Reincarnation Wars 12

[Christian_Higdon]

"Fine. So I like them raw. So what?"

 

[Overlord775]

"You could get constipations and die"

 

[PsychoWarper]

"When I get hungry I eat some pizza... not rotting heads"

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

"I want them grilled. I dunno, I like a lot of flesh now recently. Give me one, c'mon. Let's.......share, shall we?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"It's what that pale thing did to me." He said, referring to 096.

 

[Overlord775]

[this]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Yeah, I'm not dealing with this shit."

I skip a minute with my time powers.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I'll just wait now. Wouldn't wanna lose the supply, would we?" He said.

 

[Overlord775]

"The heads in your bag are of Bidoofs, right ?"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Nope. They were of actual people. We got rid of the bidoofs."

 

[PsychoWarper]

I walk ahead of everyone and start looking around.

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

"Hey, do you wanna know the recipe of "Grilled Exotic Human Meat with Brain and Blood Dip Sauce in a Skull"? I invented it few minutes ago."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Hmm....MAYBE." He said, before beginning to slouch in a weird position. He was now fully in the bag.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

"so anyone has a grand plan do deal with this? Or we just plow through everything?"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"I'mma just plow through for right now."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"I'll stay in here and let Ed deal with the bag I'm in. Along with Griffin."

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

"Nope, we're not going to do plowing. Or not because we can't form any sound strategies if we don't know what we're going to fight against. I'mma plowing."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Just don't give them the chance to show us then." i say while snickering

 

[Overlord775]

"Nope. They were of actual people. We got rid of the bidoofs."

Inside the soul realm thingo:

Shyriu: ... why are we even working with this guy ?

Yharon: Because he reminds me of home.

Reshiram: I think we should just put him in under mental care

World Destroyer: Reshiram is right

Jake: Let's just talk about it later, we have more important stuff to do.

Meanwhile In the physical world:

Jake looks at The Stranger with a poker face.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

"Well if anyone has a better idea mind as well say it cuz our informant who is apparently female which i didn't know is in a coma and is probs the most reliable person than most of us really in terms of thinking"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

He can't see you. He's busy staying in the bag.

[Yeah, mental care? Many tried that before.]

[Also, Smol Lizard with poker face.]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"You guys shouldn't rely so much on one person, especially when they can be taken out of commision so easily."

 

[Overlord775]

"You don't blame an army for following his general's orders"

 

[Blahblah9755]

"Stranger, you shouldn't eat heads, they can give you mad cow disease. Though I think I read that the rest of the body isn't too bad."

I walk over to Griffin in the bag, if she's out after getting a new soul it could be that her body can't handle its new powers. I decide I should try calming and strengthening her body a little. I jab her in a few places to increase the blood flow, through her body to reduce bodily strain and follow it up a few needles and electric shocks, a pretty standard electro therapy aimed to reduce tension and numb the body. Then I jab her in the heart.

Nah-Bong Chim Needle Ryu: No Pai

I then project a copy of the Sage's cane, create a portal, reach in and pull out a spirit fruit.

"You should be able to handle this." I shove the fruit into her mouth and force her to chew it by moving her jaw with my hands. This probably looks really dumb from the outside.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Well, the army needs to think for themselves when the general has a seizure you know."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Apparently, the rotten meat got to him as his mouth was wide open and his eyes were crossed. He couldn't speak as of now, as he went out unconscious. At this point, he'd need to be dragged around, bag or body.

 

[Blahblah9755]

"Since when was Griffin our general?" I begin creating hundreds of thousands of clones and send them into the castle to scout.

"Let's move. Avoid any fights you can to save strength and try to locate Kura. Once we figure out where she is and what her situation is, we can figure out how to help her. That's all we need to do."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

The clown got up for a little and tried to answer, but some jumbled mess came out due to the lack of brain power. He went out cold.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"I'd say all the clones that suddenly appeared have that for the time being."

 

[Overlord775]

"What's was that thing you made Griffin eat ? And can i have one too ?"

I ask Blane.

 

[PsychoWarper]

I look at the toon "Looks like we got another one guys"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[There's proof that I'm already a monster.]

 

[Overlord775]

[I do not care.]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[Really, you just made me more of one.]

The clown was getting a bit intense in behavior. In one second, he'd be shouting gibberish, and the next he'd be sobbing, holding his head. What the hell was happening here?

 

[Blahblah9755]

"It's a spirit fruit. They can make you stronger, but for most people if you're someone who's unable to control your subconscious they'll kill you. Most of our group will probably die if they eat one, though as a dragon you'll be fine. Here."

I toss one towards Jake's mouth. After he bites into it, I add "by the way, it's probably the worst thing you'll ever taste."

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Has a minute passed?]

 

[Overlord775]

I almost vomit, but i resist .

"ew, that tasted like plaguebringer meat."

 

[Blahblah9755]

[Yeah, a minute shoulda passed by now.]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Eh, i'll take one. I'll probably live." i say, the alst bit sounding slighly sarcastic

 

[Overlord775]

[Hl3 can you start giving people the SCP virus thing ?]