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Skibidi Toilet has recently become one of the most popular verses on FC/OC. And like all popular verses, there will be some mistakes. My goal in this CRT isn't to make fun of the people who made those mistakes, but to fix them, and to hopefully vastley improve the Skibidi Toilet verse. So, let's jump into this
Part 1: Power levels
So obviously, there are characters that are more powerful than others in this verse. Let's talk about the diffrent power levels of the verse
Low-Tiers:
The low-tiers of the verse are the fodder background characters and foot soldiers. Your normal, everyday skibidi toilets, cameramen, speakermen, and TV men. These guys are kind of the baseline of the power of this verse. So how powerful do we have them now? Well, we currently have them at City Block level due to this calc, where some speakermen survived the explosion. Um, no? They didn't? They clearly got ******* vaporized instantly afterwards, why would they scale to this? They were a decent distance away from the explosion, and the guy that made the explosion clearly scales above them.
A supporting calc for this is this High 8-C explosion that several toilets survived. Few problems with this
So what do the low-tiers scale to? Wall level. Toilets can still survive decent sized explosions coming from smaller grenades and can survive large falls off of buildings, which is this powerful. For LS, they can rip off heads of Cameramen and Toilets, which puts everyone here at Class 5
Characters who scale:
The mid-tiers are the larger toilets and cameramen/speakermen. The ones with more advanced tech on them, the ones with stronger builds, ect. Currently, they scale to Large Town level, because they scale to Scientist Skibidi Toilet's 2nd mech, which scales to G-Man, who is Island level? How does that make sense? The calc is also SUPER iffy, and the guy in the 2nd part of the calc litteraly got diffrent values. That makes no sense.
So, my proposal, we throw out the laser calcs, as they're extremley iffy (there's not even proof that they're plasma so why use that?) and counteracts its own scaling, we downscale the 2nd mech to the mid-tiers, and move on from there.
So what do the mid-tiers scale to? Well, a good chunk of the mid-tiers survived a blast from the Camera Satellite, which has an 8-A calc. Well, it would, if we measured explosions using the diameter. But we don't. We use the radius. The actual yield, using their measurements, is:
63^3*((27136*1.37895 + 8649)^(1/2)/13568 - 93/13568)^2 = 20.0958862411 Tons of TnT (City Block level)
So obviously, the mid-tiers would be downgraded to City Block level. This is consistant with the prior City Block level calc I mentioned earlier, which was preformed by a mid-tier character (MJ Skibidi). So, very consistant City Block level for Mid-tiers.
For LS, they would scale to this calc, which actually looks pretty good. Not the newtons part, the KG part. So each Mid-Tier character would scale to 1,176,910 kg, or Class M LS
Characters who scale:
Currently, the high-tiers scale to Island level due to scaling to Detainer Astro Toilet's KE. The weight looks good, but the speed doesn't. I'll talk more about Skibidi Toilet's speed later, but he shouldn't scale to that speed, we can't calc stack like that. He also clearly isn't going warp speed, he seems to be going FAR slower. I actually did the measurements myself, and using G-Toilet's estimated width and watching frame-by-frame, Detainer crossed 38.3448 meters in 0.04166 seconds, which is 920.422 m/s.
Using the weight calculated in that post, we find that he hit G-Toilet with 18,608,058,731,932 Joules of energy, or 4,447.43 Tons of TnT (Small Town level+). That is a crazy downgrade, and consistant with G-Toilet violently fragmenting buildings, so this actually makes more sense than Island level
For LS, why do they scale to Class G? I get they upscale the mid-tiers by quite a bit, but not by literal hundreds of thousands of times. I think they would just scale to Detainer's weight, which still falls into Class M
Characters who scale:
Low-Tiers: Wall level (maybe at most Building level if you guys really want it), due to survivng massive falls, small explosions, and ripping each other apart. Class 5 LS due to ripping each other apart
Mid-Tiers: City Block level due to tanking the camera satellite explosion and pulverizing a steel door. Class M LS due to larger Cameramen lifting up massive steel doors
High-Tiers: Small Town level+ due to Detainer's AP & Destroying skyscrapers. Class M LS due to upscaling and due to Detainer's weight
Part 2: Speed
Currently, Skibidi Toilet scales to Sub-Relativisitic due to a really flimsly calc. Again, I think this calc should be flat out removed, as like the laser calcs, it's poorly done. The first half ot this one though, actually looks somewhat okay, and we can keep this for the verses reaction & combat speed, as people can dodge these lasers, so Hypersonic Skibidi Toilet
As for Detainer's warp speed, it looks okay, they use really iffy heights but whatever, this is okay for his TRAVEL speed while in warp speed
Part 3: Shockingly, Nothing Else
The big issue with the verse was the calcs and the scaling. Stuff like the hacks, intelligence, ect, is actually really well done. I think just actually properly scaling the verse is all that we need to fix.
