Lasagna loving cat decides to pillage Beerus' food

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

Beerus

Before any creation must come destruction!Beerus Beerus is Universe 7's God of Destruction. It is his duty to destroy planets, races, and individuals that are deemed to be a threat to the proper development of the universe. However, Beerus has become bored with his role, being more interested in...

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Garfield

Garfield is the protagonist of the newspaper comic of the same name. He is a fat orange cat, spending his day sleeping, eating, kicking the dog Odie and being bored. Tier: At least 9-B Name: Garfield Origin: Garfield Gender: Male Age: Unknown Classification: Cat Powers and Abilities: Superhuman...

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Both are 5 meters apart.

battle takes place on a cruise ship on a monday.

Speed is equalized.

A calender is neatly placed Infront of Garfield.

 

[ShionAH]

Beerus blitz?

 

[Comiphorous]

Does garfield have dura neg that im missing?

 

[ShionAH]

Does garfield have dura neg that im missing?

He has insane social influencing I guess

 

[Comiphorous]

He has insane social influencing I guess

I cant see his goofy social influencing really saving him here. What's garfield gonna do after doing that?

 

[ShionAH]

I cant see his goofy social influencing really saving him here. What's garfield gonna do after doing that?

Why? Beerus is gonna run away after seeing his claws

 

[Comiphorous]

Why? Beerus is gonna run away after seeing his claws

Isn't his best social influencing showing causing odie to run away? Im unsure why that would follow through with beerus.

 

[ShionAH]

Isn't his best social influencing showing causing odie to run away? Im unsure why that would follow through with beerus.

He can even make inaninate objects run away, even light escapes I think

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

Isn't his best social influencing showing causing odie to run away? Im unsure why that would follow through with beerus.

It very much says...induces fear into multiple inorganic objects. Including light. Beerus' clothes would pretty much run away at the sight of it including Beerus himself.

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

Bunp

 

[Comiphorous]

It very much says...induces fear into multiple inorganic objects. Including light. Beerus' clothes would pretty much run away at the sight of it including Beerus himself.

I’m not a dragon ball supporter. So I wouldn’t know if Garfield can scare beerus.

Id try to get someone more knowledgeable.

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

I’m not a dragon ball supporter. So I wouldn’t know if Garfield can scare beerus.

Id try to get someone more knowledgeable.

Beerus has no resistance to social influencing that's for sure

 

[Comiphorous]

Beerus has no resistance to social influencing that's for sure

I don't think you really need that on a character's page. if someone's social influencing aint good enough to effect character B, it wont.

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

I don't think you really need that on a character's page. if someone's social influencing aint good enough to effect character B, it wont.

And it's clear Garfield's is way above baseline social influencing.

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

That's the best wincon for Garfield.

 

[Comiphorous]

And beerus i guess breathes at garfield and gets ******* vaporized from the third dimension.

for now, i think im voting beerus.

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

And beerus i guess breathes at garfield and gets ******* vaporized from the third dimension.

Which Garfield influences to stay away

for now, i think im voting beerus.

 

[Comiphorous]

Which Garfield influences to stay away

does he start with that? what's garfield's actual starting move?

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

Let´s be real here

If Garfield scares Beerus, he leaves the planet

Then ******* destroys the planet

This is a stomp for that sole reason, why Beerus would not destroy it if he sneezing can blow up planets? if scared, he ***** himself and destroys everything or runs and destroy everything

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

Let´s be real here

If Garfield scares Beerus, he leaves the planet

Yes

Then ******* destroys the planet

With what?

This is a stomp for that sole reason, why Beerus would not destroy it if he sneezing can blow up planets? if scared, he ***** himself and destroys everything or runs and destroy everything

He needs a ki blast to blow the damn thing up or sphere of destruction. Which can easily be dealt with a simple claw.

 

[ShionAH]

This is a stomp for that sole reason, why Beerus would not destroy it if he sneezing can blow up planets? if scared, he ***** himself and destroys everything or runs and destroy everything

Tbh I can see beerus somehow ******* nuking the place after ******** his pants. This is a mismatch

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

With what?

With literally 0.0000001% of his power?

And he would not even care, is his job

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

With literally 0.0000001% of his power?

And he would not even care, is his job

Which garfield can use against him considering that

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

Which garfield can use against him considering that

I don´t understand how Garfield showing his claws would make an attack that is supposed to destroy the Earth not destroy it when said claws has to be near the attack and that attack could land in another country or how that attack is gonna do anything to Beerus who would tank it

Edit: Unless it counts as using his toon force... But I don´t know if that specific ability has universal range

 

[DaReaperMan]

Claws isn't a first move for Garfield. He's done it like twice in how many altercations?

It's barely a factor

 

[ShionAH]

He's done it like twice in how many altercations?

He did it way more than twice. But you are right

 

[DaReaperMan]

Bluntly put, Garfield is more likely to insult Beerus(in his thoughts, this Garfield doesn't talk) and get so much breathed wrong at

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

I don´t understand how Garfield showing his claws would make an attack that is supposed to destroy the Earth not destroy it when said claws has to be near the attack and that attack could land in another country or how that attack is gonna do anything to Beerus who would tank it

That's assuming Beerus has bad aim. the fact is currently Garfield has a tool capable of keeping beerus away and now he just needs to find a calender and rip it to end the battle

Edit: Unless it counts as using his toon force... But I don´t know if that specific ability has universal range

his toon force is practically universal if applied

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

he just needs to find a calender and rip it to end the battle

Explain

I really need an explanation

 

[ShionAH]

Explain

I really need an explanation

He ripps a page of the calinder and destroys the entire day erasing it I guess.

 

[1st_Virtue_of_Pure_Void]

Claws isn't a first move for Garfield. He's done it like twice in how many altercations?

It's barely a factor

he still would use it agaisnt inorganic objects regardless

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

He ripps a page of the calinder and destroys the entire day erasing it I guess.

And how this kills Beerus? Because I doubt Garfield is gonna kill, EVERYONE by ripping a page of a calinder

Everyone skips time then and I don´t really know if this applies the "1 day bfr" because one day happened yes, but not in "real time"

Is akin to use time travel but everyone is affected

 

[ShionAH]

And how this kills Beerus? Because I doubt Garfield is gonna kill, EVERYONE by ripping a page of a calinder

The entire panel becomes the void so

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

The entire panel becomes the void so

mid-godly regen for Odie then, but first the CTR

 

[ShionAH]

mid-godly regen for Odie then

Mid godly for everybody but probably too much

, but first the CTR

One sec let me find the pic

 

[ShionAH]

 

[Kazuma_kuwabara]

This would be inconclusive because Garfield then decides to cease to exist too and if is for one complete day, both are "bfr" in a sense

 

[Undylan]

Yeah, I don't see how Garfield can win this.

Even if Beerus's clothes gets scared. Beerus still just gonna blow up the planet in space while being confused how can a orange cat can scare his clothes.

Plus, resistence to toon force and all.

 

[ShionAH]

Yeah, I don't see how Garfield can win this.

Even if Beerus's clothes gets scared. Beerus still just gonna blow up the planet while being confused how can a orange cat can scare his clothes.

Beerus is gonna shit his pants (that ran away) too

 

[Undylan]

Beerus is gonna shit his pants (that ran away) too

Does Garfield scare anything else other then Odie or clothes? Because if his SI or fear factor is connected to Garfield's toonforce. It isn't gonna work on Beerus who has Resistance to toonforce on a level as Arale.

Plus Beerus techinally puts fear into people too like he did with Vegeta.