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Plot Synopsis: Somewhere in a certain familiar dimension of New York; Chapolin appears out of nowhere from a looooong day of being summoned & helping people in many verses amongst learning & evolving from the experiences of, so he rested and enjoyed the view for a while... Suddenly Chapulin picks up someone nearby and a just as familiar figure swung his way to a different Skyscraper...
Chapolin recognized him as Spider-Man, one of the greats actually. Chapolin knew of Spidey amongst his secret identity (Chap has mentioned him in a few episodes actually, Lion-O, amongst other familiar figures he is quite lectured in aside Marvel or DC) Of course even the league talked about him. Chapulin although typically intially shy to idea has eventually promised to spar with Pete in "An advanced form of Punch Out" Some day, to which when given the time; Peter agreed to. Remembering this, Chap approached him.
"Hey Peter Parker! Remember m--?"
However instead of being greeted in peace, Spider-Man was up and alert and shot Chapulin with webbing; Chapulin humorously dodged them in a familiar rendition the Peter of the world he's in did with his fight with Green Goblin...
"Ha! I suspected it from the very beginning! Not a scratch on me Parker!"
"Woah I had that major deja vu moment there... How did you know my secret identity???... Look I have no idea who in the hell you are; I've been through a lot lately and I have little to no patience for any other photograhpy or novice thugs right now, if you're here for trouble you have another thing coming shortie so could you Beat it!"
Chapolin was understandably baffled, though it didn't took long for it to set in... He was not quite talking to the MAIN Spider Man Chapolin was promised to... In fact it was plastered on the Alternative Peter's Tobey Maguire face as Chapulin realized the grave mistake for going guns blazing... And it appears Chapulin teleported to the timeline that this Pete was still sorta under the influences of the symbiotic effects; which Chap at one point familiarly sensed and would explain the brasher behavior.
"Woah wait hang on, there was a big misunderstanding here um..."
Spider-Man was having none of it so he started shooting webbing again, Chapulin successfully evades them again albeit more effort now and one of them struck his antennas, the Spider Man in particular was not up for a conversation at the moment...
"They take advantage of my nobility... Wait why are you attacking me? I'm not actually here to hurt you! And I am sensing that Black goo on you and its bad news for your anatomy, you told me more about it... Or another you told me--it's a long story um--"
"My Senses say otherwise! Stay where you are chump! And you won't get hurt... Much..."
"I guess we're doing this now, this is sort of a spar; the Doc is probably going to kill me... Good Citizens follow my lead!"
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Rules:
IN THIS CORNER
(Cue thematic/Alternative Opening)
Hailing from "parts unknown"! 5'4 in stature & weighing in at 108 pounds! (His live action counterpart was played by the creator himself after all. Chapolin's just as Little Mac stature is subject to a running gag). Despite not being the most handsome and graceful of superhero's, he still has a great heart saving the lives of countless people throughout history. This funny looking red insect man still has more up his sleeves then one would think that one shouldn't underestimate!
He's More agile then a Ninja Turtle! Far stronger then the Super Mouse! More noble then Lettuce! And alternatively, most Intelligent then a Donkey, His greatest shield/coat of arms of all? IS HIS HEART! The empathic crouching moron but hidden badass ingenuity that this lad represents! Your Cordial Omnidirectional Trekking Tasking Seeker, THE STUPENDOUS...
Chapolin Colorado!!/Vermillion Grasshopper!!/"The 'Old Guy' from Fornite":
"Good Citizens follow my lead!"
"Whatever trickery you shoot from your rear end that it may be, you couldn't count on my Cunning 'Peter'. Your movements will always be coldly calculated to me!"
IN THIS CORNER
(Cue Thematic)
Hailing from Downtown New York! 5'10 in stature & Weighing in at 166 pounds! Initially your local nerdy pushover, when bitten by a Radioactive Spider however; BIG changes happened and his life was undoubtably changed forever. This Spider Man still packs quite the punch amongst versatile organic webbing, innovative in delivering pizza alongside delivering some pretty damn good justice with just as effective attitude so grand and iconic that they've became immortalized in Memes!
He is the sensational, the deadly, but also your Friendly (In some cases) Neighborhood, THE AMAZING...
Spider Man!! (Sam Rami Edition)/Bully Maguire:
"That's a cute toy hammer! Did your mother gave it to you?"
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye... Aww Look at little 'Grasshopper Jr'... Gonna Cry?"
