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| I do not like the red carpet; I prefer the green pitch. | ||
~ Manuel Neuer |
"Hello! Kermit the Frog here with a bit of advice on a common enemy. Fear." He said, as he gestured his hand. "You see here, this is my good old friend, Freddy. He's a nice fellow in...brown. Still, he's a nice person indeed. He may look scary, but don't judge a book by its cover."
As Kermit talked, Freddy started to twitch a little. "Oh? Freddy, are you okay?" Freddy then screeched at him. "YOU DEATH SHALL EASE THE SUFFERING IN THE SOULS OF US." Said a little child, replacing the voice of Freddy. "Now that's not very nice." Kermit said.
Freddy then tossed Kermit across the room as Kermit got a bit riled up. Okay, this was a kid's show. No time for funky business. Kermit cracked his knuckles and was ready to go to town on Freddy. "You catching this!?" Said one of the studio members! "Yes!"
Speed Equal.
Both are in-character but willing to kill.
Kermit has all his equipment except the lightsaber.
Battle is in Freddy's.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Who wins?
Wilkins: 7
Cheese: 0
Inconclusive: 0
