She-Hulk vs… Herself!?

[Tots_Real]

She-Hulk (Comics) vs She-Hulk (MCU)
Another Legal Case battle
Case: Local nuisance and low-ranking member of the Calamari Gang, Scud O’brain, was picked up last Friday for reportedly using a pair of quantum gloves to pickpocket multiple wallets. There are multiple witness accounts and security camera footage that place him at the scene of the crimes though there is still no definitive proof that he is guilty.

She-Hulk

She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters) is a Marvel Comics superheroine. A cousin to Dr. Bruce Banner, although they largely view each other as siblings, Walters once received an emergency blood transfusion from him when she was wounded, which led to her acquiring a version of his Hulk condition. As such...

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She-Hulk (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Now whether I like it or not, I am forever She-Hulk.She-Hulk Well yeah, that's what Hulks do, we smash things. Bruce smashes buildings, I smash fourth walls and bad endings, and sometimes Matt Murdock.Jen Walters to K.E.V.I.N. Jennifer Sue "Jen" Walters, Esq. is a former attorney at Goodman...

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Presuming that the Judge and Jury are unbaised and will base their opinions on the testimony and evidence provided by each side
Comic She-Hulk is Prosecution
MCU She-Hulk is Defense
Both have a week of addition prep outside of normal court procedures
Speed Equalized (?)

 

[Tots_Real]

bump

 

[Tots_Real]

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[Suigetsuhyugs]

Comics she hulk is much smarter and more experienced but this case seems hard for her, it doesnt matter how good of a lawyer you are, its almost impossible to convict a person with just circumstantial evidence, even if she managed to use her power to get the gloves still wont be enough, if it was a real comic im sure they would find a "Quantum particles trail" in the wallets that would link the gloves to the crime and i guess that would be enough evidence. Without clear evidence MCU Jen doesnt have to do anything she would just have the case dismissed.

 

[Mickey1940]

shouldn't this be in Fun and Games since they aren't punching each other

 

[Sir_Marvulous]

shouldn't this be in Fun and Games since they aren't punching each other

No. We've had Ace Attorney vs Among Us before

 

[Mickey1940]

No. We've had Ace Attorney vs Among Us before

ah ok

 

[Mickey1940]

in that case I got nothing to say. The only thing I know about the She Hulk Disney TV show is that she twerks. And I only know that cuz the internet decided to explode over that one aspect

 

[AThe1412]

in that case I got nothing to say. The only thing I know about the She Hulk Disney TV show is that she twerks. And I only know that cuz the internet decided to explode over that one aspect

To be fair, twerking was the only thing she was good at. The court scenes were... not the most well written, to say the least.

 

[Mickey1940]

To be fair, twerking was the only thing she was good at. The court scenes were... not the most well written, to say the least.

bruh

 

[Samael_010]

To be fair, twerking was the only thing she was good at. The court scenes were... not the most well written, to say the least.

her twerk aint good

 

[Tots_Real]

shouldn't this be in Fun and Games since they aren't punching each other

Match ups don't technically have to be fighting, as long as it's a competition and 7 people agree on an outcome it can be added.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

This seems interesting. I definitely know comics Jen is the more competent lawyer, but like mentioned above, this case would be tougher for her since she has more going against her. However, where I think that experience would help is in finding where to look for evidence next, who to get testimonies from, and practically anything that would help her regain ground.

If Comics!Jen gets enough to more convincingly prove to the judge and jury that Scud was behind the crime, I don't know that MCU!Jen's lawyer capabilities could match her comic counterpart if it goes that far.

So the issue becomes, can Comics Jen get that kind of evidence to support her case? I think she may, especially if she manages to get testimonies and/or statements from other Calamari gang members to use in court.

Just because I think her experience may potentially get her out of that jam, I'm leaning towards comics Jen.