Battle Music
Chapolin recognized him as Spider-Man, one of the greats actually. Chapolin knew of Spidey amongst his secret identity (Chap has mentioned him in a few episodes actually, Lion-O, amongst other familiar figures he is quite lectured in aside Marvel or DC) Of course even the league talked about him. Chapulin although typically intially shy to idea has eventually promised to spar with Pete in "An advanced form of Punch Out" Some day, to which when given the time; Peter agreed to. Remembering this, Chap approached him.
"Hey Peter Parker! Remember m--?"
However instead of being greeted in peace, Spider-Man was up and alert and shot Chapulin with webbing; Chapulin humorously dodged them in a familiar rendition the Peter of the world he's in did with his fight with Green Goblin...
"Ha! I suspected it from the very beginning! Not a scratch on me Parker!"
"Woah I had that major deja vu moment there... How did you know my secret identity???... Look I have no idea who in the hell you are; I've been through a lot lately and I have little to no patience for any other photograhpy or novice thugs right now, if you're here for trouble you have another thing coming shortie so could you Beat it!"
Chapolin was understandably baffled, though it didn't took long for it to set in... He was not quite talking to the MAIN Spider Man Chapolin was promised to... In fact it was plastered on the Alternative Peter's Tobey Maguire face as Chapulin realized the grave mistake for going guns blazing... And it appears Chapulin teleported to the timeline that this Pete was still sorta under the influences of the symbiotic effects; which Chap at one point familiarly sensed and would explain the brasher behavior.
"Woah wait hang on, there was a big misunderstanding here um..."
Spider-Man was having none of it so he started shooting webbing again, Chapulin successfully evades them again albeit more effort now and one of them struck his antennas, the Spider Man in particular was not up for a conversation at the moment...
"They take advantage of my nobility... Wait why are you attacking me? I'm not actually here to hurt you! And I am sensing that Black goo on you and its bad news for your anatomy, you told me more about it... Or another you told me--it's a long story um--"
"My Senses say otherwise! Stay where you are chump! And you won't get hurt... Much..."
"I guess we're doing this now, this is sort of a spar; the Doc is probably going to kill me... Good Citizens follow my lead!"
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Rules:
- Both are 8-C (Live Action Chapulin is used. And as stated before: Peter does have the Black Suit on this one, to make things more interesting). But Chapolins magic ring AND Magic Wand are restricted for obvious reasons (Otherwise Spidey would be an imported figure or meet a very suggestive, but terrible fate by now... I was actually looking for a parody video of No Way Home to title for those to find personally as an example, but it's not there anymore on YouTube. So just search the hottest Spider Man genderbend you can personally find to get the idea because although I found one, I am not fully certain that I can show any! xD).
- Speed Equalized.
- Battle takes place on top the good old wide area New Yorkin Rooftops for one of them to convientally fight in, hop, or swing around.
IN THIS CORNER
(Cue thematic/Alternative Opening)
Hailing from "parts unknown"! 5'4 in stature & weighing in at 108 pounds! (His live action counterpart was played by the creator himself after all. Chapolin's just as Little Mac stature is subject to a running gag). Despite not being the most handsome and graceful of superhero's, he still has a great heart saving the lives of countless people throughout history. This funny looking red insect man still has more up his sleeves then one would think that one shouldn't underestimate!
He's More agile then a Ninja Turtle! Far stronger then the Super Mouse! More noble then Lettuce! And alternatively, most Intelligent then a Donkey, His greatest shield/coat of arms of all? IS HIS HEART! The empathic crouching moron but hidden badass ingenuity that this lad represents! Your Cordial Omnidirectional Trekking Tasking Seeker, THE STUPENDOUS...
Chapolin Colorado!!/Vermillion Grasshopper!!/"The 'Old Guy' from Fornite":
"Good Citizens follow my lead!"
"Whatever trickery you shoot from your rear end that it may be, you couldn't count on my Cunning 'Peter'. Your movements will always be coldly calculated to me!"
IN THIS CORNER
(Cue Thematic)
Hailing from Downtown New York! 5'10 in stature & Weighing in at 166 pounds! Initially your local nerdy pushover, when bitten by a Radioactive Spider however; BIG changes happened and his life was undoubtably changed forever. This Spider Man still packs quite the punch amongst versatile organic webbing, innovative in delivering pizza alongside delivering some pretty damn good justice with just as effective attitude so grand and iconic that they've became immortalized in Memes!
He is the sensational, the deadly, but also your Friendly (In some cases) Neighborhood, THE AMAZING...
Spider Man!! (Sam Rami Edition)/Bully Maguire:
"That's a cute toy hammer! Did your mother gave it to you?"
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye... Aww Look at little 'Grasshopper Jr'... Gonna Cry?"
Battle Music
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