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Naruto (Realistic) vs. IAmTheBreadMan32 (In Real Life)

Oh boi, I chose Naruto coz he has ninja stuff like ninja things and he kills humans coz ninja shiat
 
(Equalizing speed here)

Breadman's Clairvoyance will make Naruto's stealth useless.

Once Breaman realizes he's fighting a NINJAAAAAAA we will have a kewl Action Movie fighting scene with some sweet choreography that would make Jackie Chan's movies look like DBS Episode 5.

Naruto will then cut Breadman, but that would only serve as a little dramatic scene were the hero says some kick ass lines and then via sheer willpower he will falcon pawnch the ninja through several buildings with some epic music that would make Beethoven's greatest hits sound like an old atari soundtrack.

The last scene is Breadman putting his glassess on and walking without facing an explosion that appeared out of nowhere because awesomeness.
 
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