Ren vs Spongebob

[GoCommitDi]

so i think thats 2 for spongebob 2 for ren and 2 for incon (i think) though to be fair spongebob does have a stamina advantage

 

[Christian_Higdon]

What were Spongebob's reasons?

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Bump

 

[Walker21232123]

Ren

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

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[Modernmyrmidon]

Ren FRA

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

What are the votes?

 

[I_really_love_f00d]

Spongebob FRA

 

[Bald_Doofenshmirtz]

Spongeboob FRA

 

[Modernmyrmidon]

What were Spongebob's reasons?

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

If I counted right:

4 - Spongebob

4 - Ren

2 - Incon

 

[GoCommitDi]

magic pencil, stamina, using the magic book/pencil to return if BFRd, potentially destroying the time machine with water or goofy goober guitar and other stuff i forgot

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Magic Pencil, which has already been said to be really small.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

b u m p

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

BUMP

 

[GoCommitDi]

forgot to mention, sponge has duplication so ren's gonna have to deal with several, if not hundreds of spongebobs ganging up on him

 

[Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E]

forgot to mention, sponge has duplication so ren's gonna have to deal with several, if not hundreds of spongebobs ganging up on him

Oh yeah.

 

[GoCommitDi]

and as i said, he could destroy ren's time machine with goofy goober guitar

 

[Bobsican]

Spongebob has type 1 acausality anyways, once again, so he won´t be affected by it to begin with.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

bump

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

bump

 

[GoCommitDi]

forgot to mention, sponge has duplication so ren's gonna have to deal with several, if not hundreds of spongebobs ganging up on him

also this will surely wear off ren since he has inferior stamina compared to spongebob

and even if ren chucked one of the clones into his time machine, there'd be multiple other spongebobs he'd have to deal with and the time machine doesnt really have durability feats so it could just be destroyed by spongebob (either by his clumsiness or his immense flood of water, which he can do in this key)

and as bobsican said, spongebob has type 1 acausality so BFRing him through time just adds salt to the wound

 

[GoCommitDi]

also speaking of ren's superior lifting strength, spongebob could just teleport or melt himself out of harm's way

 

[GoCommitDi]

bump

 

[GoCommitDi]

Oh yeah, would Spongebob really just stand there and let ren toss him into a machine? I get he can be dumb but certainly not that dumb, in this key he has the mobility and agility to literally dance around the time machine and let it float away with bubbles, destroy it with water, erase it, or simply zap a guitar at it

he also has a big peepee stamina advantage, and like how I said above, Spongebob using duplication on him would result in Ren having to fend off multiple different spongebobs, which he'd get exhausted from, heck even if Ren were to make the sponge explode, it would result in clones too

 

[Buttersamuri]

Yea. Teleport is in character, and when fighting, spongebob takes it more seriously, and having skills and experience over ten. Trying to restrain them is hard enough. Especially adding in spongebob can lol no himself away with in character teleportation

 

[GoCommitDi]

Also we did go over in another thread spongebob can't be KOd (because the amount of times he's gone without his brain is super consistent and the writers are consistently self-aware of the character's regen and spongebob's natural sponge physiology) so RIP ren's sleeper hold

 

[Buttersamuri]

Going spongebob (assuming not a stomp)

 

[GoCommitDi]

Actually now that i think about it, what are ren's wincons?

Spongebob has type 1 acausality and could destroy the time machine by shooting out water or sucking it with a reef blower (he used it to suck up Plankton in the 2nd movie) so there goes BFR

Ren's shotguns wont work because mid-high lolnopes that, sleeper hold won't work either because spongebob's natural sponge physiology renders his skin too squeaky for that

Ren has low-high regen but spongebob is a black belt karate master, so he would go for the KO if they went physical, which is his usual tactic, and ren is no stranger to being KOd

Spongebob could outlast with type 7 immortality and far superior regen

A magical pencil spongebob used offensively on Doodlebob to erase him and an invisible spray spongebob used to mess with people >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shotguns, fake nipples and an oar

spongebob's range, "hundreds of meters with bubble manipulation" seems better than "higher when enranged or with weapons"

If ren blows up spongebob to pieces, then it just results in clones (and besides, mid-high would lolnope an explosion anyway)

If spongebob gets grabbed by ren's class 25 lifting strength, he could teleport out like how he did to Squidwards traps in one episode, and if he gets tossed, he could teleport back like how he did when Squidward tossed him during a situation where he feared for his life, he also used teleportation during a dire situation when he was far away from his destinatio

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Then how the **** does Ren win, Mr. Wall of Text?

 

[GoCommitDi]

 

[Buttersamuri]

Then how the **** does Ren wi, Mr. Wall of Text?


GoCommitDi wrote: Actually now that i think about it, what are ren's wincons?

 

[Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E]

SpongeBob FRA (If I haven't already siding with GoCommitDie's reasoning as he is spitting straight facts now actually, Ren K. Is straight up ****** even if he's nuke level).

 

[GoCommitDi]

6 (if this really isnt a stomp for the one who lives in a pineapple)

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

I change my vote to Spongebob FRA

 

[GoCommitDi]

Grace (if this still isnt a stomp)

 

[Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E]

What's that for again?

 

[GoCommitDi]

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Then how the **** does Ren win, Mr. Wall of Text?

 

[Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E]

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Yeah but it threw me off of what it meant. Sorry.

 

[GoCommitDi]

It's no problem