Wokistan
Bioluminescent African American Working At The CIA
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Martial Arts and Pressure Points: So while technically not wrong in that being trained for these is standard procedure for cops, Paul Blart still shouldn't have them.
Wall Level: Step by step here.
Subsonic (In surprisingly great physical condition, Easily outran several cops in training during a training course, Reacted to bullets): Unsourced and also just not superhuman, depending on what "reacted to bullets" means. If you shoot a gun at regular people they're going to react, it's loud and bright and you're pointing a deadly weapon at them. Doesn't mean subsonic anyone who has ever been shot at that is dumb.
These profiles need to stop tbh
- He's a mall cop. That's not real law enforcement, it's more like a security guard.
- Things on his own profile disqualify him from this. It says he couldn't be a real cop due to the physical exams. Those happen before anything else does. If he failed those, he's not being trained in the takedowns.
- He's probably not in a serious enough setting that we can assume that he'd reap those benefits anyways.
Wall Level: Step by step here.
- "Broke through a window with bars just by falling on it" is unsourced and also probably not wall level
- "Knocked someone out by laying on top of them" isn't wall level it's just being heavy
- "Smashed through a pair of glass doors" does have a calc, but a bad one. Those types of doors are made of safety glass, which is designed to disintegrate like that. It doesn't mean he hit them that hard to break them in such a fashion.
- "Survived a kick from a Horse with minimal injury" is unsourced and it's not like horses instantly kill everyone they've ever kicked
- "Hit the ground after jumping off of a moving car and was unhurt" is a thing real people can already do, look at stuntmen
- "Shattered a glass roof followed by taking a 3 story fall and wasn't hurt" is once again unsourced and this fall might not even be high enough for 9-B
- "Took hits from a guy who could break through a Glass elevator" okay what does this even mean
- "got hit by a car and was fine" is yet another thing that's not invariably fatal so without context I don't think it should be called 9-B
Subsonic (In surprisingly great physical condition, Easily outran several cops in training during a training course, Reacted to bullets): Unsourced and also just not superhuman, depending on what "reacted to bullets" means. If you shoot a gun at regular people they're going to react, it's loud and bright and you're pointing a deadly weapon at them. Doesn't mean subsonic anyone who has ever been shot at that is dumb.
These profiles need to stop tbh