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[DaMonkeMan]

Threats and the like.

I think people spend a little too much time on Discord nowadays and forget that's even a thing, but it is. Not very enforced. But it doesn't make it any less existent.

Ah yes I'm definitely going to waste time going to like... Sweden or wherever you live, just to brutally murder you ( right after I announced the exact way I'd do it, so it'd be pretty easy to find out who did it ) and leave you in a dumpster for NO reason at all.

Spoiler

 

[Crabwhale]

Sweden

Contrary to popular belief, I am only an Ant sock insofar as he has infected each and every staff with a mind control plague that is slowly eroding our individuality into a giant congealed hivemind (please send help).

just to brutally murder you ( right after I announced the exact way I'd do it, so it'd be pretty easy to find out who did it ) and leave you in a dumpster for NO reason at all.

You misunderstand: I do not care. But it's still a rule, and despite me likely being labelled lame for stating it, I like to remind people of that.

 

[Shmooply]

(please send help).

There's only one way to save you.

 

[ShionAH]

I dare you. No balls

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Contrary to popular belief, I am only an Ant sock insofar as he has infected each and every staff with a mind control plague that is slowly eroding our individuality into a giant congealed hivemind (please send help).

You misunderstand: I do not care. But it's still a rule, and despite me likely being labelled lame for stating it, I like to remind people of that.

 

[Ped2018]

Bro's about to go to war with Crab because of an image

 

[Crabwhale]

If I were to have fun, I would go on a mass banning spree, followed by a mass deletion spree that would see our page number halved and our user number...uh, quartered I guess?

So you don't want me having fun. At all. Remember that.

 

[SlendVeny]

If I were to have fun, I would go on a mass killing spree, followed by a mass looting spree that would see our page number halved and our user number...uh, quartered I guess?

So you don't want me having fun. At all. Remember that.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

If I were to have fun, I would go on a mass banning spree, followed by a mass deletion spree that would see our page number halved and our user number...uh, quartered I guess?

So you don't want me having fun. At all. Remember that.

Go on a mass banning spree?
May you start with this user?

I mean, it's pretty obvious he's violating the rules... He's threatening to come to Matt's house and beat the shit out of him with a cheese grater over a joke.
And this can not possibly be satire. He HAS to mean it. He HAS to be a criminal violating the rules.

 

[Giannysmag]

 

[ShionAH]

If I were to have fun, I would go on a mass banning spree, followed by a mass deletion spree that would see our page number halved and our user number...uh, quartered I guess?

So you don't want me having fun. At all. Remember that.

That is what “Fun” is to you? Damn boss

 

[Ped2018]

Go on a mass banning spree?
May you start with this user?

I mean, it's pretty obvious he's violating the rules... He's threatening to come to Matt's house and beat the shit out of him with a cheese grater over a joke.
And this can not possibly be satire. He HAS to mean it. He HAS to be a criminal violating the rules.

2021 bro

 

[DaMonkeMan]

2021 bro

Yeah I don't know how he got away scot free for two years.. They're really biased.. He literally threatened to murder a staff member..

 

[Crabwhale]

Me when he one example is found from years back for something people now do if you so much as blink at them wrong, even if they don't know you:

 

[Giannysmag]

 

[DaMonkeMan]

for something people now do if you so much as blink at them wrong, even if they don't know you:

...People beat the shit out of you with a cheese grater for nicknaming them?
You live in a literal hellhole my guy.

 

[ImmortalDread]

"How do I beat staff member's argument"
"Search their oldest messages to prove them wrong"

 

[Ped2018]

"How do I beat staff member's argument"
"Search their oldest messages to prove them wrong"

I mean, it's Crab we're talking about, we could sent him to jail if we search enough.

 

[ImmortalDread]

Send him to jail because he was simply reminding you of an existing rule.

SMH.

 

[Crabwhale]

I mean, it's Crab we're talking about, we could sent him to jail if we search enough.

This is funny considering when I first started commenting extensively I very explicitly avoided making any references to death and such even in the memes I posted on the Joke Battles forum.

I don't think people these days realize that those rules used to not be so lax. That's why I'm attempting to preach some mindfulness here.

 

[Giannysmag]

 

[ImmortalDread]

This is funny considering when I first started commenting extensively I very explicitly avoided making any references to death and such even in the memes I posted on the Joke Battles forum.

I don't think people these days realize that those rules used to not be so lax. That's why I'm attempting to preach some mindfulness here.

I mean, crabbbbbb how is your workout process?

 

[DaMonkeMan]

"How do I beat staff member's argument"
"Search their oldest messages to prove them wrong"

"I AM NOT A MINI-MOD!"
"I AM NOT A MINI-MOD!"
"I AM NOT A MINI-MOD!"
"I AM A REAL MOD THAT CAN EVALUATE CASES, MONKE"

This is funny considering when I first started commenting extensively I very explicitly avoided making any references to death and such even in the memes I posted on the Joke Battles forum.

I don't think people these days realize that those rules used to not be so lax. That's why I'm attempting to preach some mindfulness here.

Problem is it's pretty obvious I was joking. Not sure why there'd be a rule against jokes.

 

[Giannysmag]

 

[ShionAH]

Wtf is this blud doing in the middle of drama

 

[Crabwhale]

I mean, crabbbbbb how is your workout process?

Failed 165 kg squat yesterday. Strength was there but misgrooved it. Now my spine is ******. Hoping the issue will abate before the week is up, I've got two more heavy sessions.

 

[ImmortalDread]

You did not get hurt tho?

 

[azontr]

This convo going from petty drama to based gym bro shit brings a smile to my face.

 

[Giannysmag]

Wtf is this blud doing in the middle of drama

 

[Crabwhale]

You did not get hurt tho?

Walking without pain is a chore. As is standing up and sitting down. But I'll live. This ain't my first time in this rodeo.

 

[ShionAH]

You are my favorite vsbattle user feom now on.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

This convo going from petty drama to based gym bro shit brings a smile to my face.

It's always petty drama it just sidetracked
The guy posting cringe skeleton memes is a goat though

 

[ImmortalDread]

Walking without pain is a chore. As is standing up and sitting down. But I'll live. This ain't my first time in this rodeo.

Aww, it sounds like you're going through a tough time, but your resilience shines through!

 

[Crabwhale]

If I collapsed into a sobbing mess every time I ****** meself I wouldn't have gotten anything done.

"No excuses, just improve." -Coach ZT

 

[Laughing_Manson]

 

[ShionAH]

You guys are fake, vsbattles users cannot be wholesome. Come on fight! Fight!

 

[First_Witch]

I was not expecting a better reality than the JoJo ending.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

I'd ask for the context but that'd probably ruin it

 

[Giannysmag]

 

[Giannysmag]

I'd ask for the context but that'd probably ruin it

It would ruin it and i hate myself for knowing the context