Pulsimann fights the biggest threat of his life

[Christian_Higdon]

Speed Equalized.

L

rd English has his base form powers.

Pulsimann has prep-time.

Who wins?

Pulsimann: 0

Lord English: 4

Tie: 0

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Even if no one sides with me, I will never give up.

(I forgot how to turn stronker off, sorry)

 

[Christian_Higdon]

YOU'LL DIE. LIKE HIM.

 

[Yellowpig10]

once again, i could try to help but i'm gonna just put all my money on english

 

[Christian_Higdon]

once again, i could try to help but i'm gonna just put all my money on english

I'm gonna die, and he's gonna be the cause.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Also this might be relevant.

 

[Yellowpig10]

once again, i could try to help but i'm gonna just put all my money on english

I'm gonna die, and he's gonna be the cause.

sucks to be you lol

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Sorry Pulsimann, but English has you beaten in every category.

Green Daddy wins.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

PLEASE, I BE-

Gets shot all over

YOU'RE NEXT.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

DON'T YOU DARE BLAME THAT DOUBLE POST ON ME. I'LL TURN YOUR HEAD PURPLE.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

By the way, I hope you do not regret giving me preparation time, Lord.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

YOU ALREADY KNOW ENOUGH OF ME, PULSIMANN. IF YOU WANNA FIGHT, I'M ALREADY HERE.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

(By the way, this is what I am holding. Because I know not everyone knows.)

 

[Christian_Higdon]

IT'S YOUR CHOICE. LEAVE, OR I SHALL ASCEND.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Just stab him before he ascends

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Do you realize that the term ascend refers to going God Tier, which is something English did before becoming, well, English?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

God Tier Lord English. Oh, boy.

YOU STILL LIVE?

 

[Uselessnoob245]

Just stab him before he ascends

Kill his parents, End of Story.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Do you realize that the term ascend refers to going God Tier, which is something English did before becoming, well, English?

Nobody here has read homestuck so we wouldn't know that

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Kill his parents, End of Story.

THAT WOULD WORK ON THANOS, BUT NOT ME.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

God Tier Lord English. Oh, boy.

Going God Tier is nothing impresive by Homestuck standards.

Kill his parents, End of Story.

Yes, lets use time paradoxes to kill the Lord of Time.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

NOT BEFORE I ERASE THE WIKIA AND ALL THE REST.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

It was sarcasm.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

YOU ALL KNOW HOW I TAKE JOKES.

 

[Seol404]

Lord English has Pulsimann beat in every category, also again, he doesn't even need to be called "Ascended" since hes only mildly exaggerated

 

[Uselessnoob245]

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/80838

 

[Christian_Higdon]

YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T NEED TO ASCEND HERE, BECAUSE IF I DID, I'VE ALREADY WON.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

A shame the Caledfwlch is not being considered. Anyway, I need to sleep.

And figure out how to turn stronker off, the red vision is anoying.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I think im the only one other than Rodri who read Homestuck here lmao

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR DEATH HURTS.

 

[MaxForward]

I'm currently reading the start of Act 2.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Oh Pulsimann, what did you get yourself into?

Anyway, this battle is kind of unfair since Pulsimann is still a WIP, maybe later he could put up a better fight.

@Max

Try to avoid spoilers.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Oh Pulsimann, what did you get yourself into?
Anyway, this battle is kind of unfair since Pulsimann is still a WIP, maybe later he could put up a better fight.

@Max

Try to avoid spoilers.

HE TRIED TO DEAL WITH ME.

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

Shut up yaoi shipper.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I HOPE YOU'LL BRING IN A STRONGER PULSIMANN, BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON.