Man of Pepsi attempts to defeat the Genetically Engineered Cat Girl

[Genericstickman]

PepsiMan vs Bagi

Speed Equalised

Coke but blue:8

Furry:1

McQueen:

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

The furry tells him to go commit die

 

[Kiryu2012]

What stops Bagi from mindcontrolling Pepsiman and making him kill himself?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Tezuka was a huge furry BTW

 

[Genericstickman]

Can she even mind control him? He's got no eyes

 

[Jasonsith]

Can she even mind control him? He's got no eyes

Actually the humanoid has no eyes on his face. He can sense surroundings with "other senses", possible not by sight. So the furry girl can find no eyes to look into.

(Under this logic on the other hand Coca-Cola Kid would be suffocating in the lady's breasts as he looked into the eyes of Bagi allowing her crazy mind hax to activate.)

The furry girl has to resort to brute force, which she could defeat people "who can punch other normal humans several meters into the air with a punch" (estimated around 8700 J, should be higher for the furry lady), "survived attacks from genetically modified plants that shattered metal with a casual blow, although the end result of the night nearly killed her" (afaik destroying 5 kg steel takes 131645.5696 J) and "could fight against genetically modified aggressive plants that casually destroyed metal objects" (dura = AP).

Just say the tin man wins by AP comparable to the furry lady's dura, while the lady cannot mind hax him or beat him down before he beats her down.

 

[Jackythejack]

So Pepsiman wins on account of not having eyes?

 

[Jasonsith]

So Pepsiman wins on account of not having eyes?

Well this is just one means of not being lol hax stomped before the fight even begins.

And the man still wins with better durability and being able to hurt the furry lady.

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Push

 

[Genericstickman]

Bump

 

[Genericstickman]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[The_Impress]

Pepsi FRA

 

[Tonygameman]

Pepsi Mascot FRA.

 

[Jackythejack]

In case my vote wasn't made clear pepsiman fra

 

[Jasonsith]

bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

Bagi - 1 - ZacharyGrossman273 (?)

Pepsima - 4 - Jasonsith, Zark2099, Tonipelimies, Jackythejack

(Off topic: does Bagi's mind hax work on robotic beings like Freddy Fazbear?)

 

[Genericstickman]

Bump

also unsure but maybe not

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Jasonsith]

bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Pull

 

[Jasonsith]

push

 

[Jasonsith]

Forward

 

[Jasonsith]

Fast Forward

 

[Jackythejack]

''can we get an F in the chat?''

 

[Jasonsith]

can we get an F in the chat?

Well the F F here means fast forward.

Changed it anyway to reduce confusion

 

[Jackythejack]

Figured but you know.

jeez this only needs like three more votes too

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Pepsi FRA.

 

[Mr. Bambu]

literal soda beats up a cat because it has no eyes for reasons above

r/brandnewsentence

 

[Jackythejack]

1 more vote

 

[DragonEmperor23]

Zach's waifu loses fra

 

[Jackythejack]

ÔÇÿEeey grace

 

[Starter_Pack]

Not A Polar Bear FRA.