Sans For Smash Cult

[MLPlover2011]

Mario stomps all of MLP. So does Sonic. Stop lying to yourself.

Canon Mario and Sonic beat Canon MLP

But Meme MlP destroy Meme Mario and Meme Sonic

 

[MLPlover2011]

Luigi has been Rejected

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Meme MLP DIES miserably. It's weak AF.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Meme MLP DIES miserably. It's weak AF.

Not if I turn Derpy into a ripoff of that 2005 Sonic meme

A fine question. On the surface, one would call him a hidden character from the Obscure MLP title, "MLP." That answers is a bit oversimplified, however, and much like calling Cthulhu "that squid." To be honest, we don't fully understand what

Derpy is, but we do know the following:

Derpy Hooves is not of this world.

It is neither machine, nor truly alive, and thus it can never die.

It is the antithesis of life.

It is the void in which existence itself is meaningless, and hence suffers eternal hunger. A hunger for the life it can never aspire to.

It's insatiable appetite is for souls, and yours will do nicely.

SHe is every pain you have ever felt, and every illness you have ever feared.

SHe is all your darkest secrets, and some that you have yet to discover.

SHe is everything and nothing.

SHe is the future.

SHe is the Omega.

SHe is slightly orange, and somewhat fuzzy.

They say if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss stares back. If you stare at Derpy for long enough, it will not only stare back, but feast upon our eye balls from the inside as well.

MLP R is notable in the steaming pile of MLP spin-offs, is that the game is, was, and forever shall be CURSED. Anyone who has ever played this game has wound up dead, or worse. Anyone who claims to have played it and survived, sanity intact, is a bold-face liar and should be punched in the face immediately. The stories on this site have been painstakingly researched and culled from the Internet (read: stuff I posted elsewhere.) Read these terrifying, true accounts, and may God have mercy on your soul -- before the Derpy gets to it first.

Now I might ripoff Weegee next (Maybe)

 

[Vegeta_Doll]

But do they have MLG no scope Mario on their side

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Derpy is weak. Mario stomps her with no effort. Big Chungus stomps both.

 

[MLPlover2011]

But do they have MLG no scope Mario on their side


Luigi one shot Mario

 

[MLPlover2011]

Derpy is weak. Mario stomps her with no effort. Big Chungus stomps both.

 

[Vegeta_Doll]

But do they have MLG no scope Mario on their side


Luigi one shot Mario


Your doomed your all doomed

 

[MLPlover2011]

But do they have MLG no scope Mario on their side


Luigi one shot Mario


Your doomed your all doomed


Obey the Weegee doll he is your master for eternity

 

[Christian_Higdon]

F**k Derpy. Not only is she a lie, but she's weak. She's a dead meme that deserved the death she got. Meanwhile...

Chungus is a god. A true god.

 

[MLPlover2011]

F**k Derpy. Not only is she a lie, but she's weak. She's a dead meme that deserved the death she got. Meanwhile...

Chungus is a god. A true god.

She isn't weak if she copies Weegee

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Since when has she grown to where she engulfs a galaxy? Since when has she duplicated to where not even the screen can fit her? She's nothing but claims and fiction while Chungus has done feats.

Stop denying the truth.

 

[MLPlover2011]

Since when has she grown to where she engulfs a galaxy? Since when has she duplicated to where not even the screen can fit her? She's nothing but claims and fiction while Chungus has done feats.

Stop denying the truth.

Derpy eats Weegees for breakfast

 

[DerpyLulu]

F**k Derpy. Not only is she a lie, but she's weak. She's a dead meme that deserved the death she got. Meanwhile...
Chungus is a god. A true god.

You did mentioned me... Real Shit?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Weegee eats Derpy for breakfast

Fixed that.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

You did mentioned me... Real Shit?

Not you.

 

[DerpyLulu]

Ok...

 

[Vegeta_Doll]

Behold! Ultimate Walleo

 

[MLPlover2011]

Weegee and Tails Doll are Derpy's slaves

Fixed that.

Fixed it again

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Weegee stomps Derpy. Case closed.