Loli vs. Lunatic

[Alexcar3000]

Conditions:

• Loli is on his SAVE File No. 2 'key' as 8-C.
• The -pelo voice- CLOWN will be on his first 'key' as 8-C.
• Speed is of course equalized for this match, so it's more fair.
• Loli just found out about the clown by aimlessly wandering around this world.
• CLOWN will be up to Christian's jurisdiction, any prep and any condition he wants.
• Win shall be achieved when either party do not want to fight anymore. KO, BFR and Kill also valid.

Arena:

• [TBA]

Music:

• [TBA]

Vote CounterÔäó:

• Inconclusive: 3 (Christian Higdo, Alexcar3000, ZeroTC01)
• The Psycho Edge Loli: 0
• The Lunatic and Strange Clow: 0

A loli the FBI would protect YOU from instead. A 4'2" sinnamon roll of pure yet deathly cuteness will gladly be your fierce challenger.


"You think I'm a lunatic? The way you run this place, you might as well be the king of insanity, pal! The flipping pinnacle of it all, the center, the top of the food chain IN INSANITY!" - The Stranger

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Okay, so the Stranger is likely gonna be very depressed or sad, even in tears as he huddles up and cries. ANY hostility and he'd be willing to kill. Though, considering how nice the loli looks, he wouldn't find the will to kill him.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Actually, I'll just give him a few things:

• His shotgun
• A pistol
• An AK-47
• A glock 17
• A dagger

Is that fine?

 

[Alexcar3000]

Yeah... -is sleepy- uwu

 

[Christian_Higdon]

>sleepy

So am I, pal.

Welp, I'll just say this:

The Stranger is gonna be unwilling to even harm Alex here. He wouldn't hurt something as cute-looking as him, yet he'd likely be in a state of sadness for the start of the fight. How would Alex react to the CLOWN crying in a fetal position?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Bump.

 

[Alexcar3000]

-sprouts from the ground- Lesgo.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Okay.

So as I asked before, how would loli react to the clown in the position he is here?

 

[ZeroTC01]

I'm here now.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Okay.
So as I asked before, how would loli react to the clown in the position he is here?

Like an affection magnet.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

In what way? Like, patting or something? Because any wrong move the loli makes gets the planet blown up.

 

[Alexcar3000]

In what way? Like, patting or something? Because any wrong move the loli makes gets the planet blown up.

Pat + Cuddling combo, like as if he were a giant plushie.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, in that case, I feel the loli MIGHT have to go through some therapy. Either with him helping clown boye or the clown saying something like, "You're hugging me? You're crazier than I am!"

 

[Alexcar3000]

what now

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Yeah. The Stranger is a bit...explosive. Anyways, anything the loli can do to really change why he's sad? I mean, he's basically sad over his parents' death.

 

[Alexcar3000]

Other than offering to help out with that (thus beginning their adventure), more loaf. Though if clown gets aggressive at any moment, loli will be aware of it, and will actually be... how do I explain this? Hm, "sadistically" giving him affection, knowing of what comes next, which will all have the same prettiness as the earlier scene for him (loli weird k?).

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, yeah, that makes sense. Though, is there anything stopping the clown from going too mad and blowing up the planet?

 

[Alexcar3000]

You tell me. This doesn't involve any "power" other than the willingness to help out and love others.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Well, if anything, the clown's not really gonna get mad unless Alex suddenly just insults him or his parents. That'd do him in so much, that he'd blow up a good chunk of wherever they're at. Though, considering Ale is giving him affection, he might just be cured of his "depression".

 

[Alexcar3000]

Well, I don't see how this would lead to insulting... unless it's something he considers as offensive somehow, huh, that I can see happening, maybe... wait, if the match goes on like that, then who wins???

 

[Christian_Higdon]

If it actually goes on, I feel the clown probably kills the loli due to sheer anger. Unless Ale has that reset, I feel the clown just has to go berserk and then half the planet is gone.

Unless there is no berserk, in which the loli has a good chance.

 

[Alexcar3000]

I was talking about 'if this goes on' with two of them just hugging out, would it be incon?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I bet it'd be a tie then, yes.

 

[Alexcar3000]

But what if clown gets angery.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Hmmmm....well, he likes some affection. Too rough, and he'll just be minorly annoyed. If he does get angry, I have no clue what happens.

 

[Alexcar3000]

We must draw a c oN cl u sIO n-- to be sure if the match plays out like that, since that's just a method of incon. The Loli is like, a fluffy cuddly bunny (hence the nickname of "bun'", he is small, adorable and extremely huggeable) and will simply get up to him and start cuddling and being all-around nice, would that make him upsetti?

 

[Christian_Higdon]

That'd actually make him very happy. Not many have dared even go NEAR him, and to see this happening would make him feel some state of happiness.

 

[Alexcar3000]

So, that's vote for inconclusive due to personality shenanigans.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Probably. The Stranger is pretty lonely, so cuddling and patting would work. Incon for those reasons.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Incon FRA???

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Yep. I guess.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Ok... So, incon FRA.

 

[Alexcar3000]

w Oo friendship

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Yep. I think that MIGHT be 3.

 

[Alexcar3000]

That's it for Round 1 then? 0w0

 

[ZeroTC01]

Alright, nice stuff.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

>round 1

HmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmMMMmmMMMM

 

[ZeroTC01]

>round 1
HmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmMMMmmMMMM

^^^

What is you planning, Alex? O_O

 

[Alexcar3000]

We discussed about having the other keys throw in, including the edgy guy. I dun if that idea's still up.

 

[ZeroTC01]

Nani!?