his own weight in Hornets
 
Spiderman vs Memories of uncle Ben + his love life + his occupation

Superman vs His will to belong

Batman vs The mourning of his parents

Captain America vs Fitting into a modern society

Hulk vs His emotions

Iron man vs His ego + A bottle of wine

Wonder Woman vs Her family not letting her bring a boy back home after a date

Shazam vs Those gambling machines that say "18+ only" on them

Cyclops vs Contact lenses

Wolverine vs A razor

Professor X vs Stairs

Sometimes our biggest spite threads lie not with other characters, but within ourselves.
 
SMG Mario vs. The Little Prince

Popeye vs. Luffy

Popeye vs. Asterix

Popeye vs. Captain America

(note: my brother thinks Captain America wins that last one)
 
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