Anyways, I went through hell to do this, so I hope you appreciate it. Although is wasn't horrifically bad, it still wasn't good, or funny, or enjoyable. You're welcome everyone
Part 1: Power levels
So obviously, there are characters that are more powerful than others in this verse. Let's talk about the diffrent power levels of the verse
Low-Tiers:
The low-tiers of the verse are the fodder background characters and foot soldiers. Your normal, everyday skibidi toilets, cameramen, speakermen, and TV men. These guys are kind of the baseline of the power of this verse. So how powerful do we have them now? Well, we currently have them at City Block level due to this calc, where some speakermen survived the explosion. Um, no? They didn't? They clearly got ******* vaporized instantly afterwards, why would they scale to this? They were a decent distance away from the explosion, and the guy that made the explosion clearly scales above them.
A supporting calc for this is this High 8-C explosion that several toilets survived. Few problems with this
- The calc is wrong. You use the RADIUS of the explosion, not the diameter. Using the correct numbers, I got 0.58 tons of TnT (Building level)
- We don't know how far away the toilets were from the explosion, which can massivley determine the yield that they survived
- Toilets frequently get demolished by explosions far less powerful than this one from weapons with way less yield, them surviving this is an outlier anyways
So what do the low-tiers scale to? Wall level. Toilets can still survive decent sized explosions coming from smaller grenades and can survive large falls off of buildings, which is this powerful. For LS, they can rip off heads of Cameramen and Toilets, which puts everyone here at Class 5
Characters who scale:
- Plungerman (Kills plenty of normal toilets)
- Camerawoman (Kills plenty of normal toilets)
- Black Tied Scientist Cameraman (Scalable to other cameramen)
- Dark Speakerman (Kills plenty of toilets)
- Speakerwoman (Comparable to other speakermen)
- TV Woman (Comparable to other TV people)
- Base Scientist Skibidi Toilet (2v1ed Plungerman & Dark Speakerman & nearly killed both of them)
- Claw Car Skibidi Toilet (Faught both Plungerman and Dark Speakerman)
- Secret Agent (Killed Plungerman)
- Camerawoman's weaponry
The mid-tiers are the larger toilets and cameramen/speakermen. The ones with more advanced tech on them, the ones with stronger builds, ect. Currently, they scale to Large Town level, because they scale to Scientist Skibidi Toilet's 2nd mech, which scales to G-Man, who is Island level? How does that make sense? The calc is also SUPER iffy, and the guy in the 2nd part of the calc litteraly got diffrent values. That makes no sense.
So, my proposal, we throw out the laser calcs, as they're extremley iffy (there's not even proof that they're plasma so why use that?) and counteracts its own scaling, we downscale the 2nd mech to the mid-tiers, and move on from there.
So what do the mid-tiers scale to? Well, a good chunk of the mid-tiers survived a blast from the Camera Satellite, which has an 8-A calc. Well, it would, if we measured explosions using the diameter. But we don't. We use the radius. The actual yield, using their measurements, is:
63^3*((27136*1.37895 + 8649)^(1/2)/13568 - 93/13568)^2 = 20.0958862411 Tons of TnT (City Block level)
So obviously, the mid-tiers would be downgraded to City Block level. This is consistant with the prior City Block level calc I mentioned earlier, which was preformed by a mid-tier character (MJ Skibidi). So, very consistant City Block level for Mid-tiers.
