Let's Wank Real Life

[Soldier_Blue]

I once read somewhere that some people thought the first nuke ever detonated could potentially boil off the planet's atmosphere. High 6-A nukes?

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Mothers have lifted cars to save their children. Ergo we are all 9-B

9-B with Class 5 lifting strength.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Doesn't Bruce Lee actually have a Class 5 lifting strength feat. I do vaguely recall Chuck Norris mentioning in an interview that 10 years before his death, he backlifted 2 tons, but broke his back in the process.

Anyway, everyone is above omnipotence because we created Tier 0 characters.

 

[Sera_EX]

Everyone keeps saying that lol.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Everyone is FTL because we all cast shadows. Fun fact, the speed of darkness is actually faster than light because it needs to move out of the way with light approaches.

 

[Sera_EX]

Lol! That was pretty clever.

Alternatively darkness is faster than light because it got here first.

 

[ProspectX]

1. No one is omnipotent, you are only describing a story.

2. Darkness cannot exist without light. And vice versa, unless you're referring to True darkness. Eternal Darknessz

The world where you guys exist is at least High 1-B per definition : Everything and nothing is simultaneously possible and impossible, not in relationship to humans or some specific subject.

 

[Sera_EX]

<Looks at title of the thread>

 

[Andytrenom]

I'll start us off with this:


We have 2-A visa cards ovo

Sera has Death Manipulation and I have ressurection.

 

[RRTheEndMan]

children's got reality warping and think that the T-REXES Are OP.

High 0-A+ T-Rexes confirmed.

 

[Andytrenom]

I once read somewhere that some people thought the first nuke ever detonated could potentially boil off the planet's atmosphere. High 6-A nukes?

The first nukes were 5-B

 

[Kepekley23]

Paul Anderso backlifted 3 tons once

 

[Self_Love]

Omniscient via google

 

[Andytrenom]

A person is more likely to die from a car accident than from a meteor impact, so cars are at least tier 7 if not higher.

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Paul Anderso backlifted 3 tons once

WTF?

 

[DMUA]

Powerlifters are stronk. Really really stronk.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Dem thighs tho.

 

[Sera_EX]

The internet is constantly referred to as the "source of all knowledge". Omniscient internet o3o

 

[HST_Master]

Games like Telltale's the walking dead have you choose how the story goes

Humans have plot manipulation

 

[Burstchaos]

Decisions make a new universe according to the parallel worlds theory; just five minutes ago, I made a decision about whether to come to this thread or do my college work, now I wish I could transport to that universe.

I'm a decently high 2-B without teleportation, tsk tsk tsk.

 

[ProspectX]

that's not how it works. Humans are just humans.

Maybe, the future will say otherwise.

 

[NuclearPixelemental]

animals have wind manipulation via breathing

 

[RRTheEndMan]

What about making a list of the wanked things in the OP?

 

[Sera_EX]

Gummy bears are still bears. Therefore they scale to Grizzly Bear o3o

 

[TurboTriangle601]

There exists a old man that survived two nukes so we are at least 7-B via scaling.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Regular Humans are already Low 2-C tho

 

[Yobo_Blue]

What if the world is 3-C and people dont notice because we are only 4-B?

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Well, the AVGN already scales to a Low 1-C character. There's also 3-A guns that killed Harambe.

 

[Andytrenom]

A traffic light can stop dozens of dozens of automobiles going at high speeds and humans walk straight through it, so casual 9-A is a good low end for humans.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

I creates many worlds, an infinite worlds actually. At least 2-A for me

 

[RRTheEndMan]

actually, following a theory we are >11-D but we only have consciousness of the 3-D form. So via powerscaling with harambe (who is a high 1-C and we can destroy its clones (gummy bears) easily) we are all high 1-B.

 

[Andytrenom]

I made a mistake the traffic light feat isn't 9-A, it's 7-A!

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Humans exist in a universe with time

Therefore, if the 4th Dimension is time, humans are 4 Dimensional

I have actually seen this being seriously argued for at least twice

 

[Imaginym]

Humans have survived being hit by lightning. Therefore, we're at least Building Level (I think that's lightning's AP.) as a species.

Likewise, we have survived tornados, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, tidal waves, & massive storms, therefore, we are all probably even higher than that. I'd assume somewhere into Tier 6.

Also: Humans exist in the same universe that the Big Bang occurred. We thus have the durability necessary to survive it.

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Humans have survived being hit by lightning. Therefore, we're at least Building Level (I think that's lightning's AP.) as a species.

Building level+ (5 Gigajoules).

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

I can destroy a piece of paper with a rock, so humans should have law manipulation aswell

 

[RRTheEndMan]

I can destroy a piece of paper with a rock, so humans should have law manipulation aswell

wait wot

 

[Nico-v11]

The law of rock, paper, scissors where paper always beats rock however he proved to manipulate that law by destroying a piece of paper with a rock

 

[RRTheEndMan]

The law of rock, paper, scissors where paper always beats rock however he proved to manipulate that law by destroying a piece of paper with a rock

oh.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

Bruce lee could light a match with sheer speed.High hypersonic humans confirmed