(Never) Let me cook (again) (Sans vs. Black Hole) (STOMP)

[HonestlyBored24]

Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, and start 10m away.
The battle takes place in Judgement Hall.
Shrunken Black Hole is being used, and Black Hole’s immortality is restricted.

Da Vouts
“* go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able, guess you’ve figured out that’s mercy’s not on the table.”:

Scales to this; 0.001 Tons of TNT​

Scales to this; 5.380 Metric Tons​

“Well, I can warp space-time so hard that time will literally slow down and there will literally be no tomorrow.”:

Scales to this; > 16.88 ExaFOE​

Scales to this; 1.1746201e32 Kilograms​

Da Fakts
Black Hole has a 2.5215105e+56x advantage in Attack Potency.
Black Hole has a 2.1830206e+28x advantage in Lifting Strength.
Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- But, K- K- KARMA!

 

[Ikelaggan]

Ummm, sans dies like instantly. Lmao

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Ummm, sans dies like instantly. Lmao

Changed the starting distance

 

[Ikelaggan]

Okay then, sans can't really damage a zero dimensional character that's a singularity

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Okay then, sans can't really damage a zero dimensional character that's a singularity

he has soul hax

 

[Ikelaggan]

he has soul hax

Does the soul hax have any feats of interaction with lesser Axis that lack a X,Y, and Z axis to even hit.

 

[Sir_Marvulous]

Okay then, sans can't really damage a zero dimensional character that's a singularity

he has soul hax

 

[AStrangeverse]

Black holes having souls

 

[HonestlyBored24]

Black holes having souls

Sans can harm people without souls

 

[Sir_Marvulous]

Zero-dimensionality.

'Nuff said.

 

[Ikelaggan]

Sans can harm people without souls

I'm pretty sure a flower with no soul is different from an actual blackhole that's inorganic

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Evem of Sans could afect Blackhole 0 dimensionality every atack he trows would be deconstructed under blackhole gravity and deconstruction unfortunetly... and if he makes Blackhole blue... now we have a blackhole diving to the center of earth

 

[Ikelaggan]

Evem of Sans could afect Blackhole 0 dimensionality every atack he trows would be deconstructed under blackhole gravity and deconstruction unfortunetly... and if he makes Blackhole blue... now we have a blackhole diving to the center of earth

Lol, I didn't even think of that. Even in his shrunken state he just destroys the battlefield of planet

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Lol, I didn't even think of that. Even in his shrunken state he just destroys the battlefield of planet

All while Blackhole is like "Noo please stop, I don't want to kill You"

 

[Blunt_Claw]

Video in OP is accurate.

 

[AStrangeverse]

Sans can harm people without souls

this is a literal blackhole tho, don't think that would matter much

 

[King_Dom470]

Wait doesn't sans having intangible attacks mean they wouldn’t be sucked up?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Wait doesn't sans having intangible attacks mean they wouldn’t be sucked up?

No, beacuse Black Hole sucking work by It's gravitational pull and Sans Atacks should still be affected by It, same with deconstruction

 

[King_Dom470]

No, beacuse Black Hole sucking work by It's gravitational pull and Sans Atacks should still be affected by It, same with deconstruction

I mean would they? Intangible implies massless no? And if it’s massless it wouldn’t really be effected same with deconstruction since there’s nothing really to deconstruct it would be like deconstructing a ghost

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Intangible implies massless no?

no

 

[King_Dom470]

no

Either way deconstructing 100% wouldn’t work as there’s nothing to deconstruct. So sucking the attacks in would be even worse for the black hole

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Either way deconstructing 100% wouldn’t work as there’s nothing to deconstruct. So sucking the attacks in would be even worse for the black hole

Blackhole deconstruction is based on gravitational force too as well, and 0 dimensionality means that he isn't feeling anything

 

[Ikelaggan]

I mean would they? Intangible implies massless no? And if it’s massless it wouldn’t really be effected same with deconstruction since there’s nothing really to deconstruct it would be like deconstructing a ghost

Light particles are massless but still get sucked up by blackholes, so what's your point?

 

[King_Dom470]

Light particles are massless but still get sucked up by blackholes, so what's your point?

I have no point because I forgot about that my point is now mute. Still deconstructing intangible attacks wouldn’t work

 

[Ikelaggan]

I have no point because I forgot about that my point is now mute. Still deconstructing intangible attacks wouldn’t work

Why though? if you could pass through walls like Danny phantom why would you inherently be above gravity and atomic destruction?

 

[JustANormalLemon]

I have no point because I forgot about that my point is now mute. Still deconstructing intangible attacks wouldn’t work

Again, Blackhole deconstruction is based on the spaguetification of blackholes gravitational force

 

[Psychomaster35]

It's ironic how Black Hole's schmick is to prevent death, but here, he just causes a great stomp by absorbing every bone and laser and eventually having Sans fall into his event horizon by accident one one of these turns. Hell, it's a goddamn sentient black hole we're talking about, if he is even supposed to have a soul or not.

Yeah, this can be closed.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

It's ironic how Black Hole's schmick is to prevent death, but here, he just causes a great stomp by absorbing every bone and laser and eventually having Sans fall into his event horizon by accident one one of these turns. Hell, it's a goddamn sentient black hole we're talking about, if he is even supposed to have a soul or not.

Yeah, this can be closed.

I think It's funnier that the most likely cenario here is that Black Hole destroy the entire eatth by becoming blue and falling into the center of the planet, making It colapse into It's gavitational pull and killing everything

 

[King_Dom470]

Why though? if you could pass through walls like Danny phantom why would you inherently be above gravity and atomic destruction?

Because you’re not made of anything? Maybe I’m just misunderstanding how intangiblity works tho

 

[Ikelaggan]

Because you’re not made of anything? Maybe I’m just misunderstanding how intangiblity works tho

Intangibility

Intangibility is the ability to pass through things physically. Characters with this ability are simply unaffected by attacks, as they pass through their bodies. This can also allow them to pass through walls and other physical objects. The exact mechanics of intangibility differ depending on...

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Incorporeality

Incorporeal (or Non-Corporeal) beings are those who have no true physical form. Though they may have physical avatars or bodies, but their true essence exists non-physically, whether as a soul, as energy, or as an abstract concept. Being incorporeal is very different than Intangibility, as an...

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Intangible not incorporeal

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Because you’re not made of anything? Maybe I’m just misunderstanding how intangiblity works tho

That's not even close to how intangibility work lol, Intangibility is beingh made of something and still beingh able to pass trough other things

 

[koopa3144]

Sans as soon as the fight starts:

 

[Ikelaggan]

Bruh, even the OP change the title into a stomp