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You're just jealous he's able to Hold Person.
Manhandling any elf is quite easy. Thanks to their low muscle density and mass, holding even the most athletic of them feels like you're just carrying a life-sized teddy bear. I don't see why I would be jealous of him hanging out with an elf anyways, as they're all mere cheap harlots. Now, dwarven women with their bushy beards on the other hand...
 
Manhandling any elf is quite easy. Thanks to their low muscle density and mass, holding even the most athletic of them feels like you're just carrying a life-sized teddy bear. I don't see why I would be jealous of him hanging out with an elf anyways, as they're all mere cheap harlots. Now, dwarven women with their bushy beards on the other hand...
I was saying you had no bitches, but based king I suppose. More of an Orc fan tbh.
 
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