Multiversal Mayhem Chapter 3: Get Out of Here

[Overlord775]

@DMUA "It's not the time for such comments"

@WHY

"I'll try healing him."

I summon Glenn and make him use Cure II on Jonathan

 

[DMUA]

While he's spasming, I'll check the broble and see if it gives me anything on the nature of these erection increasing foliage. Assuming they are that, of course.

 

[Junkoposter]

I hand Keane the book. "You need this?"

[i was holding the book]

 

[Torlikoff]

@Overlord He stops spasming and seems to be conscious now. His cut is healed.

@DMUA The first pages reads as such

The Commendments

1. Tho shall not moida

2. You ain't gonna expand them dongs at dusk

3. Mormons are a acceptable christmas food

4. You aren't going to leave anytime soon.

It trails into gibberish after that.

 

[DMUA]

"Yeah, probably would be a good idea to read that."

I read the book

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I check my dong.

 

[Junkoposter]

[heh]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I take a look at what's written in the book

Well ****

 

[Torlikoff]

I check my dong.

You seem to have gained a case of ken doll anatomy

 

[DMUA]

"We need to wait till after dusk to properly use these"

Kamina in the back of my mind: Compensating for something?

Me: SHUTDAUP! Also you can talk to me like this?

Kamina: I mean, I'm attached to your soul and I'm kinda... Unoccupied, so, yeah it's pretty easy

Me: Cool. I'm still going to eat these when the time is right.

Kamina mentally sighs as I kick down another fruit to store away till the time is right.

 

[Overlord775]

• Sign

I suppose expection a "thanks" is too much to ask.

I go to Alex, who honestly is the only person here i wouldn't call either dumb or childish.

"You were suggesting about finding or building a shelter, right ? Let's go do that"

i say to him.

 

[Junkoposter]

[>ken doll anatomy


why]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Well, this was unexpected.

And my dong isn't bigger?!

"Damn, we've been blazed!"

 

[DMUA]

Just for curiosity, turn to the next page of the broble, just to make sure I didn't miss anything

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Wanna sue for false advertising?"

 

[Junkoposter]

"DARN THEM!"

 

[DMUA]

"I mean, we did kinda not read the manual. At least, he did before trying to eat it."

 

[Torlikoff]

Just for curiosity, turn to the next page of the broble, just to make sure I didn't miss anything

The next page reads as such

Welcome to your new home. It's a perfect place. It's so perfect you won't want to leave.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Wanna sue for false advertising?"

"However made this fruit, i will sue! Is that you, God?!" I yell, looking at the sky.

 

[Junkoposter]

"I know a lawyeeeer!"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I begin to get worried

 

[WHYNAUT]

*Sign
I suppose expection a "thanks" is too much to ask.

I go to Alex, who honestly is the only person here i wouldn't call either dumb or childish.

"You were suggesting about finding or building a shelter, right ? Let's go do that"

i say to him.

"Jaller didn't find anything we can use as shellter so we'll need to build it. I'll start searching for a good place to start building"

 

[DMUA]

Hmm... They may be onto something with that... After all, these fruit do-

Kamina self-manifests his fist to punch me in the face

Me: WHAT THE FORK WAS THAT FOR

Kamina: Being manly is one thing, but this is just wierd. Especially considering how ominous this place is...

Me:... Yeah, I guess you have a point. Who knows, might be a monkey's paw thing where it would get so big it would be a massive inconvenience and completely unusable for third base

"We should probably check this place out and find somewhere to sleep. Let's keep our guards up though, if this tree is any indication, we're in for a trick or two. Let's not just trust what we see around us."

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I grab another fruit and put it at my pocket. Could be useful in the future.

 

[Overlord775]

@Crimson

What a dumbass

"Jaller didn't find anything we can use as shellter so we'll need to build it. I'll start searching for a good place to start building"

"I'll start searching too."

I then start looking for a good place to make a shelter.

 

[PsychoWarper]

I get up, brush myself off and look around,

Where the hell is this? I think.

 

[Torlikoff]

[Gonna be gone for around an hour]

 

[Torlikoff]

There are several flat spaces underneath trees, some open fields, and a large rock.

 

[DMUA]

Okay, so there are plenty of places to stay if we need to sleep. Since we've got spare daylight presumably, I'll look around and see what sort of surprises are around us.

 

[WHYNAUT]

I pick a flat space underneath a few trees. "Everyone! We need to gather material to build a shellter here!" I yell at the others.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

''Is this Minecraft?''

 

[Torlikoff]

[No, this is Patrick]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I go to the large rock

 

[Torlikoff]

The rock is large, it feels smooth

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I summon Doomslayer and have him puncha small hole on the rock, in case there is something inside it.

 

[Torlikoff]

The rock breaks, but the peices pull themselves back together, forming the exact same rock as before. There is nothing inside.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

I have him lift the rock, to check if here is something bellow.

 

[Torlikoff]

The second the rock is lifted, it is forced back into it's previous spot.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

**** this rock

I go back and look for the portal gun.

 

[Torlikoff]

It is displeased