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YOU. YOU THERE. GIRL. QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE? | ||
~ Lord English |
Tier: Low 1-B, possibly far higher
Name: Caliborn, the Lord of Time, Lord English, the Angel of Double Death, undyingUmbrage (screen name)
Origin: Homestuck
Gender: Male
Age: Technically older than time
Classification: Indestructible paradox demon
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Time Manipulation (As a Lord of Time, he has complete control over the flow of time), Spatial Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Mind Control, Clairvoyance (Can observe events across space and time), Invulnerability, Reality Warping, Sealing, BFR, Acausality, Void Manipulation (His existence includes Equius, the Heir of Void, and he can cause "Double Death", completely erasing a person from existence), Probability Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Matter Manipulation, Time Travel, Teleportation, exists simultaneously across all timelines even before his emergence, Regenerationn, Immortality (Types 1, 3, 4, and 8; can only be killed through the exploitation of various time-based glitches and loopholes)
Attack Potency: Low Hyperverse level (Was destroying Paradox Space, which exists beyond the rest of the multiverse, which is referred to in Problem Sleuth as a String Theory multiverse), possibly far higher (Was able to kill Andrew Hussie, who is the author of the story and creator of all MSPA)
Speed: Immeasurable, possibly Omnipresent (Lord English exists in all timelines, even prior to his summoning and his birth; he is already here.)
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable
Striking Strength: Low Hyperversal, possibly far higher
Durability: Low Hyperverse level (He can only be harmed by the exploitation of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes), possibly far higher
Stamina: Likely limitless.
Range: Low Hyperversal, possibly far higher
Standard Equipment: The Green Sun Cane and the Golden AK.
Intelligence: Although referred to as "learning-impaired" by both himself and Hussie, Caliborn is noted to be exceptionally cunning, inventive, and brutal, and was able to use The Felt's powers to their fullest extents to win his session, which was so difficult it was seen as "nearly impossible", even for him. In addition, he later develops an exceptionally high understanding of the mechanics and time and space.
Weaknesses: Lord English is weak to the Ultimate Weapon and can be harmed by a combination of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes.
We found out that there is a God, and it is SCP-001. And it's a bunch of horror writers. |
Tier: Low 1-B
Name: SCP-001, "The Database"
Origin: SCP Foundatio
Gender: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Classification: Keter Class Anomalous Entity
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Creation, Reality Warping, Non-Corporeal, Conceptual Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Fate Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Existence Erasure, Memory Manipulation
Attack Potency: Low Hyperverse level (Has perfect control over the SCP reality, transcending beings such as the Scarlet King, the Hanged King, Yaldabaoth, and Mekhane and viewing them, and the multiverse as a whole, as nothing more than a work of fiction. If it dies it would cause the total metaphysical annihilation of the multiverse)
Speed: Omnipresent (SCP-001 is simultaneously present in all points throughout the entire SCP multiverse)
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable
Striking Strength: Low Hyperversal
Durability: Low Hyperverse level
Stamina: Limitless (Has been in a constant state of rewriting parts of the multiverse since its creation)
Range: Low Hyperversal
Standard Equipment: None
Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient
Weaknesses: None notable
001 is an author, Lord English killed his author. Both are related to Yaldabaoth in some way. Lets kick off 001 Swann's long awaited upgrade with a good matchup. In character, non prior knowledge or prep time. Who wins?
Lord English - 2 (Gargoyle 1, Numbersguy)
001 Swann - 0