For LS, they would scale to this calc, which actually looks pretty good. Not the newtons part, the KG part. So each Mid-Tier character would scale to 1,176,910 kg, or Class M LS
Characters who scale:
- Black Tied Scientist's Mech (Harmed the mutants)
- Large Armed Cameraman (Could harm Scientist Skibidi Toilet's 2nd mech)
- Upgraded Camera Strider (Harmed the mutants)
- Dark Speakerman's Weapons (Killed a good sized toilet)
- Speakerwoman's Weapons (Killed a good sized toilet)
- Plycephaly (Comparable to other large speakermen and cameramen)
- Scientist Skibidi Toilet's 2nd Mech (Harmed Plycephaly)
- Buzzsaw Mutant Skibidi Toilet (Killed several large speakermen)
- SWAT Mutant Skibidi Toilet (Scalable to Buzzsaw Mutant)
- Berserker Mutant Skibidi Toilet (Killed several large speakermen)
- Plungerman Glitchmobile (OG Glitch Toilet one-shot several large speakermen. With the vehicle, he could harm Berserker Mutant, destroy a weapon on Scientist's first mech (wouldn't scale to the mech as that part was notibley weaker than the rest of him), and could kill larger toilets easily)
- TV Woman's head's durability (Her head could survive explosions that killed large sized toilets)
Currently, the high-tiers scale to Island level due to scaling to Detainer Astro Toilet's KE. The weight looks good, but the speed doesn't. I'll talk more about Skibidi Toilet's speed later, but he shouldn't scale to that speed, we can't calc stack like that. He also clearly isn't going warp speed, he seems to be going FAR slower. I actually did the measurements myself, and using G-Toilet's estimated width and watching frame-by-frame, Detainer crossed 38.3448 meters in 0.04166 seconds, which is 920.422 m/s.
Using the weight calculated in that post, we find that he hit G-Toilet with 18,608,058,731,932 Joules of energy, or 4,447.43 Tons of TnT (Small Town level+). That is a crazy downgrade, and consistant with G-Toilet violently fragmenting buildings, so this actually makes more sense than Island level
For LS, why do they scale to Class G? I get they upscale the mid-tiers by quite a bit, but not by literal hundreds of thousands of times. I think they would just scale to Detainer's weight, which still falls into Class M
Characters who scale:
- Titan cameraman (Faught with G-Toilet)
- Upgraded Camera Strider's Visor Shot (Would've harmed G-Toilet)
- Titan Speakerman & Charged Titan Speakerman (Faught with G-Toilet)
- Titan TV Man & Upgraded Titan TV Man (Faught with G-Toilet)
- G-Toilet (Faught with Detainer Astro Toilet)
- Scientist Skibidi Toilet's 1st Mech (Faught with the titans)
- Dual Laser Launcher Skibidi Toilet (Took both Titans to put him down)
- Skull Dismantler Skibidi Toilet (Faught with Titan Cameraman)
- Berserker Mutant Skibidi Toilet's Anti-Titan Bomb (Damaged Titan cameraman)
- Assailant Astrotoilet (Faught with the titans)
- Detainer Astro Toilet (Preformed the feats)
- Juggernaut Astro Toilet (One-shot G-Toilet's shield, which took hits from Detainer Astro Toilet)
Low-Tiers: Wall level (maybe at most Building level if you guys really want it), due to survivng massive falls, small explosions, and ripping each other apart. Class 5 LS due to ripping each other apart
Mid-Tiers: City Block level due to tanking the camera satellite explosion and pulverizing a steel door. Class M LS due to larger Cameramen lifting up massive steel doors
High-Tiers: Small Town level+ due to Detainer's AP & Destroying skyscrapers. Class M LS due to upscaling and due to Detainer's weight
Part 2: Speed
Currently, Skibidi Toilet scales to Sub-Relativisitic due to a really flimsly calc. Again, I think this calc should be flat out removed, as like the laser calcs, it's poorly done. The first half ot this one though, actually looks somewhat okay, and we can keep this for the verses reaction & combat speed, as people can dodge these lasers, so Hypersonic Skibidi Toilet
As for Detainer's warp speed, it looks okay, they use really iffy heights but whatever, this is okay for his TRAVEL speed while in warp speed
Part 3: Shockingly, Nothing Else
The big issue with the verse was the calcs and the scaling. Stuff like the hacks, intelligence, ect, is actually really well done. I think just actually properly scaling the verse is all that we need to fix.
Anyways, I went through hell to do this, so I hope you appreciate it. Although is wasn't horrifically bad, it still wasn't good, or funny, or enjoyable. You're welcome everyone
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