Living Puppet Fight - Kermit the Frog VS Meat Puppet

[XitSign]

"Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here! And I'd like to welcome you all to another Muppet Show! Especially armor suited gentleman with the glowing red eyes! Yes, you sir! ...Uh, I'm sorry sir, but you're not the celeberty guest, I'll need to ask you to get off the stage."

...I had to look up our Muppet category while searching for something and the Meat Puppets came up when I tried googling this. I knew what I needed to do.

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Kermit VS a single armored Meat Puppet, Speed Equalized, both a 9-B. Fight takes place on the stage of the Muppet Show.

The Muppet: 2

The Man: 0

A debate between manly muppets and muppets of men: 0

 

[Wagdawgwag]

How do the armored gun boys actually damage the frog?

 

[XitSign]

Thier explosives and firearms are 9-B, so they should be able to do damage while armed at least. Plus Kermit's regen is vauge, so it's likely they can do some amount of damage with the Armor Unit's heavier weapons.

 

[Jackythejack]

Pretty sure Kermit takes this due to better abilities like invisibility, sleep manipulation via only talking (and he's probably gonna talk a lot) among other things.

 

[Wagdawgwag]

Pretty sure Kermit takes this due to better abilities like invisibility, sleep manipulation via only talking (and he's probably gonna talk a lot) among other things.

Don't forget toonforce.

A lot of Muppet gags involve explosions. It was a Henson favorite, after all.

 

[XitSign]

Alright, fair points then. Two for the Muppet ringleader.